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Author Topic: Portland's dildo epidemic  (Read 1282 times)

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Offline Almost2late

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Portland's dildo epidemic
« on: July 18, 2015, 11:08:30 PM »
I know Portland was weird but this is just too fuckin weird.. what if one of those things fall and hit someone in the head? ???

https://youtu.be/xh4DtO8je5U
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Offline Ptrk3

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Re: Portland's dildo epidemic
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2015, 11:21:56 PM »
Then they'd be "coldcocked."  :o

Offline Almost2late

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Re: Portland's dildo epidemic
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2015, 12:04:03 AM »
Then they'd be "coldcocked."  :o

Lol..Yes, I don't want that.. that would hurt.. thought I saw a movie once where the bad guy was beating someone with a big dildo.. was a brutal scene.. think it was a guy richy movie.

Going to portland at the end of summer, hope they clean that filth before I get there.. its unsanitary.
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Offline Ptrk3

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Re: Portland's dildo epidemic
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2015, 12:21:56 AM »
And don't forget this "seminal" scene from the great "A Clockwork Orange" as Alex batters to death the cat lady with a giant phallus.  Good thing these things aren't hanging around Portland, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbRSag-L-GQ

Offline initforlife

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Re: Portland's dildo epidemic
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2015, 08:12:15 AM »
LOL Really Almost?  do you think those are used toys ? Well I for one would never ever mistreat my BoB like that after all  he has been to good to me.. I think maybe an adult store did it to bring attention or something like that...LOL Love ya. and if you love me you gota love Bob Too  Just saying
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Offline OneTampa

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Re: Portland's dildo epidemic
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2015, 11:36:38 AM »
Lawd Jeebus!  Did I just see "dangling participles"?  ...wait for it... ;)

Anyway, I love when the show cast guy said:

"Dongs for everyone! YOU get a dong! YOU get a dong!"   :) :D ;D

Now back to my missionary work.   :) ;)

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Offline Almost2late

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Re: Portland's dildo epidemic
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2015, 01:04:54 AM »
I believe they may have found the rubber dick fairy, lol..

https://youtu.be/F2St2gcnoho
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Offline Wade

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Re: Portland's dildo epidemic
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2015, 10:28:22 AM »
I like it   :)
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Offline Jeff G

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Re: Portland's dildo epidemic
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2015, 10:42:21 AM »
I have to confess ... I threw some dildos around a power line in front of a persons house once that I was frenemies with . It was about 15 years ago.

Offline Almost2late

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Re: Portland's dildo epidemic
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2015, 06:32:21 PM »
Okay, the antics of the Portland Dick Dangler seems to have subsided and calm seems to be restored in the weird city.. with just a week to go before my trip, I've been once again warned of the latest villain "The Portland Pooper"..

https://youtu.be/7cUJ-GGfGCM
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