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Author Topic: Fang gets jealous...AGAIN  (Read 4364 times)

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Offline AlanBama

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Fang gets jealous...AGAIN
« on: July 16, 2006, 08:17:01 PM »
Well, guess who had 'spend-the-weekend' company?  I'm scared to say the "B" word too loud  (Boyfriend).....but we sure are getting along great, he is so sweet and he is as emotional as I am.   We have a lot in common, mainly having HIV/AIDS for 20 years....

Fang is extremely jealous, and she chewed on his overnight bag as well as his shoes....she loves to 'spring' up on the bed at the most inopportune moments!

After he left, I vacuumed her, and she's fine now.....just needed a little attention.

Hugs,
Alan (who still believes in LOVE)

PS - I'll 'plagerize' from Newt -- Now Playing:  Vikki Carr "It Must Be Him!"
« Last Edit: July 27, 2006, 10:42:56 PM by AlanBama »
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Offline Basquo

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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2006, 09:53:05 PM »
Fang is jealous?!!  Hell, Alan, we're ALL jealous!

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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2006, 09:53:49 PM »
why in the hell can't I get the font to change size and look purty?? >:(

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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2006, 10:46:26 PM »
Alan

My lord!  A jealous kitty who "springs" on the bed at the "most inopportune moment"?

I need a lot more detail, graphic, explicit, and unadulterated ( :o), in order to fully grasp what you mean by "inopportune moment"!  I mean, did Fang spring while you were "sleeping"?  Did Fang spring while you were "watching TV"? 

What precisely was going on when FANG SPRANG?

RAB

(Who is thrilled Alan had a house guest who makes him play  Vicki Carr)   ;)


Offline AlanBama

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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2006, 10:50:53 PM »
Fang Sprang on somebody's THANG

(not really)    she did make claw marks on my side that bled on my sheets, the little devil......
"Remember my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others." - The Wizard of Oz

Offline The Canuck

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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2006, 10:55:50 PM »
Quote
Now Playing:  Vikki Carr "It Must Be Him!"

Now..this is making me feel older than Abba if we are talking about the same Vikki Car.  :(

Alan..Great to hear you had a GREAT weekend...and several more to come I bet.  :P

Regards,

The Canuck

Offline AlanBama

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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2006, 11:00:36 PM »
Claude, there's only ONE Vikki Carr....

I tell myself what's done is done
I tell myself don't be a fool
Play the field have a lot of fun
It's easy when you play it cool
I tell myself don't be a chump
Who cares let him stay away
That's when the phone rings
And I jump
And as I grab the phone I pray
Let it please be him
Oh dear God
It must be him
It must be him
Or I shall die
Or I shall die
Oh hello, hello,
My dear God, it must be him {this is the point where the drag queens collapse and pound on the floor}But it's not him and then I die
That's when I die
After a while
I'm myself again
I pick the pieces off the floor
Put my heart on the shelf again
He'll never hurt me anymore
I'm not a puppet on a string
I'll find somebody else someday
Thats when the phone rings
And once again I start to pray
Let it please be him
Oh, dear God,
It must be him
It must be him
Or I shall die
Or I shall die
Oh, hello, hello, my dear God
It must be him
But it's not him
And then I die
That's when I die
Let it please be him
My dear God, it must be him
Or I shall die
Or I shall die
"Remember my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others." - The Wizard of Oz

Offline david25luvit

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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2006, 11:34:17 PM »
Yeah Alan...I'm jealous too.  I want a vaccum job.  Oops!  Did I say that?
And I can imagine just when Fang jumped up on the bed too. ::)

Happy for ya, Good Buddy.  Hope it works out!   :-*
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Offline aztecan

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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2006, 12:09:29 AM »
OK, this is getting serious!

First, Alan gets a weekend visit, replete with a jealous fang who sprang on his thang! :o

Then, I visit my mother, who tells me she has a new beau whom she is planning to go to Mexico with then takes me to a street dance, with him, and spends the night dancing to a band playing retro 70s music.

What am I here, chopped liver! (Just kidding).

I am thrilled for you Alan. I am also pleased for my mother, who has become accustomed to dating younger men. (This one is only 80.)

HUGS,

Mark
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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2006, 06:46:36 AM »
Alan,

Maybe next time you can spare your thang by vacuuming Fang before bedtime? Sorta like a kitty night-cap. Or mid-afternoon-cap, or first-thing-in-the-morning-cap.

Oh hell, forget that and lock Fang in the bathroom for goodness sake! Or put the vacuume in the bedroom and Fang in the closet where you keep the vacuume. That'll teach her! :D

I can't tell you how happy I am for you.

Hugs,
Ann
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Offline ademas

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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2006, 08:46:09 AM »
In spite of being jealous as hell...this is very exciting news, Alan!
Poor Fang...he just feels left out.
You see dog cat, while dog cat sees he's the odd guy out in a 3-way from hell.
xox

(oops...Fang's a feline!  sorry Fang!)
« Last Edit: July 17, 2006, 10:51:00 PM by ademas »

Offline cmhjeff

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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2006, 09:30:52 AM »
Hip Hip Hooray

Sounds like you had a very nice weekend :)

Offline RAB

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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2006, 09:47:28 AM »
Alan

I know what Vikki Carr SANG

I'm confident by now the phone has RANG

I know why you say Fang SPRANG

But of all that I don't give a DANG

What I want to know (and this is important damn it >:(

         WHAT IN GAWDS NAME IS A:

"THANG"?

RAB
 
(Who is currently trying to learn French for cripes sake!  He shouldn't be expected to learn Southern TWANG at the same damn time!  ;))


Edit with this suggestion:

You said:

Quote
she did make claw marks on my side that bled on my sheets, the little devil......

Tell him the next time he spends the weekend you will expect him to get a manicure first!   ;D

RAB
(Who assumes the "friend" was a little too rough!)
« Last Edit: July 17, 2006, 09:53:49 AM by RAB »

Offline Jody

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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2006, 08:24:23 PM »
Dear Alan...How nice for you that you have found that special someone, you deserve all the happiness and good fortune coming your way.  Take care and keep Fang happy !!!

Jody   ::)
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Offline Lisa

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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2006, 09:35:48 PM »
I just can't stop cackling over your post.
....most notably;   

After he left, I vacuumed her, and she's fine now.....just needed a little attention.



 ;D ::)
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Offline fearless

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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2006, 09:53:47 PM »
 ;D
Yay for Alan.

Fang chewing on his overnight bag and shoes is actually an afection thing, if I'm correct, meaning he/she is accepting the new man in your life.
Cats brush up against these things to release a pheremone from glands on their forehead and around their eyes. It is their way of 'marking' their belongings and the belongings of those dear to them. Fang scenting these things with his/her pheremones means familiarity and affection. Fang is trying to tell you that he/she accepts this new man and cats are good at picking these things.

stephen
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Offline AlanBama

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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2006, 11:10:58 PM »
Thanks for the well wishes, everybody!   I am very happy right now.

(yes, he called, thank you Vikki Carr!)   Actually he has been calling me several times a day for months now.....

Fang is so spoiled it is not even funny!   She's already demanded her own room with a pink princess phone.....

 ;D
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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2006, 04:57:00 AM »
I'm very happy to hear things are going so well between you and your "B"!!!!! ;) Pardon me the moment of jealousy. Hehe!

LOL @ The Pouncing Fang

You poor thing... ;D
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Offline AlanBama

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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2006, 10:41:46 PM »
He's coming back this weekend! (07/28)

She is so jealous, she gets mad when we talk on the phone even!   She won't jump up on my bed now....that's my 'punishment'.   She is a funny critter.

Everybody, keep your fingers crossed for me!

Hugs,

Alan

Now playing:  Liza Minnelli "Maybe This Time"

Maybe this time, I'll be lucky
Maybe this time, he'll stay
Maybe this time
For the first time
Love won't hurry away

He will hold me fast
I'll be home at last
Not a loser anymore
Like the last time
And the time before

Everybody loves a winner
So nobody loved me;
'Lady Peaceful,' 'Lady Happy,'
That's what I long to be
All the odds are in my favor
Something's bound to begin
It's got to happen, happen sometime
Maybe this time I'll win

« Last Edit: July 27, 2006, 10:44:51 PM by AlanBama »
"Remember my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others." - The Wizard of Oz

Offline anniebc

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Re: Fang gets jealous...AGAIN
« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2006, 11:57:44 PM »
Dearest Alan

Have the best weekend..and if Fang insist on misbehaving then put her on a flight to NZ for the weekend...Annie/the goats/the Alpacas/the chickens and the sheep will soon sort her out... :D

Hugs
Jan :-*
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Re: Fang gets jealous...AGAIN
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2006, 03:02:06 AM »

Alan,

I'm so HAPPY for you!!!   

You give me hope for love :)

vacuums all around!!! (did I just say that???)

brian

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Re: Fang gets jealous...AGAIN
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2006, 05:50:27 AM »
Alan,

Fingers, toes, arms, legs and eyes all duly crossed. Let me know when I can untangle myself! :D

Good luck buddy, and let me know if you want me to get Phlea to have a word with Fang about training their human's mates. OK? ;)

Ann
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Re: Fang gets jealous......
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2006, 09:01:15 AM »
Fang Sprang on somebody's THANG

(not really)    she did make claw marks on my side that bled on my sheets, the little devil......

Alan, do I need to send you some Keep Off? :D

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Re: Fang gets jealous...AGAIN
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2006, 09:08:35 AM »
Alan

Have a great weekend with your houseguest buddy.   :-*

I hope if Fang does Sprang (again) she'll remember what you just Sang!

RAB

 ;D

Offline david25luvit

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Re: Fang gets jealous...AGAIN
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2006, 09:50:00 AM »
Fingers and Toes are crossed for ya!  :P
You Go Boy........... :-*
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Offline aztecan

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Re: Fang gets jealous...AGAIN
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2006, 09:51:38 AM »
Hey Alan,

I can just see Fang spranging all over the place. (LOL)

What is really scary is I know (and like) all of the songs you have mentioned. EEP!

We're just a couple of old softies!

HUGS,

Mark
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Offline Teresa

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Re: Fang gets jealous...AGAIN
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2006, 10:14:57 AM »
Alan,

I can see why Fang is so jealous!

I hope you have a fantastic weekend!

Hugs
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Re: Fang gets jealous...AGAIN
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2006, 10:26:59 AM »
Alan, I am so happy for you. You are a very nice man and you deserve to be happy.  Try vacuming Fang before you go to bed. Or lock him in the bathroom as suggested.   Hope everything works out for you.   Cristy

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Re: Fang gets jealous...AGAIN
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2006, 11:15:06 AM »
Alan,
   Congratulations on having a new sweetie. It sounds as though Fang is a typical kitty. I once had a cat that didn't like the guy I was seeing, and let him know it by crapping  on the chair he would sit in at the table every morning. He learned to look before he sat down. I too have been seeing someone for the first time in a long time, and much to my surprise, Baby Elmo, my female dog, actually likes him. This is a bit of a shock as it quite literally can take her years to warm up to people. She is a complete Alpha Bitch, and if you're not dad, you obviously aren't worth trifling with. Good luck with the new guy, I hope it works well for both you and Fang.
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