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Author Topic: Chaney Sprains Back  (Read 1397 times)

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Offline YaKaMein

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Chaney Sprains Back
« on: January 20, 2009, 11:43:52 AM »
Cheney Sprains Back

By YAKAMEIN, NO Name Press Writer YaKaMen, NO Name Press Writer – 11 mins ago


WASHINGTON – Fearing that Americans would find the smoking gun, outgoing Vice President Dick Cheney (R) sprained his back while attempting to return the U.S. Constitution to the National Archives last evening.  Considered the backbone of U.S. democracy, it had been missing since early in first term of the Bush administration. The White House denies any participation in the matter.

A box containing the revered document also had the Bill of Rights on the bottom. The second document was crumpled by the weight of the Constitution. Chaney was surprised and denied knowing the documents were in the box. He expressed an expletive and was looking for his rifle as he writhed in pain.

Bush said, "I'm glad he was caught it. He's been doing this stuff for a long time."

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09/11 Endocrine Consult
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 Disc'd Bactrim DEXA -3.1 Tscore
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11/10 CD4 300 14.3% VL 0 <20copies
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01/10 Began FOTO
11/09 CD4 274 13.7% VL 0 Chol 173 Trig 131
07/09 CD4 324 13.5% VL 0 DEXA -3.1 Tscore lumbar
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11/08 CD4 227 10.3% VL 0 Chol 176 Trig 156
04/08 CD4 228 9.5% VL 0
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12/06 CD4 109 6.4% VL 0
09/06 CD4  88 5.5% VL und desens'd rtd to Bactrim
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06/06  Bactrim rash, X2 Dapsone
 EFV & Truvada Chol 128 Trig 131
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Seadickrun

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Re: Chaney Sprains Back
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2009, 05:35:15 PM »
I wish I could remember who said, "Even Cheney's heart has had the good sense to try and kill him four times".

I find it hard to believe that he moves his own boxes when there are strapping Marines standing around the White House not to mention an entire staff.  I guess he forgot to lift from the knees.

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Re: Chaney Sprains Back
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 09:01:46 PM »
Good one.
I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices.-Clarence Darrow

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Re: Chaney Sprains Back
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 09:16:52 PM »
 :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I3ba3lnFHik

“Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret. Look inward and ask not if there is anything o

 


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