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Offline Mouse

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Wow.
« on: March 28, 2008, 05:51:34 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342099,00.html


SYDNEY ó  A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".

Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.

The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."

Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.







... so. How is everyone's day going? o_o

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Wow.
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2008, 06:03:15 PM »
hee
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Offline anniebc

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Re: Wow.
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2008, 07:10:51 PM »
It's all true I tell you..Wombats are being smuggled into the South Island, it's Australia way of trying to control us..I'd be careful if I was you Mouse..was that really a "stuffed" wombat that made his way to your house?..be afraid, be very afraid... ;D

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« Last Edit: March 29, 2008, 02:19:32 AM by anniebc »
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Offline BT65

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Re: Wow.
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2008, 10:42:32 PM »
That's a funny story, Jaser.  Thanks for giving me a good chuckle.
I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices.-Clarence Darrow

Offline fearless

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Re: Wow.
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2008, 01:59:49 AM »
Reality is the guy was probably being raped by a sheep but he was too pissed to realise it.  ;D

Jan, it's the possum's you gotta watch out for - they make a great pair of socks though.
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Offline anniebc

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Re: Wow.
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2008, 02:27:03 AM »
Reality is the guy was probably being raped by a sheep but he was too pissed to realise it.  ;D

Now that would be more like it..some of those old Rams I've seen are not too fussy.. ;D

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Jan, it's the possum's you gotta watch out for - they make a great pair of socks though.

We go possum hunting everynight...4 nights out of 7 Annie will tree one for us..at $12 a skin it helps towards the stock feed.. ;)

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Jan :-*
« Last Edit: March 29, 2008, 02:28:36 AM by anniebc »
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Offline BT65

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Re: Wow.
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2008, 07:58:07 PM »
We go possum hunting everynight...4 nights out of 7 Annie will tree one for us..at $12 a skin it helps towards the stock feed.. ;)

Hugs
Jan :-*

OMG, possum hunting?  That just sounds so redneck (sorry Jan, couldn't help it).
I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices.-Clarence Darrow

Offline anniebc

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Re: Wow.
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2008, 08:23:52 PM »
 :D @ Betty...and to think only 3 years ago I was a city slicker who went out at nights armed only with a handbag and a pair of stilettos....now when I  venture out at night it's gumboots  a rifle over my shoulder..and I know how to use it....how times change... ;)

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