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Author Topic: Montreal Surprises - The Star Chamber  (Read 15874 times)

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Offline Joe K

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Montreal Surprises - The Star Chamber
« on: August 09, 2006, 12:15:51 PM »
Hey All,

Over the past few months, while preparing for Montreal it became apparent that certain members will warrant a little extra "attention" and the plans have been laid.  There will be suprises in Montreal and just to add a little diversion, I'll give you one clue per day, until we leave.

Today's clue is I just finished oiling it.
« Last Edit: August 12, 2006, 12:20:14 PM by killfoile »
Life is what happens, when you are busy making other plans.

Though you may be only one person in the entire world, to one person, you may be the entire world.

I wish to become half the man, that my dog thinks I am.

Remember me with simple acts of kindness and I will live forever.

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2006, 12:16:31 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2006, 12:26:20 PM »
Oiling it?!!  OMG--that could be clippers--or a rifle!  :o

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2006, 12:35:22 PM »
Killfoile,  are the grooms getting crew cuts?
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2006, 12:38:50 PM »
Surely it's not going to be a SHOTGUN wedding   ???

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2006, 12:45:16 PM »
A wooden butcher's block for cutting up cheese to go with the whine?

:D
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2006, 12:57:51 PM »
Many old pfart needs some oiling...

Joe, were you thinking of the used dildo you promised me last year?


I like surprises...

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2006, 01:02:28 PM »
Cold, cold, cold.  Not even close, but I will tell you it does not involve the wedding nor guns.

Ann, your reply was deliciously twisted.

And Herman, all I can say is "EW, EW, EW".
Life is what happens, when you are busy making other plans.

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I wish to become half the man, that my dog thinks I am.

Remember me with simple acts of kindness and I will live forever.

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2006, 01:13:15 PM »
Are ya bringing your own little scooter so Timmy won't feel left out? ???  ;)
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2006, 01:16:00 PM »
Oils of any kind, usually preface something smooth, and slick.  This is fun Joe.

I vote for fun, it is good for your immune system.

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2006, 01:53:22 PM »
It will also be done with passion, we can't have it otherwise, can we ?.  8)

Regards,

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2006, 01:58:45 PM »
I know what the surprise is....
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2006, 02:25:43 PM »
Some of us don't really LIKE surprises Joe.  And with the comment about certain members needing
more attention...Hmm!    Perhaps you could PM me and we could we could DISCUSS my concerns...
So as not to ruin it for everyone else. ::)
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2006, 03:38:59 PM »
Leather.

Oiled leather.....

Sae.
Meh.

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2006, 03:47:20 PM »
I was gonna say the same thing Sae.

Maybe it's a leather whip or a belt/strap to keep us in line, or perhaps...

a muzzle to put on Rocky? :o :D ;)

oops, did I just say that? :-X
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2006, 03:50:47 PM »
a muzzle to put on Rocky?

This one is damn funny... ;D

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2006, 04:41:02 PM »
Silence of the SHEEP.....

"it rubs the lotion on itself"......

fava beans.....chianti..
Meh.

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2006, 05:12:34 PM »
eep.

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2006, 05:33:29 PM »
LMAO!!

(Music Note) GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN!!!(Cindy Lauper music note)...

GOOD ONE, ANN!

Trishie, RAB is going to make you RUN, girlfriend!! Duck into the Bowling Alley, QUICK!! ;D

Hmmm, let's see, oiled.........what doth come to mind??? Are there those bucking bulls in Montreal??? Maybe Joe has some kind of bridle or thing to hold onto???

As Moffie would say....YEEEE HAAAAA!!

Ride em' cowboys. :o

Just sayin' (bows to jonathan..)

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2006, 05:38:48 PM »
Does it have anything to do with Creightons "Thong".. ;)

Are they easy to slip into, or do they need  "OILED"....just asking.

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2006, 05:42:36 PM »
LOL Jan!!!

Oil would make it easier for Creighton to slip into that thing, now that you mention it!

 ;D

Too fun!

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2006, 05:46:43 PM »
O.K. he told us it wasn't a gun (notice he didn't rule out the clippers though--not sure if that means anything or not)

What else is oiled?

People "oil" their bodies before sunbathing.  (a stripper perhaps?   ???)

As SAE mentioned leather is oiled (how interesting SHE knows so much about leather!   ::).  (some sort of leather something or other?  ???)

RAB

(Who's ignoring Trish's comment!   >:()

(Does Danny "know" know?  Or was he saying he thinks he knows?)


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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2006, 05:49:20 PM »
Oil would make it easier for Creighton to slip into that thing, now that you mention it!

I'm sure Creighton already regrets of having mentioned that thong...this is somethong...huh..something that will follow him for awhile... :)

Regards,

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2006, 05:57:26 PM »
Rocky, I hope you know I was just playing with you... don't you?

If not, I'm taking Zeph's advice.

Love ya,

Trish
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2006, 06:08:03 PM »
The Star Chamber has been assembled.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2006, 06:10:20 PM by killfoile »
Life is what happens, when you are busy making other plans.

Though you may be only one person in the entire world, to one person, you may be the entire world.

I wish to become half the man, that my dog thinks I am.

Remember me with simple acts of kindness and I will live forever.

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2006, 07:05:26 PM »
See Trish.

See Trish run.

Trish runs fast.

RAB, better bring some running shoes, sweetie.

 ;D

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Offline The Canuck

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2006, 07:12:08 PM »
See Trish.

See Trish run.

Trish runs fast.

RAB, better bring some running shoes, sweetie.


The Star Chamber is merciless8)

The Canuck

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2006, 07:18:02 PM »
Star Chamber....OMG!

What's the chance of finding a Canadian Mounty?

          One of those big burly ones with the cute hats :P
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2006, 07:19:35 PM »
HUM!


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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #29 on: August 09, 2006, 07:22:16 PM »
What's the chance of finding a Canadian Mounty?

          One of those big burly ones with the cute hats


Not very high I think..but will have to think about that one. I know it would be easier in Ottawa for this.  ::)

The Canuck

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #30 on: August 09, 2006, 07:45:07 PM »
Yes C, think very long and hard about finding that Mounty, because some of us will be "very bad" in Montreal and may need to be restrained.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2006, 09:46:15 AM by killfoile »
Life is what happens, when you are busy making other plans.

Though you may be only one person in the entire world, to one person, you may be the entire world.

I wish to become half the man, that my dog thinks I am.

Remember me with simple acts of kindness and I will live forever.

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #31 on: August 09, 2006, 07:49:27 PM »
I hope to find a Mountme!

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #32 on: August 09, 2006, 07:52:02 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2006, 08:23:49 PM »
I hope to find a Mountme!

Dingo, I know a good taxidermist, do you want his number?  :-*
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #34 on: August 09, 2006, 08:39:28 PM »
I knocked on the Chamber Door and to my surprise, it opened.

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2006, 08:56:54 PM »
I'm cornfused.   ???

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #36 on: August 09, 2006, 09:02:24 PM »
Me too Creighton.... and I'm not happy. :(

I WANNA KNOW!!!  NOW!!!
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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #37 on: August 09, 2006, 09:09:14 PM »
Maybe one (a certain one comes to mind!  UHUM!  He He He   :D) of the moderators is going to show up dressed as a DOMINATRIX and punish everyone/anyone who has crossed their paths/been naughty and needs to to PUNISHED ????

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

RAB

 ???

(Who hasn't found the friggin "star chamber" door!   >:()


(Note to Joe:  correct the spelling from "suprises" to "surprises")   :P
« Last Edit: August 09, 2006, 09:12:05 PM by RAB »

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Re: Montreal Suprises
« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2006, 09:22:08 PM »
I think someone should lower....

THE CONE OF SILENCE

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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2006, 09:54:05 PM »
The markings have begun.
Life is what happens, when you are busy making other plans.

Though you may be only one person in the entire world, to one person, you may be the entire world.

I wish to become half the man, that my dog thinks I am.

Remember me with simple acts of kindness and I will live forever.

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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #40 on: August 10, 2006, 12:05:05 AM »
Clue number two.

They can deliver excruciating pain or indescribable pleasure, often simultaneously.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2006, 09:47:45 AM by killfoile »
Life is what happens, when you are busy making other plans.

Though you may be only one person in the entire world, to one person, you may be the entire world.

I wish to become half the man, that my dog thinks I am.

Remember me with simple acts of kindness and I will live forever.

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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #41 on: August 10, 2006, 12:08:51 AM »
They can deliver excruciating pain or indescribable please, often simultaneously.

Wait. You are bringing Charo? That would explain the oil.

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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #42 on: August 10, 2006, 01:01:27 AM »
Another member has found the Star Chamber door, brought his own oil and knows how to apply it!!!!

Sinners beware! Thou hast aroused the Star Chamber!

(Damn, I just heard the commercial and can't get "Fat momma, fat momma, I'm here to save the day" out of my head.)

Heheheheh,

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« Last Edit: August 10, 2006, 09:47:02 AM by aztecan »
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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #43 on: August 10, 2006, 09:26:19 AM »
Quote
Wait. You are bringing Charo?

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKS JONATHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #44 on: August 10, 2006, 09:28:03 AM »
Man, this is killing me.  I hate not knowing.  I hate that I'm not in on it.  I hate that I can't figure this out.  Dammit!!! ??? ::)

So, it's something "oiled", and

 
Clue number two.

They can deliver excruciating pain or indescribable please, often simultaneously.

Then we have the "Star Chamber" -- who the hell is in this little outfit?  I want in!!!

Okay, back to putting my thinking cap on...

Damn, this is killiing me, but I love the suspense of it all. :)
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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #45 on: August 10, 2006, 09:46:31 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #46 on: August 10, 2006, 09:51:54 AM »
Oh Lordy....plaese don't tell us you are bringing along your set of ben-wa balls to pass around.......... :o
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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #47 on: August 10, 2006, 10:03:07 AM »
Rollerblades????

They need oiling, bring pleasure when you speed through along the river and excrutiating pain when you crash into a wall...

Or maybe its you and Stephen, dressed as french fries, delicious to taste, but painfull when stuffed in your mouth too hot????

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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #48 on: August 10, 2006, 10:37:13 AM »
Sounds like a cat-o-nine-tails to me.

I was wondering where mine went to!

And no, I'm not going to Montreal, despite numerous rumours to the contrary. I can't go to Amsterdam either. I'm stuck here on the Rock for the forseeable future without my whip. Damn!

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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #49 on: August 10, 2006, 10:59:07 AM »
Now Aztec is referring to himself as "lordship"?   ???

Ann's cat-o-nine-tails is missing?  (Not sure what that means!  Does it have something to do with Canucks drunk cat?)   ???

Hmm

What does one oil?  What brings pain and pleasure at the same time?  I'd guess it has something to do with the moderators except they don't require oiling as far as I know!   ???  (And I guess the pain/pleasure thing doesn't apply either, unless Tim or Andy plan on showing up in stiletto heels, fishnet stockings, and a leather thingy ma jingy! )  (Which I suppose isn't out of the real of possibilities either.   ??? ::) ???)

RAB





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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #50 on: August 10, 2006, 12:22:00 PM »
How close to the answer some of you are...

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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #51 on: August 10, 2006, 01:00:58 PM »
FYI, all........  Membership in the "Star Chamber" is an earned position, and cannot be aquired willy-nilly. 

Just letting them know "Your Lordship"..

I see no reason for them to have anymore clues, they cannot handle the "truth".  The attached photo is an original water color of me standing in front of the "Real Moffie", dressed for a formal evening in ..........................."The Star Chamber".

In DELICIOUS ANTICIPATION..................................

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« Last Edit: August 10, 2006, 01:12:39 PM by Moffie65 »
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Re: Montreal Surprises
« Reply #52 on: August 10, 2006, 01:37:55 PM »
One oils leather if one wants one's leather to stay supple.

I think two need to oil their leather as well.

And three is a crowd, so forget that!

I wouldn't be surprised if Tim showed up in some well-oiled leather, but I don't think Andy's dodgy knees would allow him to wear stillettos. And as the only REAL fisher *ahem* man around here, I reserve the right to be the only person allowed to wear fishnet stockings (not tights, stockings!) and I shall buy a new whip to enforce that rule if I have to!

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« Reply #53 on: August 10, 2006, 01:44:16 PM »
Is it leather paddles like the ones I saw in that fascinating shop in Amsterdam?

Or a few cases of leather dildos so everyone can go **** themselves?  ;D

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« Reply #54 on: August 10, 2006, 02:32:17 PM »
TO GO WHERE NO MAN (OR WOMAN) HAS GONE BEFORE!

Yes, followers of the Great STAR CHAMBER mystery, IT IS A NEW FRONTIER!!!

Imaginations are running wild with this one, I see....stilettos? dildoes? leather? fish net stockings? roller blades? FRENCH FRIES!!?

LOL ;D

Michael (Douglas) and Hal (Holbrook), move over, new members have arrived!

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« Reply #55 on: August 10, 2006, 03:06:35 PM »
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« Reply #56 on: August 10, 2006, 07:10:53 PM »
Click...  Click...  Click...  Click...  Click.
Life is what happens, when you are busy making other plans.

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« Reply #57 on: August 10, 2006, 07:53:51 PM »
I'm sorry Joe...but I can't keep this to myself anymore..and I need to put these poor buggers out of their misery.

Some of you will remember the bare chested barman from our "Meet and Greet" last year..I know Hermie does...and I know Trish certainly does.. :D.

Well..Joe has arranged to have him flown to Montreal and "Oiled" up for me and waiting by the pool so I can use him as a pool slide when we have our pool party..but I warn you anyone else wanting to use that well oiled body as a slide will have to come up with an offer I can't refuse.

You are probably wondering where the pleasure and pain come into it.

The pleasure would be....well you can work that one out for yourselves ;)
The pain would be having to leave him behind in Montreal.. :'(

Sorry Joe ..I had to do it.

Hugs to you all...can't wait to see you in Montreal.

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« Reply #58 on: August 10, 2006, 07:55:20 PM »
Handcuffs.

You're going to handcuff all the people who "warrent a little extra 'attention'" to people who will give them attention... either that or your going to threaten them with handcuffing them to their hotel beds until they promise to behave...???

Cat-o-nines sounds more fun ;D
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« Reply #59 on: August 10, 2006, 07:56:21 PM »
Oh poo Jan, you posted while I was still typing!
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« Reply #60 on: August 10, 2006, 08:07:19 PM »
Jan:

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Some of you will remember the bare chested barman from our "Meet and Greet" last year

Remember?  Are you out of your friggin mind?  His name was Tony (or something like that), he was drop dead gorgeous, beautiful complexion, a smile that could charm the pants off of anyone (and you of all people should know  ;) what his powers were), and then there was THAT beautifully, exquisitely, perfectly, proportioned body.  Oh gawd do I remember! 

RAB

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« Reply #61 on: August 10, 2006, 08:23:55 PM »
wait?  People are going down on tony?

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« Reply #62 on: August 10, 2006, 10:05:36 PM »
 :o

Now that's a pool party FAVOR that I have got to WITNESS!! A well oiled human pool slide, apparently good looking at that!

WOW.

Jan......you are one terrific story teller, gal.

Dingo, you are such a nasty boy ;)

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« Reply #63 on: August 11, 2006, 12:02:34 AM »
Joe, you have unleashed perrvvvvv......I am such a virgin...... ::)

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« Reply #64 on: August 11, 2006, 12:03:10 AM »
And Jan?  IS that you?  OMG?

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« Reply #65 on: August 11, 2006, 12:09:00 AM »
Joe, don't forget to pack that oil in your checked-in bags ;)

R
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« Reply #66 on: August 11, 2006, 12:14:09 AM »
OOOOOOO LAAAAA LAAAA!!!  ;D

I know exactly who you're talking about Jan, I remember him well.  What definition?  My Lord...  He was beyond GORGEOUS!!!

And Rocky, just goes to show how much you know... his name was Tom, thank you very much, not Tony.  Silly boy!  Had you been paying attention to him, rather than just drooling and standing there like a love sick school girl you probably could have gotten some action.  Oh well, your loss... Jan & mine's gain. ;) :P



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« Reply #67 on: August 11, 2006, 03:15:41 AM »
Now, to clarify...

You all know the reason of Jan's wet dream... and Trish as well I believe???

Or was is Mark Maximus??? Remember that sweet hunk??

I would love to slide down his oily tube.......

Yes, this is Hermie

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« Reply #68 on: August 11, 2006, 08:35:52 AM »
Hell, even I remember Tony and I didn't even go to Toronto!

One question though, if Jan is going to slide down Tony's well oiled body, won't she get stuck half-way down?

Just askin'!

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« Reply #69 on: August 11, 2006, 09:02:06 AM »
Personally I can think of a lot worse things than being handcuffed and sufficiently OILED by
Jonathan...
but you didn't hear that from me. :P

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« Reply #70 on: August 11, 2006, 11:39:11 AM »
Three have been marked.
Life is what happens, when you are busy making other plans.

Though you may be only one person in the entire world, to one person, you may be the entire world.

I wish to become half the man, that my dog thinks I am.

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« Reply #71 on: August 11, 2006, 12:50:44 PM »
Dearest Star Chamber Enforcer (Joe),

I didn't think you would see my little trickery in the other thread trying to persuade a certain someone into giving me the goods.  I must warn you though, I have my feelers out all over these boards, but now I see I must be careful in my subversional tactics.  And retribution, well, I'm kind of liking that idea -- wonder what you have in mind?  The suspense of it all is what I crave. ;D

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« Reply #72 on: August 11, 2006, 12:57:22 PM »
The Ster Chamber fears no one, nor will you ever find out, until it is too late.
Life is what happens, when you are busy making other plans.

Though you may be only one person in the entire world, to one person, you may be the entire world.

I wish to become half the man, that my dog thinks I am.

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« Reply #73 on: August 11, 2006, 01:04:52 PM »
"...WON'T SHE GET STUCK HALF-WAY DOWN?"

Ann....

EEP!!!

 ;D

O, Great SCE, Joe....we await further clues...and Trish.....run fast, girl, run real fast!!

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« Reply #74 on: August 11, 2006, 01:13:23 PM »
Hmm   ???

Ann said:
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Handcuffs.

You're going to handcuff all the people who "warrent a little extra 'attention'" to people who will give them attention...


Joe said:

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Three have been marked.

Aztecan has pronounced himself the "lordship".  Aztecan is also the resident birthday spanker.  A semi-domination kind of role.

The "star chamber"  appears to have an ever increasing # of members, who have been allowed in, but others haven't been allowed.


Somebody is up to no good, that much I do know. 

RAB   >:(


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« Reply #75 on: August 11, 2006, 01:41:39 PM »

Somebody is up to no good, that much I do know.

As Excalibur was bestowed upon Arthur, by the Lady of the Lake, so has the power of the Star Chamber come into being. 

Inclusion is bestowed upon the members.

Those who would seek to actively join the Chamber, are rarely deemed worthy.
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« Reply #76 on: August 11, 2006, 02:10:55 PM »
Ok... im totally lost,  but thats pretty typical for me, at least my friend would say so...   I guess the clues aren't doing a thing for me. 

Countdown.... only 6 days left..

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« Reply #77 on: August 11, 2006, 02:21:32 PM »
Joe, I will pay top dollar in Montreal for some of the shit you are smoking!

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« Reply #78 on: August 11, 2006, 03:17:00 PM »
The Star Chamber shall rule the AMG 06 Gathering...fear the anger of the Star Chamber...be repentant before it's too late !!!!

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« Reply #79 on: August 11, 2006, 06:09:26 PM »
Hi Claude

The "Star Chambers" have spoken, I fear it is already too late.

Let the Initations begin...and may God have mercy on their souls..(whoever the hell they are . ;))

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« Reply #80 on: August 11, 2006, 10:43:32 PM »
Methinks that the Initiates are shaking in their....

THONGS?

DANCING SHOES?

LEATHER THINGYS?

 ???

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« Reply #81 on: August 12, 2006, 12:46:56 AM »
I am so fucking blond I can't stand it.  My hair is not even a little messed up, this is so far over my head.  AHHHHH!!!!!  hehe

Although, I don't seem to be getting the "real" clues, I am thoroughly enjoying perusing the "suggestions".

Leather...whips...oil...sliding down a hot body AND getting stuck half way down.  GOOD LORD, it's getting hot in here.

Pardon me I need to go smoke a cigarette now.   ;D
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« Reply #82 on: August 12, 2006, 01:31:39 AM »
For the edification of the unruly masses who dare question the Star Chamber, the duly appointed court shall not be usurped, proscribed nor deterred from its duty.

Three have been marked. Beware curiosity as any who question its judgement could find themselves so.

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« Reply #83 on: August 12, 2006, 10:11:11 AM »

DANCING SHOES?


Could it be?  Will the members of the star chamber be donning their tutus & ballet slippers, putting on a show for us?  Interesting???  or will it be a tap dance?
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« Reply #84 on: August 12, 2006, 10:13:08 AM »
Will the members of the star chamber be donning their tutus & ballet slippers

Believe me Honey...the last thing you want is seeing me in tutus & ballet slippers.  ;D

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« Reply #85 on: August 12, 2006, 12:25:19 PM »
Shane, I don't get it at all either....

DANCING SHOES?
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Re: Montreal Surprises - The Star Chamber
« Reply #86 on: August 12, 2006, 12:36:19 PM »
Let us hope that the STAR CHAMBER members don't suffer the same fate as the originals...
Some people just don't look good in orange prison garb :o

4 days and counting.........I am not looking forward to body searches by trolls in uniform
and I certain won't be making any "jokes" with customs.  I hear they have NO sense of
humor.  Now the real question is...What shall I wear for the wedding?  Hmm? :P ::)
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« Reply #87 on: August 12, 2006, 04:06:05 PM »
DancerBoy,

But this scares the eff outta me...

As well it should, for you have been marked.  Ancient indeed.

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« Reply #88 on: August 13, 2006, 01:17:05 PM »
Run, Danny.......Run! :o

You've been measured...You've been weighed...and obviously you've been found WANTED :o

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« Reply #89 on: August 13, 2006, 10:19:46 PM »
Oh Dear!

I just might need the  drinks!  Oh hell, who am I kidding... I always need drinks...
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« Reply #90 on: August 14, 2006, 11:49:16 PM »
 ;D

I'm torn between wanting to be there to see these marks get what the Star Chamber has in plan for them and feeling glad that I'm not going just in case there would be an added marked individual (me).

LOL! When these marks get theirs, someone definitely has to post the who and what of it all.
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« Reply #91 on: August 14, 2006, 11:52:41 PM »
Molten-
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« Reply #92 on: August 14, 2006, 11:55:23 PM »
I would if I could. :)
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