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Author Topic: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)  (Read 2462 times)

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Offline MoltenStorm

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What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« on: September 22, 2007, 09:30:12 PM »
9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. *Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying The F word to YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful nor conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes." - 1 Corinthians 13:4-7, adaptation in A Walk To Remember

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Offline Dachshund

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Re: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2007, 09:53:21 PM »
I'm sure the women are relieved that some mo in Texas clarified this for everyone. Where do you get this stuff the lighter side in Readers Digest?
« Last Edit: September 22, 2007, 10:01:09 PM by Dachshund »

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Re: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2007, 10:46:37 PM »
I must stop dating women.

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

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Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2007, 10:58:34 PM »
Wherever he gets it from, he is right. ;D
Started Atripla/Ziagen on 9/13/07.
10/31/07 CD4-265 VL- undetectable
2/6/08 CD4- 401 VL- undetectable
5/7/08 CD4- 705 VL- undetectable
6/4/08 CD4- 775 VL- undetectable
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2/4/09  CD4- 484  VL- 18,000 (2 months off meds)
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6/17/09 CD4- 438 VL- 439
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Re: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2007, 07:06:30 AM »
Dear Molt,

Whatever.

Ann
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2007, 05:56:34 PM »
Hey Moltie!

After your last attempt to hyuck it up, I would have thought you'd learned to give a comedy a miss.

 ::)

MtD

Offline david25luvit

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Re: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2007, 06:56:54 AM »
Molten....

                  Sounds pretty accurate to me. :o
                  but.........
                  Keep in mind...
                  some BLOKES ::) don't have a sense of humor ::)
« Last Edit: September 25, 2007, 12:42:53 PM by david25luvit »
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Offline Dachshund

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Re: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2007, 07:00:06 AM »
Molten....

                  Sounds pretty accurate to me. :o
                  but.........
                  Keep in mind...
                  some bloaks don't have a sense of humor ::)

and some blokes don't know how to spell
« Last Edit: September 24, 2007, 07:26:49 AM by Dachshund »

Offline ademas

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Re: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2007, 09:41:41 AM »
Dear Molt,

Whatever.

Ann

Now that was funny...
(but for the little bit of coffee that I just blew out my nose).

Offline david25luvit

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Re: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2007, 12:40:49 PM »
I need to use this damn spell check feature........
these days I'm doing good to remember my name..
much less how to spell it! ::)

Correction noted Ms Thing!
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Offline MoltenStorm

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Re: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2007, 05:58:47 PM »
Quote
Dear Molt,

Whatever.

Ann

ROFL! Love you too, dahling. ;D
"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful nor conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes." - 1 Corinthians 13:4-7, adaptation in A Walk To Remember

CD4: 555 / 29% / Undetectable - 7 Nov 2006
CD4: 555 / 29% / Undetectable - 5 Feb 2007

Offline MoltenStorm

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Re: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2007, 06:00:44 PM »
Aunty Doxie,

A woman that I work with sent this around to some coworkers. I was in tears because I have used all of those sayings and meant exactly what it said they meant.

Matty, Dahling,

I found it funny and some others did too. Muah!
"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful nor conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes." - 1 Corinthians 13:4-7, adaptation in A Walk To Remember

CD4: 555 / 29% / Undetectable - 7 Nov 2006
CD4: 555 / 29% / Undetectable - 5 Feb 2007

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2007, 06:16:07 PM »
Moltie,

Aside from you and Alabama Dave there nobody finds your putrescent office humour even remotely funny.

Whilst you might think you're coming to us "Live from the Improv" in reality your comedy stylings are more like those of the drunken redneck on open mic night at Gappy Joe's Topless Bar and Steak House.

MtD

Offline MoltenStorm

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Re: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2007, 06:28:58 PM »
And your photographical "humor" style of grotesque, senseless subjects is any different, kind sir?
"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful nor conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes." - 1 Corinthians 13:4-7, adaptation in A Walk To Remember

CD4: 555 / 29% / Undetectable - 7 Nov 2006
CD4: 555 / 29% / Undetectable - 5 Feb 2007

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Re: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2007, 06:40:00 PM »
Matty and Molten, cease and desist before the exchange gets any more inflammatory.

Your opinions of each other's humor and all have been duly noted. 

Thanks for your cooperation, guys.
Andy Velez

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Re: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2007, 12:48:43 AM »
I must stop dating women.

Milker.

Milkie honey, don't tell me you have actually dated a woman?

HUGGLES,

Mark
« Last Edit: September 26, 2007, 12:50:33 AM by aztecan »
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Re: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2007, 12:51:00 AM »
Milkie honey, don't tell me you have actually dated a woman?

HUGGLES,

Mark

You didn't get it, dear. :D

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

Now accepting applications from blowjob ninjas™

Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2007, 02:04:56 AM »
I read the list again...Um, it actually does take me 5 minutes to get ready. :-\
Started Atripla/Ziagen on 9/13/07.
10/31/07 CD4-265 VL- undetectable
2/6/08 CD4- 401 VL- undetectable
5/7/08 CD4- 705 VL- undetectable
6/4/08 CD4- 775 VL- undetectable
8/6/08 CD4- 805 VL- undetectable
11/13/08 CD4- 774 VL--undetectable
2/4/09  CD4- 484  VL- 18,000 (2 months off meds)
3/3/09---Starting Back on Meds---
4/27/09 CD4- 664 VL-- undetectable
6/17/09 CD4- 438 VL- 439
8/09 CD4- 404 VL- 1,600
01-22-10-- CD4- 525 VL- 59,000
Cherish the simple things life has to offer

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