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Author Topic: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...  (Read 3721 times)

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Offline Dachshund

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ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« on: April 15, 2008, 10:15:37 PM »

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2008, 11:12:51 PM »
Harvey needs to make his own fucking cup of coffee.
"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:
     One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell.
     The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love."
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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2008, 11:17:30 PM »
I"m also guessing Harvey didn't get any that night
for his birthday.

Here's another gem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxTunPvi5pY

« Last Edit: April 15, 2008, 11:19:58 PM by BuckmarkTX »
"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:
     One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell.
     The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love."
- Butch Hancock, Musician, The Flatlanders

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2008, 12:01:33 AM »
Harvey needs to make his own fucking cup of coffee.

 :D :D..I agree Henry.

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2008, 12:12:58 AM »
Well Henry you made a good point but you had to go and ruin it by tainting this thread with profanity.

Don't work blue Henry, you're better than that. ;)

MtD

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2008, 01:08:31 AM »
the ladies at the office are whores...
fuck henry. fuck sexism. fuck pleasing your husband cause you can't earn the same amount as him and weren't given a choice.

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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2008, 02:08:53 AM »
Now, you I do expect to work blue.

MtD

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2008, 10:32:29 AM »
When I was married to my 2nd husband, I never ever got up to make him breakfast.  Everyone for himself, I say.
I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices.-Clarence Darrow

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2008, 10:42:24 AM »
Well Henry you made a good point but you had to go and ruin it by tainting this thread with profanity.

Don't work blue Henry, you're better than that. ;)

MtD

Are you calling me a potty mouth?

Fuck that shit!
"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:
     One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell.
     The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love."
- Butch Hancock, Musician, The Flatlanders

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2008, 11:16:50 AM »
Oh honey!

When you say:

Fuck that shit!

. . . stop and think. Is that what a good Christian woman would say?

I don't think so. She'd say:

Make love to that dookie!

See? Elegance isn't difficult. Even for a Texan. ;)

MtD

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2008, 03:25:51 PM »
. . . stop and think. Is that what a good Christian woman would say?

I don't think so. She'd say:

Make love to that dookie!


I never claimed to be a good Christian woman.   :D

"Dookie"?   Are you trying to revive the scat topic
that was going on here about a year ago? 



"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:
     One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell.
     The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love."
- Butch Hancock, Musician, The Flatlanders

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2008, 03:29:43 PM »
AIDS isn't for sissies.

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2008, 03:39:19 PM »
Did someone say "scat"?

I didn't know that Youth Pastor Tim was into scat.   ;)

"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:
     One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell.
     The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love."
- Butch Hancock, Musician, The Flatlanders

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2008, 03:43:26 PM »
scat, scat, did someone say poo thread?

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2008, 04:02:09 PM »
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180218710341

modified to add:  wait and listen to the description!! Too funny.
« Last Edit: April 16, 2008, 04:21:41 PM by bear60 »
Poz Bear Type in Philadelphia

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2008, 04:17:03 PM »
scat, scat, did someone say poo thread?

Once this subject comes up, it is such a, um... slippery slope.
"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:
     One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell.
     The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love."
- Butch Hancock, Musician, The Flatlanders

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2008, 04:45:55 PM »
Now look what you have done Henry, you know it doesn't take much to distract these guys from the original topic..now I'll never know how to make a decent cup of coffee.. ;) :D

Hugs
Jan :-*
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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2008, 05:57:07 PM »
now I'll never know how to make a decent cup of coffee.. ;) :D

Hugs
Jan :-*

Don't they have Starbucks in NZ?  ;D  Have the best day
Michael
(who has clearly had too much coffee today)

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2008, 08:22:56 PM »
Now I've clicked on a related link and even the fucking Flintstones are enjoying something I still crave...backwards bastards...they had cigarettes but they had to use tablets to write?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAExoSozc2c&NR=1

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2008, 08:50:49 PM »
When I was married to my 2nd husband, I never ever got up to make him breakfast.  Everyone for himself, I say.

I don't mind making a man breakfast but I don't drink coffee. And if I am making breakfast, the least the mofo can do is make his own damn coffee.
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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2008, 09:53:09 PM »
My man makes me breakfast, and makes a great cup of coffee.

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2008, 09:56:28 PM »
My man makes me breakfast, and makes a great cup of coffee.

"My guy, I think I'll keep him."

Is he for hire?  I still stick to every person for themself.
I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices.-Clarence Darrow

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2008, 09:58:56 PM »
Now look what you have done Henry, you know it doesn't take much to distract these guys from the original topic..now I'll never know how to make a decent cup of coffee.. ;) :D

Hugs
Jan :-*

Sorry, Jan.  These must be the instructions you are looking for:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avsp_UJ3mrY

"You're coffee, Sir"   ???  ::)


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     One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell.
     The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love."
- Butch Hancock, Musician, The Flatlanders

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2008, 11:39:10 PM »
Why not go the whole hog and be the perfect wife who makes the perfect coffee.

Home Economics High School Text Book, 1954
 
Have dinner ready.

Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal, on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.
 
Prepare yourself.

Take 15 minutes to rest so that you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.
 
Clear away the clutter.

Make one last trip through the main part of the home just before your husband arrives, gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.
 
Prepare the children.

Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, and if necessary change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.
 
Minimize all noise.

At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad he is home.
 
Some don'ts:

Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he is late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.
 
Listen to him.

You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.
 
Make the evening his.

Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax.
 
The Goal:

Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
 :D ;)
Hugs
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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2008, 11:52:09 PM »
Great googly moogly.  No wonder all the old geezers are pissed off nowadays.  What a pampering.
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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2008, 11:57:49 PM »
Great googly moogly.

Not sure what that means but now that I have finally learnt how to Google, copy and paste properly there is no stopping me now... ;) :D

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2008, 12:05:31 AM »
Not sure what that means


It's a polite way of saying, "Holy shit".
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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2008, 03:26:28 AM »
Well googly moogly why didn't you just say that.. ;D

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2008, 03:41:42 AM »
Everyone should know how to make a great cup of coffee ... truely nectar of the gods!
It is not the arrival that matters.  It is the journey along the way. -- Michel Montaigne

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2008, 03:53:29 AM »
Boolaboolabongbong Catholic Ball 1925
Etiquette for Debutantes
  • While dancing, endeavour to wear a pleasant face.
  • Dancing is subject to much abuse by the thoughtless acquirements of bad habits.
  • Jazz dancing is degrading, it lowers all the moral standards. It also leads to undesireable things.
  • Always finish your toilet before entering the ballroom.
  • In sitting out a dance with a man, remember the importance of gay, small talk.
  • A man should make some courteous remark to a lady at the finish of a dance as "Thank you for the waltz". The lady then smiles pleasantly as she answers "I enjoyed it too",
  • The debutante wears her very prettiest ball dress. Her mother, of course, wears as good a ball dress as possible and all her jewels.

Boolaboolabongbong Catholic Ball 1922
A Few Don'ts for Debutantes (aka Warning to Wantons)
  • Don't think because you have a pretty face you need neither brains nor manners.
  • Whispering and giggling at the same time have no place in society.
  • Never put your hand on a man except in dancing.
  • If you would be thought a person of refinement don't nudge or pat or finger people.

I shit you not. :)

MtD

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Re: ladies if you could just make a decent cup of coffee...
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2008, 04:01:14 AM »
gay smal talk. hehe.  :)

 


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