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Author Topic: Mama and Daddy always said...  (Read 11496 times)

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Offline Jerry71

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2007, 09:55:17 PM »
Always wear clean underware, becuase you might get into a bad accident.

Won't work today because most of us never wear any.  :P

Offline thunter34

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #51 on: August 13, 2007, 09:57:49 PM »
Always wear clean underware, becuase you might get into a bad accident.

Won't work today because most of us never wear any.  :P


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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #52 on: August 13, 2007, 10:08:22 PM »
"You gonna eat that?"

And I would reply..."yes, but please leave the $20 next to the clock..."
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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2007, 10:22:45 PM »
When Mom found my stash of BlueBoy's under my bed and presented them at dinner time to me (age 15).   Do you like boys Eric?  Dah....

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #54 on: August 13, 2007, 10:27:12 PM »
Whenever it would rain while the sun was out, they would say, "the Devil must be beatin' his wife." I never have understood that one.
"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful nor conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes." - 1 Corinthians 13:4-7, adaptation in A Walk To Remember

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2007, 11:20:28 PM »
My mother, an extremely conservative Roman Catholic, always ended every phone conversation in the 60s and 70s with "I get down on my knees every night and pray for your soul." 

And I would respond:  "I get down on my knees every night, too, Mom."

She never understood what I was really saying.
"No one will ever be free so long as there are pestilences."--Albert Camus, "The Plague"

"Mankind can never be free until the last brick in the last church falls on the head of the last priest."--Voltaire

Offline thunter34

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2007, 11:23:04 PM »
When Mom found my stash of BlueBoy's under my bed and presented them at dinner time to me (age 15).   Do you like boys Eric?  Dah....


::gasp::

our mothers must've played bridge together or something.  totally from her playbook.
AIDS isn't for sissies.

Offline jessem3s

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #57 on: August 13, 2007, 11:25:36 PM »
My mother, an extremely conservative Roman Catholic, always ended every phone conversation in the 60s and 70s with "I get down on my knees every night and pray for your soul." 

And I would respond:  "I get down on my knees every night, too, Mom."

She never understood what I was really saying.

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Offline thunter34

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #58 on: August 13, 2007, 11:31:54 PM »
praise

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #59 on: August 13, 2007, 11:32:32 PM »

Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #60 on: August 13, 2007, 11:55:11 PM »
Why is itnot surprising that you don't get it.... :P
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Offline jessem3s

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #61 on: August 13, 2007, 11:58:47 PM »
Why is itnot surprising that you don't get it.... :P

Why can you be nicer and help me get it? Instead of trying to make me feel stupid?

Offline MOONLIGHT1114

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #62 on: August 14, 2007, 12:01:42 AM »
HIV+ since '93, 1/12 - CD4 785 and undet.   WOO-HOO!!

Offline Robert

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #63 on: August 14, 2007, 12:06:50 AM »
Here is something I don't get.

When I was a little boy, no more than 5 or 6, my mother once said, "A pint's a pound the world around.".  I have never forgotten that. 

To this day I still don't know what it means.

Translation?
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Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #64 on: August 14, 2007, 12:09:12 AM »
Why can you be nicer and help me get it? Instead of trying to make me feel stupid?

Now Now, lil pup...I was not trying to make you feel stupid, figured that your age was the reason why you didn't get it....Now if you feel stupid that is not because of anything I said.... ;D
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Offline Life

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #65 on: August 14, 2007, 12:09:46 AM »
Robert you Mum was just drunk when she spoke to you those first few years... :D

Offline JeffreyM

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #66 on: August 14, 2007, 12:10:55 AM »
I lost my Mom Betty  10 years to cancer, I miss her dearly. She said  many many funny things. One of my favorites is, Honey, life is the same circus over and over, they just change the clowns around!  

I complained of not having much of a butt to her and she said, Honey, it's what's up front that counts!  

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #67 on: August 14, 2007, 12:13:53 AM »
My Mum used to quote Jacques Brel, a famous Belgian singer, when talking about me:

"Il est beau, beau, et con a la fois"

Con is very hard to translate, francophones will know, but basically it says "He is handsome, handsome, and dorky/stupid/jerk at the same time"

She also had her favorite, when having a J&B: "Water is where fish have sex".

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #68 on: August 14, 2007, 12:19:34 AM »
Once again Matty the Damned recalls the sage words of his astonishingly protestant grandmother. For the Americans here, I'll preface this by saying that in Australia "fanny" doesn't mean "butt", rather it means "pussy".

"Love is an itch in your fanny that you can't get at to scratch."

The dirty old bitch.

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Offline Robert

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #69 on: August 14, 2007, 12:35:21 AM »
eric...your're right about that...scotch and soda.  That was her standard.  Every night.  She went into the horsepistol 2 night before she died and took her bottle of scotch with her.  Scotch always did the trick, even when she was 82 years old and it was time to cash in her cards.

By the way, I guess I was clumsy when I was a kid.  At least once a day she'd tell me I had "...gone ass over tea kettle again, haven't you?"  (think about it~~)

robert
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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #70 on: August 14, 2007, 10:33:19 AM »
When someone would ask my Dad how he is doing he always replied" I'm finer than frog hair".

& some of my own...  About bleached blondes with dark roots...

She has lovley blonde hair, I don't know why she dyes her roots black.

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #71 on: August 14, 2007, 10:37:39 AM »
Dear All,

I've pulled a racist quote which was posted here as quickly as I saw it before it got noticed by more than a couple of people.

This is a fun thread. Let's keep it that way.

Racist stuff has no place here. No matter how superficially it may seem funny to some, it promotes bigoted thinking and it's hurtful.

Cheers,
Andy Velez

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #72 on: August 14, 2007, 10:39:09 AM »
Thank you Andy

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #73 on: August 14, 2007, 10:51:51 AM »
As a kid whenever I offered excuses as to why I couldn't complete something, I always received two stock answers from me dad...

...it was either "can't never could"

or, "if, if and or but, were candy and nuts, oh what a merry christmas it would be."

This little ditty while driving in our merry oldsmobile drove this five year old crazy.

 Father: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off, who was left?

 Son: Repete?

You get the picture

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Offline thunter34

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #74 on: August 14, 2007, 01:28:13 PM »
Of course, I tortured mine with something similar.  Sing it with me!


This is the song that will not end
It just goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it-
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it
Forever just because-

This is the song that will not end....
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Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #75 on: August 14, 2007, 05:12:51 PM »
I had been dating a guy about 6 months and we were over at my mother's house. Without acknowledging my boyfriend's presence she and I chatted for a while. Finally she turned to him, cigarette in hand and deadpans "So... you're still with us, eh?"

It's become a family catchphrase.

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Re: Mama and Daddy always said...
« Reply #76 on: August 14, 2007, 07:42:20 PM »
my granny brought me up, very conservatively, and I remember at age 8ish, the TALK...she made sex seem the worst thing on earth and then said 'but if you do it twice a month you might get more housekeeping!'
Those good old christian values  ;D
I know i'm going to enjoy the party in the afterlife, but do you all mind that I'm going to be VERY late!!!

 


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