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Author Topic: When Henrietta Met Sally  (Read 1480 times)

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Offline Oceanbeach

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When Henrietta Met Sally
« on: September 16, 2007, 08:17:30 PM »
Hi Everyone,

I was driving on 101 North after the Meet and Greet and had a realization on Alicia Dattner and her story on same sex encounters and rewrote her joke... You see, Ms. Dattner is not same sex oriented so the story did not work for me.  I rewrote her story and told it to DanJ, Hermie and Lisa last night in Lisa's room.  I think this works...

"Say hey!..., I said Say Hey!!!  Hey everyone, my name is Alicia and I haven't had sex in so many years, I decided to try again and see if I really liked it.  I met this guy named Billy, who happened to be on Crystal and he said he could really, really rock my world.  He poked his face down there and oooh, threaten me with a goood time and... call me vicious.  It was so good, I didn't have to pretend to be Meg Ryan, like I was screaming!  He finished me off, I knew he was the only man for me and then he said...

OK now you do me... Say What?  Well I figured if I bit him, he wouldn want it anymore so, I bit a little too much...  He hauled off and slugged me in the face!!! 

I don't know about you folks but... If someone is going to hit me, while he has his thing in my mouth..., I tell you, I can go anywhere in San Francisco and get a new set of teeth but, if you can find a store where you can buy one of those without the dumb motherfucker attached, there will be a line around the corner, past the BART Station and all the way to the Golden Gate Bridge.  Thank you, thank you... you have been great!
Have the best day
Michael

Dan J.

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Re: When Henrietta Met Sally
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2007, 01:43:50 PM »
Michael had us all rolling in the floor with his wild stories!!! LOL

I LOVE YOU Baby!!!!

Dan

 


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