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Author Topic: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com  (Read 8627 times)

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Offline PeteNYNJ

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Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« on: August 16, 2007, 10:43:01 PM »
My vote, hands down, is Mattythedamned.   

He may offend some but I usually burst out laughing at him.  I honestly believe that MTD has raised my CD4 from laughing so much

Your Thought?

Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2007, 11:09:38 PM »
Man, this list could go for awhile....Agrees that the Damned One's brand of humor is most wicked but there are others such as my Aunty Doxie, LWood, ACinKC, Philly267, those are a few that come to mind...
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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2007, 11:20:13 PM »

Benj (aupoint) and ACinKC. Both have had me need an oxygen tank from laughing too hard.
They rock.

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2007, 11:22:40 PM »
Hands down, me.

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2007, 11:37:59 PM »
Youth Pastor Tim

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2007, 11:41:00 PM »
No, me

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2007, 11:44:38 PM »

Damn right.

MtD

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2007, 11:47:28 PM »
Strayboy74

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2007, 11:53:03 PM »
 I just changed my mind, it's defiantly Matty. but you've had me snortin' tea thru my nose a couple of times too Hal. Thanks for the laughs.  :-* :-*

Dan

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2007, 12:01:15 AM »
Matty darlin,

Did you cut your hair???  :o :o :o

HUGGLES,

Mark
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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2007, 12:03:11 AM »

Damn right.

MtD

Matty darlin,

Did you cut your hair???   

HUGGLES,

Mark

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2007, 12:04:41 AM »
Yup. I had it grafted on to my big floppy tits. :)

MtD

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2007, 01:38:25 AM »
Most definitely matty.the.damned.

bry
who believes matty.the.damned is a prime candidate for the Cup&Up.



Offline MOONLIGHT1114

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2007, 03:11:32 AM »
MtD, Queen, Timtation, RapidRod, Bucko and Milker, lmao

I can't decide, all of you make me healthier!

Thanks!

~Cindy
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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2007, 05:38:16 AM »
ACinDC (disappeared into the corporate world)

xxx,
Mike
(who's #2 fetish was a nice set of man tits & nipples--but now having second thoughts)

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2007, 12:29:32 PM »
No doubt, the damned one.

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2007, 03:46:54 PM »
I just changed my mind, it's defiantly Matty. but you've had me snortin' tea thru my nose a couple of times too Hal. Thanks for the laughs.  :-* :-*

Dan


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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2007, 03:48:49 PM »
Only one mention? WTF? I'm much funnier than AD.

Brent
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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2007, 03:50:00 PM »
Only one mention? WTF? I'm much funnier than AD.

Brent
(Who would have said Bimazek)

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Offline Bucko

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2007, 03:51:40 PM »
Well I am, darling...
Blessed with brains, talent and gorgeous tits.

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Offline Dachshund

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2007, 04:03:42 PM »
Darling you have attributes too numerous to mention. Unfortunately, no one born and raised in Massachusetts is funny. That's the deal God struck in exchange for brains and looks.

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2007, 05:39:35 PM »
Darling you have attributes too numerous to mention. Unfortunately, no one born and raised in Massachusetts is funny. That's the deal God struck in exchange for brains and looks.

This appeals too much to my narcissistic impulses to deny...so age before looks, AD. I'll let you be funny.
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Offline Oceanbeach

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2007, 07:57:37 PM »
Far be it for me to claim to know "funny" but, I do believe I saw the logo for the new Los Angeles based drive-thru plastic surgery clinic "Jiffy Boob" stamped on Matty the Damned's breast. Have the best day
Michael

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2007, 08:01:40 PM »
definitely bimazek

some of the others here have humor levels that are more appropriate for 14 year olds that find fart jokes amusing.
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Offline allopathicholistic

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2007, 08:19:03 PM »
y'know there are some funny names here too

cokaine

doyourowndamndishes

xtremePMS

 :D

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2007, 09:05:28 PM »
definitely bimazek

some of the others here have humor levels that are more appropriate for 14 year olds that find fart jokes amusing.


Hey Philly, pull my finger!

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2007, 09:34:55 PM »
Too many to single one out.  Who knew having HIV could be such a hoot. :-\
Apr 28/06 cd4 600 vl 10,600 cd% 25
Nov 8/09 cd4 510 vl 49,5000 cd% 16
Jan 16/10 cd4 660 vl 54,309 cd% 16
Feb 17/10 Started Atripla
Mar 7/10 cd4 710 vl 1,076 cd% 21
Apr 18/10 cd4 920 vl 268 cd% 28
Jun 19/10 cd4 450 vl 60 cd% 25
Aug 15/10 cd4 680 vl 205 cd% 27
Apr 3/11 cd4 780 vl <40 cd% 30
Jul 17/11 cd4 960 vl <40 cd%33
April 15/12 cd4 1,010 vl <40 cd% 39
April 20/12 Switched to Viramune + Truvada
Aug 2/12 cd4 1040, vl <40, cd% 38
Oct 19 cd4 1,110 vl <40 cd% 41

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2007, 09:50:58 PM »
My vote, hands down, is Mattythedamned.   

He may offend some but I usually burst out laughing at him.  I honestly believe that MTD has raised my CD4 from laughing so much

Your Thought?

Mattythedamned, he is a funny character. A little rough, but deff funny ;D

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2007, 09:53:30 PM »
Yeah, you could always post some more of you lab reports.
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2007, 09:58:01 PM »
Nah!
They are too blah.
I wish they came in scented colored paper.

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2007, 10:04:05 PM »
I'm sure.  The new Dior scent or Hermes?
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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2007, 10:06:46 PM »
I like the scent my moms creme la mer has.
But I'll settle for strawberry scented paper with gold trim label.
Then my results will make me feel much better about myself. ;)

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2007, 10:38:25 PM »
that's just SO Reese Witherspoon
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Offline jessem3s

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2007, 10:44:57 PM »
Who doesn't like a blonde bombshell?
I really liked the "You look like the Fourth of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad!" -Paulette
She reminds me of my bestfriends mother.

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2007, 10:46:39 PM »
Who da thunk there was a gay or gayer version Of Ihavehope.

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2007, 10:50:34 PM »
Life is full of surprises, dear
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2007, 10:52:25 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D SURPRISE! ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2007, 10:53:18 PM »
SOCKPUPPET FESTIVAL (AGAIN?)
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Offline ALH300

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #38 on: August 17, 2007, 10:56:02 PM »
You guys are getting me excited!! ;D
Poz 7-27-07 
First Labs:
07/13/2007 "Friday the 13th" What was I thinking???
314 CD4 17% 9410 VL
10/03/2007
479 CD4 18% 8220 VL
01/03/2008
493 CD4 22.5 % 5900 VL
03/18/2008
432 CD4 14.4 % 11,830 VL
05/06/2008
480 CD4 15.0% 2630 VL
07/16/2008
361 CD4 16.4% 12,830 VL
10/31/2008
362 CD4 15.5% 2500 VL
Started Atripla 11-17-2008
1/16/2009
395 CD4 20.5% undect. VL
5/05/2009
426 CD4 20.3% undect. VL
9/15/2009
422 CD4 22.2% undect. VL

Offline jessem3s

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2007, 10:58:18 PM »
 :D Aww, he is cute!
How excited are you? ::)

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2007, 10:58:47 PM »
If I wanted a knock-off I would go to Canal Street.

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #41 on: August 17, 2007, 11:01:43 PM »
Come on! Knock off's aren't cool. :P
I can tell a fake Louis from a mile.
Knock off's really take from brands.
What's Canal street?

Offline Dachshund

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #42 on: August 17, 2007, 11:04:32 PM »
My favorite funny girl is Queen Akasha.

Offline ALH300

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #43 on: August 17, 2007, 11:09:32 PM »
Excited enough to "knock something off!"
Poz 7-27-07 
First Labs:
07/13/2007 "Friday the 13th" What was I thinking???
314 CD4 17% 9410 VL
10/03/2007
479 CD4 18% 8220 VL
01/03/2008
493 CD4 22.5 % 5900 VL
03/18/2008
432 CD4 14.4 % 11,830 VL
05/06/2008
480 CD4 15.0% 2630 VL
07/16/2008
361 CD4 16.4% 12,830 VL
10/31/2008
362 CD4 15.5% 2500 VL
Started Atripla 11-17-2008
1/16/2009
395 CD4 20.5% undect. VL
5/05/2009
426 CD4 20.3% undect. VL
9/15/2009
422 CD4 22.2% undect. VL

Offline jessem3s

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #44 on: August 17, 2007, 11:10:30 PM »
Depending on what you plan on knocking it might be a good thing. ::)

Offline ALH300

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #45 on: August 17, 2007, 11:12:36 PM »
I'll let u know later! ;D
Poz 7-27-07 
First Labs:
07/13/2007 "Friday the 13th" What was I thinking???
314 CD4 17% 9410 VL
10/03/2007
479 CD4 18% 8220 VL
01/03/2008
493 CD4 22.5 % 5900 VL
03/18/2008
432 CD4 14.4 % 11,830 VL
05/06/2008
480 CD4 15.0% 2630 VL
07/16/2008
361 CD4 16.4% 12,830 VL
10/31/2008
362 CD4 15.5% 2500 VL
Started Atripla 11-17-2008
1/16/2009
395 CD4 20.5% undect. VL
5/05/2009
426 CD4 20.3% undect. VL
9/15/2009
422 CD4 22.2% undect. VL

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #46 on: August 17, 2007, 11:50:44 PM »
Are you really suggesting there is a debate about this?

The Larger One wins. No contest.

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #47 on: August 18, 2007, 01:30:59 AM »
Who da thunk there was a gay or gayer version Of Ihavehope.

LMFAO....You have a point there...Hmmm, was I the only one who like Ihave...... ;D
Started Atripla/Ziagen on 9/13/07.
10/31/07 CD4-265 VL- undetectable
2/6/08 CD4- 401 VL- undetectable
5/7/08 CD4- 705 VL- undetectable
6/4/08 CD4- 775 VL- undetectable
8/6/08 CD4- 805 VL- undetectable
11/13/08 CD4- 774 VL--undetectable
2/4/09  CD4- 484  VL- 18,000 (2 months off meds)
3/3/09---Starting Back on Meds---
4/27/09 CD4- 664 VL-- undetectable
6/17/09 CD4- 438 VL- 439
8/09 CD4- 404 VL- 1,600
01-22-10-- CD4- 525 VL- 59,000
Cherish the simple things life has to offer

The Royal Blog

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #48 on: August 18, 2007, 01:33:56 AM »
My favorite funny girl is Queen Akasha.

*bows*.....I try my best to make others laugh, some get it, some don't...But am happy to get 2 votes.... ;D
Started Atripla/Ziagen on 9/13/07.
10/31/07 CD4-265 VL- undetectable
2/6/08 CD4- 401 VL- undetectable
5/7/08 CD4- 705 VL- undetectable
6/4/08 CD4- 775 VL- undetectable
8/6/08 CD4- 805 VL- undetectable
11/13/08 CD4- 774 VL--undetectable
2/4/09  CD4- 484  VL- 18,000 (2 months off meds)
3/3/09---Starting Back on Meds---
4/27/09 CD4- 664 VL-- undetectable
6/17/09 CD4- 438 VL- 439
8/09 CD4- 404 VL- 1,600
01-22-10-- CD4- 525 VL- 59,000
Cherish the simple things life has to offer

The Royal Blog

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Re: Who is the funniest bitch on Aidsmeds.com
« Reply #49 on: August 18, 2007, 03:43:02 AM »
Canal Street and Bowery are going up scale with boutique hotels by Starchitects

clutch those pearls girl
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

 


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