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Author Topic: Montreal Surprises - The Star Chamber  (Read 18584 times)

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Offline Joe K

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Montreal Surprises - The Star Chamber
« on: August 09, 2006, 12:15:51 PM »
Hey All,

Over the past few months, while preparing for Montreal it became apparent that certain members will warrant a little extra "attention" and the plans have been laid.  There will be suprises in Montreal and just to add a little diversion, I'll give you one clue per day, until we leave.

Today's clue is I just finished oiling it.
« Last Edit: August 12, 2006, 12:20:14 PM by killfoile »

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2006, 12:16:31 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2006, 12:26:20 PM »
Oiling it?!!  OMG--that could be clippers--or a rifle!  :o

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2006, 12:35:22 PM »
Killfoile,  are the grooms getting crew cuts?
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2006, 12:38:50 PM »
Surely it's not going to be a SHOTGUN wedding   ???

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2006, 12:45:16 PM »
A wooden butcher's block for cutting up cheese to go with the whine?

:D
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2006, 12:57:51 PM »
Many old pfart needs some oiling...

Joe, were you thinking of the used dildo you promised me last year?


I like surprises...

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2006, 01:02:28 PM »
Cold, cold, cold.  Not even close, but I will tell you it does not involve the wedding nor guns.

Ann, your reply was deliciously twisted.

And Herman, all I can say is "EW, EW, EW".

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2006, 01:13:15 PM »
Are ya bringing your own little scooter so Timmy won't feel left out? ???  ;)
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2006, 01:16:00 PM »
Oils of any kind, usually preface something smooth, and slick.  This is fun Joe.

I vote for fun, it is good for your immune system.

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2006, 01:53:22 PM »
It will also be done with passion, we can't have it otherwise, can we ?.  8)

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2006, 01:58:45 PM »
I know what the surprise is....
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2006, 02:25:43 PM »
Some of us don't really LIKE surprises Joe.  And with the comment about certain members needing
more attention...Hmm!    Perhaps you could PM me and we could we could DISCUSS my concerns...
So as not to ruin it for everyone else. ::)
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2006, 03:38:59 PM »
Leather.

Oiled leather.....

Sae.
Meh.

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2006, 03:47:20 PM »
I was gonna say the same thing Sae.

Maybe it's a leather whip or a belt/strap to keep us in line, or perhaps...

a muzzle to put on Rocky? :o :D ;)

oops, did I just say that? :-X
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2006, 03:50:47 PM »
a muzzle to put on Rocky?

This one is damn funny... ;D

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2006, 04:41:02 PM »
Silence of the SHEEP.....

"it rubs the lotion on itself"......

fava beans.....chianti..
Meh.

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2006, 05:12:34 PM »
eep.

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2006, 05:33:29 PM »
LMAO!!

(Music Note) GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN!!!(Cindy Lauper music note)...

GOOD ONE, ANN!

Trishie, RAB is going to make you RUN, girlfriend!! Duck into the Bowling Alley, QUICK!! ;D

Hmmm, let's see, oiled.........what doth come to mind??? Are there those bucking bulls in Montreal??? Maybe Joe has some kind of bridle or thing to hold onto???

As Moffie would say....YEEEE HAAAAA!!

Ride em' cowboys. :o

Just sayin' (bows to jonathan..)

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2006, 05:38:48 PM »
Does it have anything to do with Creightons "Thong".. ;)

Are they easy to slip into, or do they need  "OILED"....just asking.

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2006, 05:42:36 PM »
LOL Jan!!!

Oil would make it easier for Creighton to slip into that thing, now that you mention it!

 ;D

Too fun!

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2006, 05:46:43 PM »
O.K. he told us it wasn't a gun (notice he didn't rule out the clippers though--not sure if that means anything or not)

What else is oiled?

People "oil" their bodies before sunbathing.  (a stripper perhaps?   ???)

As SAE mentioned leather is oiled (how interesting SHE knows so much about leather!   ::).  (some sort of leather something or other?  ???)

RAB

(Who's ignoring Trish's comment!   >:()

(Does Danny "know" know?  Or was he saying he thinks he knows?)


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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2006, 05:49:20 PM »
Oil would make it easier for Creighton to slip into that thing, now that you mention it!

I'm sure Creighton already regrets of having mentioned that thong...this is somethong...huh..something that will follow him for awhile... :)

Regards,

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2006, 05:57:26 PM »
Rocky, I hope you know I was just playing with you... don't you?

If not, I'm taking Zeph's advice.

Love ya,

Trish
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2006, 06:08:03 PM »
The Star Chamber has been assembled.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2006, 06:10:20 PM by killfoile »

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2006, 07:05:26 PM »
See Trish.

See Trish run.

Trish runs fast.

RAB, better bring some running shoes, sweetie.

 ;D

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Offline The Canuck

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2006, 07:12:08 PM »
See Trish.

See Trish run.

Trish runs fast.

RAB, better bring some running shoes, sweetie.


The Star Chamber is merciless8)

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2006, 07:18:02 PM »
Star Chamber....OMG!

What's the chance of finding a Canadian Mounty?

          One of those big burly ones with the cute hats :P
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2006, 07:19:35 PM »
HUM!


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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #29 on: August 09, 2006, 07:22:16 PM »
What's the chance of finding a Canadian Mounty?

          One of those big burly ones with the cute hats


Not very high I think..but will have to think about that one. I know it would be easier in Ottawa for this.  ::)

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #30 on: August 09, 2006, 07:45:07 PM »
Yes C, think very long and hard about finding that Mounty, because some of us will be "very bad" in Montreal and may need to be restrained.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2006, 09:46:15 AM by killfoile »

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #31 on: August 09, 2006, 07:49:27 PM »
I hope to find a Mountme!

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #32 on: August 09, 2006, 07:52:02 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2006, 08:23:49 PM »
I hope to find a Mountme!

Dingo, I know a good taxidermist, do you want his number?  :-*
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #34 on: August 09, 2006, 08:39:28 PM »
I knocked on the Chamber Door and to my surprise, it opened.

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2006, 08:56:54 PM »
I'm cornfused.   ???

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #36 on: August 09, 2006, 09:02:24 PM »
Me too Creighton.... and I'm not happy. :(

I WANNA KNOW!!!  NOW!!!
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #37 on: August 09, 2006, 09:09:14 PM »
Maybe one (a certain one comes to mind!  UHUM!  He He He   :D) of the moderators is going to show up dressed as a DOMINATRIX and punish everyone/anyone who has crossed their paths/been naughty and needs to to PUNISHED ????

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

RAB

 ???

(Who hasn't found the friggin "star chamber" door!   >:()


(Note to Joe:  correct the spelling from "suprises" to "surprises")   :P
« Last Edit: August 09, 2006, 09:12:05 PM by RAB »

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2006, 09:22:08 PM »
I think someone should lower....

THE CONE OF SILENCE

Sae
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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2006, 09:54:05 PM »
The markings have begun.

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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #40 on: August 10, 2006, 12:05:05 AM »
Clue number two.

They can deliver excruciating pain or indescribable pleasure, often simultaneously.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2006, 09:47:45 AM by killfoile »

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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #41 on: August 10, 2006, 12:08:51 AM »
They can deliver excruciating pain or indescribable please, often simultaneously.

Wait. You are bringing Charo? That would explain the oil.

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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #42 on: August 10, 2006, 01:01:27 AM »
Another member has found the Star Chamber door, brought his own oil and knows how to apply it!!!!

Sinners beware! Thou hast aroused the Star Chamber!

(Damn, I just heard the commercial and can't get "Fat momma, fat momma, I'm here to save the day" out of my head.)

Heheheheh,

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« Last Edit: August 10, 2006, 09:47:02 AM by aztecan »
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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #43 on: August 10, 2006, 09:26:19 AM »
Quote
Wait. You are bringing Charo?

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKS JONATHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #44 on: August 10, 2006, 09:28:03 AM »
Man, this is killing me.  I hate not knowing.  I hate that I'm not in on it.  I hate that I can't figure this out.  Dammit!!! ??? ::)

So, it's something "oiled", and

 
Clue number two.

They can deliver excruciating pain or indescribable please, often simultaneously.

Then we have the "Star Chamber" -- who the hell is in this little outfit?  I want in!!!

Okay, back to putting my thinking cap on...

Damn, this is killiing me, but I love the suspense of it all. :)
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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #45 on: August 10, 2006, 09:46:31 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #46 on: August 10, 2006, 09:51:54 AM »
Oh Lordy....plaese don't tell us you are bringing along your set of ben-wa balls to pass around.......... :o
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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #47 on: August 10, 2006, 10:03:07 AM »
Rollerblades????

They need oiling, bring pleasure when you speed through along the river and excrutiating pain when you crash into a wall...

Or maybe its you and Stephen, dressed as french fries, delicious to taste, but painfull when stuffed in your mouth too hot????

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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #48 on: August 10, 2006, 10:37:13 AM »
Sounds like a cat-o-nine-tails to me.

I was wondering where mine went to!

And no, I'm not going to Montreal, despite numerous rumours to the contrary. I can't go to Amsterdam either. I'm stuck here on the Rock for the forseeable future without my whip. Damn!

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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #49 on: August 10, 2006, 10:59:07 AM »
Now Aztec is referring to himself as "lordship"?   ???

Ann's cat-o-nine-tails is missing?  (Not sure what that means!  Does it have something to do with Canucks drunk cat?)   ???

Hmm

What does one oil?  What brings pain and pleasure at the same time?  I'd guess it has something to do with the moderators except they don't require oiling as far as I know!   ???  (And I guess the pain/pleasure thing doesn't apply either, unless Tim or Andy plan on showing up in stiletto heels, fishnet stockings, and a leather thingy ma jingy! )  (Which I suppose isn't out of the real of possibilities either.   ??? ::) ???)

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