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Author Topic: The subservient chicken  (Read 2636 times)

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Dan J.

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The subservient chicken
« on: September 27, 2007, 12:30:52 PM »
http://www.subservientchicken.com/

A guy dressed in a chicken costume in a living room. type in commands & he does whatever you ask him to.

Offline ChaplinGuy

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Re: The subservient chicken
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2007, 02:56:51 PM »

Yes -- it's a new viral marketing strategy funded by Burger King. The agency Crispin Porter + Bogusky, one of our main rivals in the business, created it.

Offline thunter34

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Re: The subservient chicken
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2007, 06:32:12 PM »
Yes -- it's a new viral marketing strategy funded by Burger King. The agency Crispin Porter + Bogusky, one of our main rivals in the business, created it.

Burger King, eh?  Well, I didn't get to completely "have it my way".  I've been buffaloed.  Most of my tender chicken requests were met with hands on hips and wagged fingers. 

I was just trying to wing it, but apparently I was ruffling some feathers.

He wouldn't perform my requests- no matter how much I tried to egg him on.

I'll have to start over from scratch.
AIDS isn't for sissies.

Offline poz1970

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Re: The subservient chicken
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2007, 06:55:45 PM »
Burger King, eh?  Well, I didn't get to completely "have it my way".  I've been buffaloed.  Most of my tender chicken requests were met with hands on hips and wagged fingers. 

I was just trying to wing it, but apparently I was ruffling some feathers.

He wouldn't perform my requests- no matter how much I tried to egg him on.

I'll have to start over from scratch.

Maybe your instructions to him were scrambled?
"The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to  heterosexuals. That doesn`t mean that God doesn`t love heterosexuals. It`s just that they need more supervision." -- Lynn Lavne

Dan J.

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Re: The subservient chicken
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2007, 08:00:31 PM »
I got him to squat in the floor and lay an egg. But he did wag his finger at me after some of the request I gave him.

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Re: The subservient chicken
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2007, 08:03:33 PM »
And the point of all this is ???

Milker (who doesn't understand advertising)
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Dan J.

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Re: The subservient chicken
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2007, 08:05:50 PM »
To have your tender crisp chicken sandwich "your way" at Booger King.

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Re: The subservient chicken
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2007, 08:10:13 PM »
To have your tender crisp chicken sandwich "your way" at Booger King.
Ha ok. This is why "stick a Jeff Stryker dildo up your butt" didn't work.

Thanks,

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
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mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
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Offline ChaplinGuy

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Re: The subservient chicken
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2007, 08:19:10 PM »

Yeah, it's coded so that specific key words make him perform certain actions. Any profanity prompts the coded video to draw on the finger wag or a scratched head. Any time you use the word "me" in the command he will look into the camera and turn his head from time to time.

It's also coded for the basics, which is how most people get into it. Stand on one leg, jump, sit down, smoke a cigarette (try that one, it's funny).

He only responds to 300 commands, and everything else is programmed to look for words that are associated with a general expression.

Of course I realize I'm being a total buzz kill. Blame it on the day job.

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Re: The subservient chicken
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2007, 11:05:24 PM »
Maybe your instructions to him were scrambled?



I don't think so.  I tried to make them over easy.
AIDS isn't for sissies.

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Re: The subservient chicken
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2007, 11:14:56 PM »

I don't think so.  I tried to make them over easy.
I love this kind of humor :D
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mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
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Re: The subservient chicken
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2007, 11:21:20 PM »
Yeah, it's coded so that specific key words make him perform certain actions. Any profanity prompts the coded video to draw on the finger wag or a scratched head. Any time you use the word "me" in the command he will look into the camera and turn his head from time to time.

It's also coded for the basics, which is how most people get into it. Stand on one leg, jump, sit down, smoke a cigarette (try that one, it's funny).

He only responds to 300 commands, and everything else is programmed to look for words that are associated with a general expression.

Of course I realize I'm being a total buzz kill. Blame it on the day job.

Remind me never go to a movie with you that you've already seen.

Offline emeraldize

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Re: The subservient chicken
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2007, 12:03:34 AM »
This thread is tending to run a-fowl.

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Re: The subservient chicken
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2007, 12:21:16 AM »
What a "hoot"! Even though I'm not "fried", this "cracked" me up.

Oh, yes, this one will be viral. I just emailed all my friends - in retribution for all that crap they send me ;D

I got him to "roll over and play dead". When I told him to "bark like a dog", he peed all over the sofas. ;D Bad chicken, bad chicken.
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