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Author Topic: You saved $4.86 Mr.. erm.. Mrs Jagger  (Read 1955 times)

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Offline milker

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You saved $4.86 Mr.. erm.. Mrs Jagger
« on: July 29, 2007, 01:11:03 AM »
I kid you not..

I was at the check out counter, and there was this lady in front of me, skinny, tall, sort of curly blond hair to shoulders, very white, strong jaw, wearing a two pieces skirt with a large decolte, showing a pretty nice smooth breast line.. Anyway I put my stuff on the belt and don't pay attention, it was a lady, until I hear her speak. She had a deep voice and something was wrong.. I look up to her and..... well sure, yeah, she's a trans (in transition?). Nice boobs, but the face is obviously male and the voice is not working ..

The face? Think Mick Jagger in his 30s
The voice? Think Mick Jagger.

The name? Mrs Jagger...

The clercks at Vons (aka Safeway) always says "You saved x dollars and x cents" if you have a Vons Card. She looked at the trans, looked at the receipt, and said "You saved $4.86 Mr.. Mrs Jagger"!

Now I won't stop thinking that Mick Jagger is a trans !  :o :o :o :o

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
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jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
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Re: You saved $4.86 Mr.. erm.. Mrs Jagger
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2007, 01:16:22 AM »
LMAO....What else can I say..... ;D
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Re: You saved $4.86 Mr.. erm.. Mrs Jagger
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2007, 07:40:38 PM »
Milker Dear,

The moon is full in our time zone today with moon sextile Uranus.  Extremes and sudden change can happen in a moments notice.  However, Uranus, Neptune, Jupiter, Venus, and Pluto are in retrograde at this time so... all bets are off.   ;)  Have the best day
Michael

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Re: You saved $4.86 Mr.. erm.. Mrs Jagger
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2007, 10:33:10 PM »
ROFL.  :D

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Re: You saved $4.86 Mr.. erm.. Mrs Jagger
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2007, 01:19:29 AM »
Milker Dear,

The moon is full in our time zone today with moon sextile Uranus.  Extremes and sudden change can happen in a moments notice.  However, Uranus, Neptune, Jupiter, Venus, and Pluto are in retrograde at this time so... all bets are off.   ;)  Have the best day
Michael

Oh yeah.. trust me I know when it's full moon.. and ..

when it's combined with a "sextile" Uranus  :o

I should have asked for her first name.. Mikkie ?

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

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Offline Oceanbeach

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Re: You saved $4.86 Mr.. erm.. Mrs Jagger
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2007, 03:53:43 AM »
My Safeway/Vons/ Pavilions card is not in my name... I share one with my ex, in his name.  The clerk is supposed to pick up the name to address the customer and Larry's name can't be pronounced because there is a vowel missing.. They always ask how you pronounce my name and I point out I'm not Mr. Larry, I am the former Mrs.

My former case manager from St. Mary's (Long Beach) uses a serial killer on his.  In Safeway/Vons/Pavilions he is Jeffrey Dahmer.  On my Ralph's card, the name of the company president is what I used.

There was a book out called Up and Down with the Rolling Stones.  The author claimed to be their drug dealer so the book was basically... who took what when and was rather dull.  However comma There was reference to a conversation between Mick Jagger and I believe Andy Warhol.  In the authors words, Mick Jagger said he wasn't gay but was flattered that people might think he was.  Lost that book in a fire and it wasn't enough of a book to replace.  Have the best day
Michael
(who usually saves more than $4.86 at Safeway, Vons and Pavilions)

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Re: You saved $4.86 Mr.. erm.. Mrs Jagger
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2007, 05:02:33 AM »
Moon, Sextile, Uranus... Those are popular words in my vocabulary, I am sure glad the moon isn't "Void of Course"  Have the best day
Michael

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Re: You saved $4.86 Mr.. erm.. Mrs Jagger
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2007, 05:54:47 AM »
I'm sure 'the trans' is glad that she amused you, Milker.

« Last Edit: July 30, 2007, 05:59:07 AM by Mouse »

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Re: You saved $4.86 Mr.. erm.. Mrs Jagger
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2007, 06:40:55 AM »
I kid you not..

I was at the check out counter, and there was this lady in front of me, skinny, tall, sort of curly blond hair to shoulders, very white, strong jaw, wearing a two pieces skirt with a large decolte, showing a pretty nice smooth breast line.. Anyway I put my stuff on the belt and don't pay attention, it was a lady, until I hear her speak. She had a deep voice and something was wrong.. I look up to her and..... well sure, yeah, she's a trans (in transition?). Nice boobs, but the face is obviously male and the voice is not working ..

The face? Think Mick Jagger in his 30s
The voice? Think Mick Jagger.

The name? Mrs Jagger...

The clercks at Vons (aka Safeway) always says "You saved x dollars and x cents" if you have a Vons Card. She looked at the trans, looked at the receipt, and said "You saved $4.86 Mr.. Mrs Jagger"!

Now I won't stop thinking that Mick Jagger is a trans !  :o :o :o :o

Milker.

Whereas others may be laughing at this, I for one am not. I actually find it very distasteful and verging on bigoted. Even if this were true Milker, so what? There are many transgender/transexual folk out there that have enough of a challenge with decisions they are faced with and changes they are going through, without also having to deal with being pointed out and ridiculed by ignorant folk and/or those that just don't get it.

If a thread had been started here on the forums by a straight person ridiculing someone - famous or whatever - for possibly being gay, the proverbial shit would have hit the fan within minutes. But what? It's ok to ridicule trangenders/transexuals? I think not.

People, show some respect please.

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Re: You saved $4.86 Mr.. erm.. Mrs Jagger
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2007, 07:22:57 AM »
Milkie,

I have to say I'm really disappointed in you over this. Transgendered people have enough on their plate without you sniggering at one of them in a public forum dedicated to people with hiv.

I'm locking this thread - it's a disgrace.

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