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Author Topic: 10 ways you know you are far too stoned?  (Read 1885 times)

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Offline Moffie65

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10 ways you know you are far too stoned?
« on: October 06, 2008, 07:26:53 PM »
10: You loose arguments with inanimate objects
9:   You hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
8:   Your job is interfering with your smoking
7:   Your idea of cutting back is less paper
6:   You can focus better with one eye closed
5:   You believe Pot is part of the leafy food group
4:   The door to the refrigerator keeps ihitting the back of your head
3:   Mosquiitoes get high after atttacking you
2:   Your career won't progress beyond the President of the United States
1:   You finally break down and smoke the oregano!
The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals,
and 362 to heterosexuals.
This doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals,
It's just that they need more supervision.
Lynn Lavne

Offline J.R.E.

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Re: 10 ways you know you are far too stoned?
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2008, 08:15:55 PM »


Great to see you Tim. Hope all is well !!


Ray 8)
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 In October of 2003, My t-cell count was 16, Viral load was over 500,000, Percentage at that time was 5%. I started my first  HAART regimen  on October 24th,03.

 As of 6/4/14,  t-cells are at 423, Viral load <40

 Current % is at 13% 

  
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Offline HollyStar

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Re: 10 ways you know you are far too stoned?
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2008, 09:11:39 PM »
Too funny Tim!!! I especially liked number 10 and 3! It's good to see you back on the boards. And since we're talking about leaf, it's busy up here this time of year. ;)

Diagnosed  July 28th 2003

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Offline Winiroo

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Re: 10 ways you know you are far too stoned?
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2008, 09:24:02 PM »
You gave me a Good laugh. Thank you.

Offline BT65

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Re: 10 ways you know you are far too stoned?
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2008, 09:25:08 PM »
Hey Daddy Tim,

So good to see you back!  And thanks for that post-it made my night.
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Offline Texan38

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Re: 10 ways you know you are far too stoned?
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2008, 08:42:00 AM »
That's hilarious! Started my morning off to a good start!  ;)
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Offline Moffie65

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Re: 10 ways you know you are far too stoned?
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2008, 09:12:08 AM »
Guys, I thought this was hilarious, and I too related to some of them more than others.  I got a birthday card last January with a nickle bag of oregano in it and these were printed on the front.  I still crack up when I read it.  :)
The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals,
and 362 to heterosexuals.
This doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals,
It's just that they need more supervision.
Lynn Lavne

Offline Oceanbeach

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Re: 10 ways you know you are far too stoned?
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2008, 02:04:18 PM »
I bought a small package of Valerian Root chips the other day and after all the times, I have been in that store, the witches got really weird.  It is apparently burned in black arts for hexing.  Of course, in Forestville, thay make no claims and sell as a curio only.  ;D  Have the best day
Michael
(who uses Medical Marijuana as a curion only)

Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: 10 ways you know you are far too stoned?
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2008, 02:12:27 PM »
10: You loose arguments with inanimate objects
9:   You hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
8:   Your job is interfering with your smoking
7:   Your idea of cutting back is less paper
6:   You can focus better with one eye closed
5:   You believe Pot is part of the leafy food group
4:   The door to the refrigerator keeps ihitting the back of your head
3:   Mosquiitoes get high after atttacking you
2:   Your career won't progress beyond the President of the United States
1:   You finally break down and smoke the oregano!

I must say that I thought the list was hilarious. I don't argue with objects but I do have discussions with Lucifer, my cat and the funny thing is sometimes he wins...*lol* And I actually do cut back on the paper of blunts, instead of rolling with both leafs, I now roll with one. I smoke so much the mosquitos don't even fuck with me anymore unless they're looking to get high...*lmao*
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2/6/08 CD4- 401 VL- undetectable
5/7/08 CD4- 705 VL- undetectable
6/4/08 CD4- 775 VL- undetectable
8/6/08 CD4- 805 VL- undetectable
11/13/08 CD4- 774 VL--undetectable
2/4/09  CD4- 484  VL- 18,000 (2 months off meds)
3/3/09---Starting Back on Meds---
4/27/09 CD4- 664 VL-- undetectable
6/17/09 CD4- 438 VL- 439
8/09 CD4- 404 VL- 1,600
01-22-10-- CD4- 525 VL- 59,000
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Offline Moffie65

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Re: 10 ways you know you are far too stoned?
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2008, 04:42:33 PM »
Of course, in Forestville, thay make no claims and sell as a curio only. 
(who uses Medical Marijuana as a curion only)

Michael, where in the hell is the witches store in Forestville.  You can be direct, using Franks liqour store as a reference.   :)

Ms. Queen, I would have been severely disappointed if you didn't comment on this thread.  Personally my younger poodle, (Fupi - short one in Swahili) is far more intelligent when I am really stoned. 
The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals,
and 362 to heterosexuals.
This doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals,
It's just that they need more supervision.
Lynn Lavne

Offline Oceanbeach

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Re: 10 ways you know you are far too stoned?
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2008, 05:00:34 PM »
Michael, where in the hell is the witches store in Forestville.  You can be direct, using Franks liqour store as a reference.   :)


Franks Liqour Store is the one across from the field?  Follow the street West to Covey Road, turn Left.  Carr's Drive In is on the right, the Odd Fellows Hall is on the left.  Head toward the High School.  On the left, there is a dirt road with no signs.  Park and walk through the Rose Garden.  Lucky Mojo serves Hoo Doo, Voo Doo, Wiccan and Christian faiths but the owner Kat practices Hoo Doo.  there is a big black poodle dog named Sophie who comes out to greet customers.

I have been going there for several years and have only seen 3 other customers there in all that time with around 8 employees.  One afternoon, on a day not unlike any other, some of the employees were wondering what to do... I suggested they invoke the spirit elements Earth, Air, Fire, and Water  ;D  Have the best day
Michael
(who has never claimed to be a Witch or Warlock)

BTW, there is an All Traditions meeting on the third Thursday of every month in Santa Rosa at the Luther Burbank Center for the Arts.  Sonoma County has more Covens than in any county in California.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2008, 05:07:45 PM by Sonomabeach »

Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: 10 ways you know you are far too stoned?
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2008, 06:10:19 PM »
Ms. Queen, I would have been severely disappointed if you didn't comment on this thread.  Personally my younger poodle, (Fupi - short one in Swahili) is far more intelligent when I am really stoned. 

I can never pass up a weed thread, Papi. It's the one thing I have a lot of experience in...*lol* And as Snoop Dogg would say, "What's my motherfucking name?.....Queen Tokelove....*tee hee*
Started Atripla/Ziagen on 9/13/07.
10/31/07 CD4-265 VL- undetectable
2/6/08 CD4- 401 VL- undetectable
5/7/08 CD4- 705 VL- undetectable
6/4/08 CD4- 775 VL- undetectable
8/6/08 CD4- 805 VL- undetectable
11/13/08 CD4- 774 VL--undetectable
2/4/09  CD4- 484  VL- 18,000 (2 months off meds)
3/3/09---Starting Back on Meds---
4/27/09 CD4- 664 VL-- undetectable
6/17/09 CD4- 438 VL- 439
8/09 CD4- 404 VL- 1,600
01-22-10-- CD4- 525 VL- 59,000
Cherish the simple things life has to offer

The Royal Blog

Offline skeebo1969

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Re: 10 ways you know you are far too stoned?
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2008, 06:25:40 PM »
6:   You can focus better with one eye closed
 

  I found this very helpful while driving.  Right eye closed, left eye open keeping that left tire on the yellow line....
I despise the song Love is in the Air, you should too.

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Re: 10 ways you know you are far too stoned?
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2008, 08:13:34 AM »
10: You loose arguments with inanimate objects
9:   You hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
8:   Your job is interfering with your smoking
7:   Your idea of cutting back is less paper
6:   You can focus better with one eye closed
5:   You believe Pot is part of the leafy food group
4:   The door to the refrigerator keeps ihitting the back of your head
3:   Mosquiitoes get high after atttacking you
2:   Your career won't progress beyond the President of the United States
1:   You finally break down and smoke the oregano!
     Cute one, Tim.      Glad to see you back. Cristy

 


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