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Author Topic: Kmart's abstinence pants  (Read 1264 times)

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Offline Dachshund

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Kmart's abstinence pants
« on: June 02, 2008, 02:24:49 PM »
Whether she is lounging around the house, going to practice, or doing her chores. These soft athletic style crop pants will keep her comfy. Perfect for wearing with her favorite sweatshirt or tee. These athletic pants boldly proclaim just where she stands by pointing out that "True Love Waits" in a large screen print on the front and back of these pants.

Yep, nothing says "I plan not to have sex until marriage" like plastering text across your ass.

http://www.kmart.com/shc/s/p_10151_10104_027B934499110001P?vName=Clothing&keyword=pants&filter=Brand%7CPiper+%26+Blue%5E&fromSearch=l1
« Last Edit: June 02, 2008, 02:26:21 PM by Dachshund »

Offline Dachshund

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Re: Kmart's abstinence pants
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2008, 03:14:44 PM »
If you're buying your lounge wear at Kmart, I'm pretty certain the abstinence horse has already left the barn.

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Kmart's abstinence pants
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2008, 11:00:28 PM »
I've ordered two pair in canary yellow.

Most fetching.

MtD

Offline Jeff G

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Re: Kmart's abstinence pants
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2008, 11:36:46 PM »
 If you buy three it comes with a jar of cherries , for those in need of a retread

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Re: Kmart's abstinence pants
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2008, 04:33:44 AM »
I guess K-Mart is an abstinence only shopping experience. Out of curiosity, I entered "condoms" into their site search engine and got the following result:

Search Results
Sorry, we are having trouble locating a match for  "condoms" .

You might want to also try:     safety , safe , rubber


Clicking on "safety" returns 214 products, none of which are condoms. However, you can buy various styles of  baby cages in which to corral your unwanted progeny - you know, the ones you had because K-Mart doesn't carry condoms.

Clicking on "safe" returns 53 products, including this nifty gun safe, where you can store your guns when you're not using them to threaten that kid from next door who would just love to rip your daughter's K-Mart abstinence only pants off her nubile bod. But no condoms.

Clicking on "rubber" returns 79 products, including rubber mallets, garden hoses and the bizarre Rubber Johnny, but no condoms.

I think I'll abstain from being a K-Mart Shopper.
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Offline David_CA

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Re: Kmart's abstinence pants
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2008, 08:21:11 AM »
I guess K-Mart is an abstinence only shopping experience. Out of curiosity, I entered "condoms" into their site search engine and got the following result:

Search Results
Sorry, we are having trouble locating a match for  "condoms" .

You might want to also try:     safety , safe , rubber



I thought Ann was joking and even laughed... until I searched for condoms.  I think I'll pass on Rubber Johnny too but might buy garden hoses there.  Hey, at least they know that condoms are for safety and are still called rubbers!

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