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Author Topic: Things You'd Hear If Phillicia Got Married  (Read 1737 times)

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Offline thunter34

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Things You'd Hear If Phillicia Got Married
« on: June 20, 2008, 10:15:16 AM »
"They're registered at Fort Troff."

"I knew she'd wear white...most likely across her face."

"Instead of tossing a bouquet, she tossed salad."

"Instead of throwing rice or rose petals, the guests threw shade."

and finally...

"Talk about your huge receptions..."


 ;D :-*

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Re: Things You'd Hear If Phillicia Got Married
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2008, 10:35:21 AM »
The sound of hell freezing.

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Re: Things You'd Hear If Phillicia Got Married
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2008, 11:15:25 AM »
"I had no idea the Dominican Republic was so lovely in June."
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Re: Things You'd Hear If Phillicia Got Married
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2008, 11:48:56 AM »
lolwut
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Re: Things You'd Hear If Phillicia Got Married
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2008, 02:33:38 PM »
"Someone get me my Klonopin!"
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Re: Things You'd Hear If Phillicia Got Married
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2008, 02:51:39 PM »
No need for that darling -- rest assured there would be Klonnie in the reception party favors for each guest.

In fact, you can forget the entire wedding service.  I just want the gift registry and a fierce reception party with lots go-go boys dancing on boxes (for the guests of course, not the bride!), Bollinger Vieille Vignes and cocaine.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2008, 02:55:15 PM by philly267 »
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Re: Things You'd Hear If Phillicia Got Married
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2008, 06:20:58 PM »
No need for that darling -- rest assured there would be Klonnie in the reception party favors for each guest.

In fact, you can forget the entire wedding service.  I just want the gift registry and a fierce reception party with lots go-go boys dancing on boxes (for the guests of course, not the bride!), Bollinger Vieille Vignes and cocaine.
You can have mine...I only took 1.5 mg around 3am and don't even remember driving to therapy the following morning (Venti coffee) in hand.  In fact I don't even remember what we talked about in therapy.  Damn you, Klonnie.  Or maybe I'm always like this?

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Re: Things You'd Hear If Phillicia Got Married
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2008, 06:35:32 PM »
No need for that darling -- rest assured there would be Klonnie in the reception party favors for each guest.

In fact, you can forget the entire wedding service.  I just want the gift registry and a fierce reception party with lots go-go boys dancing on boxes (for the guests of course, not the bride!), Bollinger Vieille Vignes and cocaine.

Ok, so no wedding...We can call it, "Philicia almost lost her Queenly mind and got hitched Party". I know you have Klonie for all but do I have to bring my own green? Hell, you should have a fierce connect considering the spanish men you deal with or is it my mistake that none of them have access to the good green? :D :D :D :D
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Re: Things You'd Hear If Phillicia Got Married
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2008, 03:02:52 PM »
PS:  I just got my monthly email from the pigboys at Fort Troff, and they're now carrying a black rubber sleeveless t-shirt that has the FISTģ poppers brand logo on the back -- I may have the wait staff at the wedding reception wear these.  What do you think?

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Re: Things You'd Hear If Phillicia Got Married
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2008, 03:06:30 PM »
I think it reminds me of Edina Monsoon's "Fists Across America" gay rights campaign...


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Re: Things You'd Hear If Phillicia Got Married
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2008, 03:34:08 PM »
PS:  I just got my monthly email from the pigboys at Fort Troff, and they're now carrying a black rubber sleeveless t-shirt that has the FISTģ poppers brand logo on the back -- I may have the wait staff at the wedding reception wear these.  What do you think?


Maybe you could use them as tablecloths.  It would make clean up sooo much easier if you could just hose them down at the end of the night.
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Re: Things You'd Hear If Phillicia Got Married
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2008, 03:35:53 PM »
Oh, Fort Troff carries rubber sheets and pillowcases for that.
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Re: Things You'd Hear If Phillicia Got Married
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2008, 03:43:33 PM »
Oh, Fort Troff carries rubber sheets and pillowcases for that.
oh hale naw
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June 08      571/ 40%     VL   80
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Nov  Lab error!!!!!!!!wah.
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Re: Things You'd Hear If Phillicia Got Married
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2008, 04:48:34 PM »
I can tell you from personal experience those rubber shirts are a bitch to take on and off, particularly if you are hairy. They are also hot, literally and visually. ;)

 


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