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Author Topic: Out of Gas  (Read 456 times)

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Offline rondrond

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Out of Gas
« on: April 29, 2009, 01:46:32 AM »

A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom,
may I take the dog for a walk  around the block?'

Mom replies, 'No, because she is
in heat.'           
       
'What's that mean?' asked
the child.             

'Go ask your father. I think
he's in the garage.'       
               
           
The little girl goes to the garage and
says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block?

 I asked Mom, but she
 said the dog was   
 in heat, and to come to you.'           
                       
 Dad said, 'Bring Belle over
here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to
disguise the scent, and said..                     
     
'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle
on the leash and only go one time round the block.'                     
         
The little girl left and returned a few
minutes later with no         
 dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's
 Belle?'             
     
    ***************     
           
The little girl said, 'She ran out
of gas about halfway down the   
 block, so another dog is pushing her home.'           
               
         
 
 If you ain't laffin'...           
             
You ain't
livin'     
"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
Diagnosed: COPD
Dec 2013: CD4 645 45% VL 49
Med Change: Viramune/Epivir/Ziagen/Isentress

 


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