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Author Topic: The Person Below Me...  (Read 3639 times)

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Offline HollyStar

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The Person Below Me...
« on: July 28, 2006, 12:52:00 AM »
Maybe some people remember the Person Below Me thread in the old forums that I started. I thought it was fun. I've been wanting to post it again and after reading a rather disturbing thread tonight I thought we could enjoy a bit of fun. So the way it works is, I start off by saying something about the person that posts below me. Then they would post if what I wrote applied to them and then post something about the person below them. I'll start.

The person below me has never been outside of the United States...
Diagnosed  July 28th 2003

'I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I just lived the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.' -Diande Ackerman

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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2006, 01:27:11 AM »


Yes I've always wanted to go to Amsterdam for some legal primo herb, but my fear of planes keeps me home in the US.

  At least I am not like the person below me.....  they mow their grass with scissors...
I despise the song Love is in the Air, you should too.

Offline Robert

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2006, 01:34:24 AM »
and I grow it with hydroponics and black lights.....

the person below me uses black velvet
..........

Offline DancerBoy

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2006, 01:46:24 AM »
only to tie trick up with.

The person below me trims their pubes with only their teeth
Boys are Stupid

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2006, 01:48:08 AM »
. . . . and my toe nails too. ;)

The person below me sniffs fat women's undies.

MtD

Offline otherplaces

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2006, 02:05:22 AM »

I sniff them, but only after **I** wear them. Size L panties look better on boys anyway.

The person below me has a TICK...STOP THAT!!!


Offline CaptCarl

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2006, 11:23:21 AM »
Look,
   I'm sorry about the freakin' tic Okay? It's not my fault, nobody told me that 14 hits of acid would have permanent consequences! But it has come to my attention that the person below me has been jailed on several occasions for the illicit fondling of yard gnomes, and buggery of pink plastic Flamingoes...
The only thing I can do straight is shoot..

Offline ACinKC

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2006, 01:20:38 PM »
In all fairness the yard gnomes were HOT and there was a fair amount of tequila involved to convince the flamingoes i meant NO HARM!  Its still not as bad as the person below me

Who is the secret love child of Oprah and Donald Trump!
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline AIDS2HIV

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2006, 02:31:32 PM »
ok ok you got me, my name is Humpty Trump....but that enough about me in this public setting. If we shall discuss anything today ,it will be the person below me, who has a midget in thier refridgerator....
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Offline Joe K

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2006, 06:28:48 PM »
He's not a midget, but a dwarf and we store him in the fridge to keep him fresh for tossing.

Speaking of "little people" the person below me was raped by a troop of horny boy scouts.
Life is what happens, when you are busy making other plans.

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Offline JeffInNYC

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2006, 06:53:03 PM »
I'll be honest...it wasnt rape...it was a seduction and boy was that Eagle Scout hung!

The person below me has secret fantasies about Bea Arthur wearing a strap-on.

Offline livingpositively

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2006, 08:22:43 PM »
Bea Arthur...hmmmm.....It's more along the lines of a Golden Girls Gang Bang.  I mean, why stop with just Bea?

The person below me is the naked lube wrestling champion of north america.
4/6/07   CD4 450, % 23, No VL
2/19/07 CD4 487, % 26, VL 47,500
1/4/07   CD4 357, % 27, No VL
10/3/06 CD4 500, % 26, VL 18,000
7/6/06   CD4 530, % 29, VL 83,800
4/6/06   CD4 555, % 28, VL 13,000

Offline Sdgirl

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2006, 09:05:31 PM »
Never mind
« Last Edit: July 28, 2006, 09:12:36 PM by Sdgirl »
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.  Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.  It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.  We ask ourselves.."Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?  Actually, who are you not to be?"

Offline Biggums

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2006, 12:07:35 AM »
And ain't it a bitch that since I've gained so much weight I spend more on lube than on Hostess fruit pies.  But John Cena lubed up........wow!

The person below me steals their cable.
44 year old gay man .......just broke up with the only man I've ever really loved.

You can love completely without complete understanding.

Offline zephyr

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2006, 04:34:21 AM »
And what sinful fun that is! :o Because, you know, there's this great looking tech who gets sent out to regulate us cable thieves, all tan, small waisted, taut....oh my must I go on?

Besides, the person below me has no idea that the telescope is aimed right down to the......



edited for spelling correction...ummm...taut for taught, tit for tat, you know....
« Last Edit: July 29, 2006, 04:36:43 AM by zephyr »
"It is character that communicates most eloquently."

Offline kcmetroman

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2006, 11:50:13 AM »
Big Whiteheaded pimple on his right ass cheek.....



The person below me once took a dress to the dry cleaners and when the attendant misunderstood what they said and asked "come again?"

They replied, "no, mustard this time."

Offline CaptCarl

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2006, 11:37:40 PM »
It was my mothers Prom Dress. Really. I was just trying to do her a favor. But from what I understand the person below me has been known to refer to the local peep show as the "$2.00 All-U-Can Eat Buffet..."
The only thing I can do straight is shoot..

Offline bluelove

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2006, 03:10:20 AM »
After all the size of some "members" could have been confused for shrimps.

The person below was just seen in a bus with a bunch of Swedish nuns wearing nothing but?

Offline ACinKC

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2006, 12:47:02 PM »
Each others legs for earmuffs!  It was an amazing sight right in downtown Kansas City at the annual Swedish Catholic Nymphomaniac Nun  Convention held here annually.  They actually hold this convention and the Dwarf Tossing Final Four at the same hotel!  Good times are had by all....

Actually I did see the person below me getting ready to give this years commencement speech about....
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2006, 01:11:41 PM »
. . . . the need for moist towlettes in public toilets and parliamentary offices.

The person below me reeks of patchouli.

MtD

Offline Life

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2006, 01:55:28 PM »
Of course I get invited to my first birthday party on the boards and all MTD serves is patchouli on crackers..
Not even a bong anywheres near.  Jeezzz..

I however noticed the person sitting next to me and just below whiping out a massaive amount of

Offline Alain

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2006, 03:35:46 PM »
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« Last Edit: November 03, 2006, 08:14:49 PM by cowandalehouse »

Offline livingpositively

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2006, 04:07:45 PM »
OH...you mean someone saw that??!!   :o  UH OH!!!

But it was the person below me that supplied the choking hazard.
4/6/07   CD4 450, % 23, No VL
2/19/07 CD4 487, % 26, VL 47,500
1/4/07   CD4 357, % 27, No VL
10/3/06 CD4 500, % 26, VL 18,000
7/6/06   CD4 530, % 29, VL 83,800
4/6/06   CD4 555, % 28, VL 13,000

Offline Life

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2006, 04:18:57 PM »
Coolwhip and "foot longs" certainly could be construed as a "choking hazard" but take note from Lwood proper extending of the neck can help..

Oh my! guess who just arrived in his purple thong!  Why its the....

Offline holden

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2007, 03:24:32 PM »
It's the Pillbury Dough Boy getting ready to give all the Keebler Elves lap dances. Talk about a poppin fresh good time.

I saw the person below me lick....

Offline CaptCarl

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2007, 06:15:13 PM »
...the sweat off of the testicles of a drunken Mexican midget (not a Dwarf, that'd be grosss!)

  But I swear on my mothers grave (fucked herself to death, she did) that  the person below me likes to touch themselves whenever they see George Bush...
« Last Edit: October 10, 2007, 06:17:09 PM by abqcarl »
The only thing I can do straight is shoot..

Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2007, 04:38:50 AM »
Alright, I swear it's because of the good green that got me started with George Bush then when Clinton came around I took a break but I totally lost it when George W showed up....

I swear I saw the person below me getting it on with a Pokemon behind........
Started Atripla/Ziagen on 9/13/07.
10/31/07 CD4-265 VL- undetectable
2/6/08 CD4- 401 VL- undetectable
5/7/08 CD4- 705 VL- undetectable
6/4/08 CD4- 775 VL- undetectable
8/6/08 CD4- 805 VL- undetectable
11/13/08 CD4- 774 VL--undetectable
2/4/09  CD4- 484  VL- 18,000 (2 months off meds)
3/3/09---Starting Back on Meds---
4/27/09 CD4- 664 VL-- undetectable
6/17/09 CD4- 438 VL- 439
8/09 CD4- 404 VL- 1,600
01-22-10-- CD4- 525 VL- 59,000
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2007, 05:05:22 AM »
. . . . Administrator Ann's back.

Public hospitals smell funny. I should know, I've spent enough time in them over the last few weeks. On that basis:

The person below me was caught sniffing . . .


Offline camille07

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Re: The Person Below Me...
« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2007, 03:51:07 PM »
and was thrown in the clink for 30 days.  It turned out to be insane because my cell mate  Martha knitted me a funky sweater made from

......the person below me's .......

 


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