Quantcast

Subscribe to:
POZ magazine
Newsletters
Join POZ: Facebook MySpace Twitter Pinterest
Tumblr Google+ Flickr Instagram
POZ Personals
Sign In / Join
Username:
Password:
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
December 21, 2014, 04:35:11 AM

Login with username, password and session length


Members
Stats
  • Total Posts: 650047
  • Total Topics: 49619
  • Online Today: 177
  • Online Ever: 585
  • (January 07, 2014, 02:31:47 PM)
Users Online
Users: 2
Guests: 114
Total: 116

Welcome


Welcome to the POZ/AIDSmeds Community Forums, a round-the-clock discussion area for people with HIV/AIDS, their friends/family/caregivers, and others concerned about HIV/AIDS.  Click on the links below to browse our various forums; scroll down for a glance at the most recent posts; or join in the conversation yourself by registering on the left side of this page.

Privacy Warning:  Please realize that these forums are open to all, and are fully searchable via Google and other search engines. If you are HIV positive and disclose this in our forums, then it is almost the same thing as telling the whole world (or at least the World Wide Web). If this concerns you, then do not use a username or avatar that are self-identifying in any way. We do not allow the deletion of anything you post in these forums, so think before you post.

  • The information shared in these forums, by moderators and members, is designed to complement, not replace, the relationship between an individual and his/her own physician.

  • All members of these forums are, by default, not considered to be licensed medical providers. If otherwise, users must clearly define themselves as such.

  • Forums members must behave at all times with respect and honesty. Posting guidelines, including time-out and banning policies, have been established by the moderators of these forums. Click here for “Am I Infected?” posting guidelines. Click here for posting guidelines pertaining to all other POZ/AIDSmeds community forums.

  • We ask all forums members to provide references for health/medical/scientific information they provide, when it is not a personal experience being discussed. Please provide hyperlinks with full URLs or full citations of published works not available via the Internet. Additionally, all forums members must post information which are true and correct to their knowledge.

  • Product advertisement—including links; banners; editorial content; and clinical trial, study or survey participation—is strictly prohibited by forums members unless permission has been secured from POZ.

To change forums navigation language settings, click here (members only), Register now

Para cambiar sus preferencias de los foros en español, haz clic aquí (sólo miembros), Regístrate ahora

Finished Reading This? You can collapse this or any other box on this page by clicking the symbol in each box.

Author Topic: OMG!  (Read 1904 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Texan38

  • Member
  • Posts: 686
OMG!
« on: August 13, 2008, 10:33:28 AM »
Sunday was such a beautiful day - it was cloudy, there was a cool breeze so I decided to drive to the opposite end of town to go to the FYE record store, just to take a cruise.  I get on the freeway, I have my windows rolled down, music turned up then all of a sudden I see flashing lights behind me.  It's a cop and he's in one of those cars that look like a regular car, you know the kind where the flashing lights are on the front instead of on top. So I pull over to the side of the road and he walks over, asks me for my license and registration and then informs me he clocked me in going 73 on a 65 and asks if I had a reason.  He's looking down at me and I look up, he's a typical cop - crew cut, shades on...then he tells me, "Well, maybe there's something you can do for me so we can forget about this".  He stands up, his crotch is in my face and he has a bulge in his pants so I reach over and gently start rubbing him.  I slowly pull down his zipper and start rubbing him and feel how hard he is so as I pull out his........NO, of course that didn't happen! Damn cop just gave me a ticket, had me sign it and informed me of the court date if I wanted to fight it.
Just thought I'd make it more interesting. ;)
In Hollywood an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity.
~ Lauren Bacall

Offline J.R.E.

  • Member
  • Posts: 7,280
  • Joined Dec-2003 Living positive, since 1985.
Re: OMG!
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2008, 10:44:51 AM »
  He's looking down at me and I look up, he's a typical cop - crew cut, shades on...then he tells me, "Well, maybe there's something you can do for me so we can forget about this".  He stands up, his crotch is in my face and he has a bulge in his pants so I reach over and gently start rubbing him.  I slowly pull down his zipper and start rubbing him and feel how hard he is so as I pull out his........


 :o  I think I have a movie in my collection with that scene !!  ::)  :)



Ray
Current Meds ; Viramune, Epzicom, 40mg of simvastatin, 25 mg of Hydrochlorothiazide.
Metoprolol tartrate 25mg



http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=40802.0

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=45159.0

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=39722.msg495621;topicseen#msg495621

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=46806.0

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=39414.msg491701#msg491701


Diagnosed positive in 1985,.. In October of 2003, My t-cell count was 16, Viral load was over 500,000, Percentage at that time was 5%. I started on  HAART on October 24th, 2003.

 As of 12/10/14,  t-cells are at 350,  Previous 8/25/14--- 402/ Viral load remains <40

 Current % is at 13% / Previous 8/25/14 11%

  
 63 years young.

Offline BT65

  • Global Moderator
  • Member
  • Posts: 10,093
Re: OMG!
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2008, 09:42:30 PM »
..then he tells me, "Well, maybe there's something you can do for me so we can forget about this".  He stands up, his crotch is in my face and he has a bulge in his pants so I reach over and gently start rubbing him.  I slowly pull down his zipper and start rubbing him and feel how hard he is so as I pull out his........

That used to happen to me many times in my younger days.  I never got taken to jail, even when I was smashed or high as a kite driving.  I don't think I could get away with that now. ;)
I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices.-Clarence Darrow

Offline weasel

  • Member
  • Posts: 1,723
Re: OMG!
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2008, 07:09:25 AM »
VERY GOOD READING  :o


HAD ME GOING THERE  :o
STARTED MY DAY  ON THE RIGHT FOOT  ;)

                              HAVE A GREAT DAY ! , I WILL ................................................    LOL

                                                                                                    kARL


 
" Live and let Live "

Offline randym431

  • Member
  • Posts: 1,125
Re: OMG!
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2008, 10:39:57 AM »
hehe I was ready to take a little trip down your way and drive fast... very very fast!    ;D

Offline allopathicholistic

  • Member
  • Posts: 3,258
Re: OMG!
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 07:44:16 PM »
hehe I was ready to take a little trip down your way and drive fast... very very fast!    ;D

yeah well if you're not his type all you'll end up getting is a ticket

Offline thunter34

  • Member
  • Posts: 7,326
  • His name is Carl.
Re: OMG!
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 09:49:14 PM »
You actually got a ticket for 73 in a 65?  Is that part true?  Bull....less than 10 miles over?  Fight it.  If the speed you listed is correct, I can't believe they issued a ticket for it.  Should have only been a warning at only 8 miles over.  I would expect it to get thrown out. 

Great story, though.  I've never had an adventure like that, but I did bat my lashes at a fabulous lesbian cop who let me off with a warning (a bit faster than you were going). 
AIDS isn't for sissies.

Offline Texan38

  • Member
  • Posts: 686
Re: OMG!
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2008, 11:32:50 AM »
Only a warning at 8 miles over?!  Really?!  I gave the ticket a closer look....and you know what, the cop wrote 73 in a 60.  I just noticed that.  Well, hell, and I had mailed the yellow copy of the ticket with a $10 non-refundable fee, to the court so I can get that driver's course.  I'm going to drive on the freeway to make sure the speed limit is 65 and not 60.  That SOB!That's what I get for not noticing what he wrote!  >:(
In Hollywood an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity.
~ Lauren Bacall

Offline Oceanbeach

  • Member
  • Posts: 3,565
Re: OMG!
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2008, 01:22:45 PM »
What's the problem Officer My honey?  Excuse me, Officer Mahoney   ;D  Have the best day
Michael

 


Terms of Membership for these forums
 

© 2014 Smart + Strong. All Rights Reserved.   terms of use and your privacy
Smart + Strong® is a registered trademark of CDM Publishing, LLC.