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Offline Rockit

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"QUOTES"
« on: July 03, 2007, 01:50:11 AM »
quotes from famous,celebs,know icons etc. funny, weird, about sex,crazy, anything goes.!


"It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
Steve Martin.
"When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better."
Mae West.
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield
"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
Woody Allen
"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
Marylyn Munroe.
"Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure."
Bob Hope
"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
Emo Philips.
"It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it."
Winston Churchill
"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
Joan Rivers.
"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
Matt Groening.
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
Steve Martin.

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
Rodney Dangerfield.
"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."
Helen Rowland
"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel."
Leonardo Di Vinci.
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
Rodney Dangerfield.
"What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light."
Mark Twain
...after the storm, the calm......

Offline Bucko

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Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2007, 08:35:39 PM »
Damn! Why it gotta be something someone famous said? All I wanna know is who made up the saying, "I ain't had pussy/dick since pussy/dick had me......Now I know that saying didn't come from the hood.... :D


(who seems more acquainted with the dirty quotes) ;D
Started Atripla/Ziagen on 9/13/07.
10/31/07 CD4-265 VL- undetectable
2/6/08 CD4- 401 VL- undetectable
5/7/08 CD4- 705 VL- undetectable
6/4/08 CD4- 775 VL- undetectable
8/6/08 CD4- 805 VL- undetectable
11/13/08 CD4- 774 VL--undetectable
2/4/09  CD4- 484  VL- 18,000 (2 months off meds)
3/3/09---Starting Back on Meds---
4/27/09 CD4- 664 VL-- undetectable
6/17/09 CD4- 438 VL- 439
8/09 CD4- 404 VL- 1,600
01-22-10-- CD4- 525 VL- 59,000
Cherish the simple things life has to offer

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Online Miss Philicia

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2007, 10:19:57 PM »
What I am Michael is a 32 year-old, ugly, pock marked Jew fairy, and if it takes me a little while to pull myself together, and if I smoke a little grass before I get up the nerve to show my face to the world, it's nobody's god damned business but my own. And how are you this evening?

- Harold
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Offline milker

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2007, 10:22:33 PM »
Um never heard of "Belle Poitrine"  :o I will check this out ! :D

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

Now accepting applications from blowjob ninjasô

Offline scud44

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2007, 01:10:53 AM »
A few more:
"Never hire a colour blind electrician"
"Depression is anger without the enthusiasm"
"Normal people worry me"
"I intend to live for ever - so far - so good"
"Borrow money from a pessimist - they won't expect it back"


Regards
Scud
CD4 = 110 - 30 July 2007 - 10%
VL = 139000 - 30 July 2007
CD4 = 252 - 6th August 2007
VL = 16400 - 23rd August 2007
CD4 = 240 - 23rd August 2007
VL = 400 4th Sept 2007
CD4 = 96 - 4th Sept 2007
CD4 = 120 18th Sept 2007
VL = 386000 19th Nov 2007
CD4 = 160 19th Nov 2007
CD4 = 110 10th Jan 2008
CD4 = 311 29th Jan 2008
VL = <50 29th Jan 2008
CD4 = 148 2nd April 2008
VL = 110,000 2nd April 2008
June 2010 and nothing has improved

Offline Bucko

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2007, 12:50:32 PM »
Um never heard of "Belle Poitrine"  :o I will check this out ! :D

Milker.

Little Me is one of the seminal books of my mis-spent 20s, and even then it was 20 years old. Patrick Dennis was brilliant.

Brent
(Who remembers it all as if it were yesterday)
Blessed with brains, talent and gorgeous tits.

The revolutionary smart set reads The Spin Cycle at least once every day.

Blathering on AIDSmeds since 2005, provocative from birth

Offline david25luvit

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2007, 10:07:59 PM »
Quotes from Mother who had one for every occasion.....
here's a sample:

 "Your name goes further than your face."

 "Idle hands are the devil's workshop"

  "No good deed goes unpunished"
 
 
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Raymond David McRae III
Nov. 25, 1972- Oct. 15, 2004
I miss him terribly..........

Offline lotuslander

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2007, 10:57:19 PM »
If you can't live without me, how come you're not dead yet?

Offline StacheBC

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2007, 11:49:06 PM »
"A dog bitten by a snake is afraid of sausages"

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2007, 11:56:13 PM »
"The only way to bring up children is to eat them first."

-- Matty the Damned, President of the Boolaboolabongbong Catholic Housewives Auxiliary and Leatherworkers Association.

MtD

Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2007, 12:57:22 AM »
"I'll give you something to cry for"....
Started Atripla/Ziagen on 9/13/07.
10/31/07 CD4-265 VL- undetectable
2/6/08 CD4- 401 VL- undetectable
5/7/08 CD4- 705 VL- undetectable
6/4/08 CD4- 775 VL- undetectable
8/6/08 CD4- 805 VL- undetectable
11/13/08 CD4- 774 VL--undetectable
2/4/09  CD4- 484  VL- 18,000 (2 months off meds)
3/3/09---Starting Back on Meds---
4/27/09 CD4- 664 VL-- undetectable
6/17/09 CD4- 438 VL- 439
8/09 CD4- 404 VL- 1,600
01-22-10-- CD4- 525 VL- 59,000
Cherish the simple things life has to offer

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Offline raroy273

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2007, 03:30:02 PM »
"Strip-mine Earth first...other planets later"  - Bumper sticker see several years ago
6/8/07 VL = 86,000 CD4 = 135
6/14/07 Started Combivir/Kaletra
6/29/07 VL = 364 CD4 = 351
8/30/07 VL =<50 CD4 = 156
9/19/07 VL=<50 CD4 = 361
12/3/07 VL = <50 CD4 = 250 14.3%
5/2/08 VL = <50 CD4 = 491 25%
8/4/08 VL = <50 CD4 = 292 21%
9/8/08 VL = <50 CD4= 331

Offline aupointillimite

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2007, 03:51:53 PM »
Q: If you find so much that is unworthy of reverence in the United States, then why do you live here?
A: Why do men go to zoos?

-H.L. Mencken
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2007, 05:26:22 PM »
"Go ahead, ban mining. Let the bastards freeze in the dark."

MtD

Offline Rockit

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2007, 11:43:31 AM »
"Borrow money from a pessimist - they won't expect it back"
 (lol)



uhmmmi just a bought a pin. with Jesus Pic on it!... Jesus is Coming, Look Busy!

u guys are awesome .xoxo
...after the storm, the calm......

Offline Iggy

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2007, 12:32:17 PM »
I was walking in a country field the other day and this big horny bull came charging right at me.

I was tired, so I ran.

- Charles Pierce channelling Mae West

Offline Rockit

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2007, 12:55:48 PM »
"A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on."
- Fred Allen

"The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one."
- ?

"No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman."
- Honore de Balzac

"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot."
- Elayne Boosler


"Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women?"
That we may love you instead of laughing at you."
- Mrs. Patrick Cambell

"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
- ?
...after the storm, the calm......

Offline pozattitude

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2007, 08:48:35 PM »
I just read this today and it just made me giggle and smile. 

'A moment I've been dreading. George brought his ne're-do-well son around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political one who lives in Florida. The one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless. This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had a real job. Maybe I'll call Kinsley over at The New Republic and see if they'll hire him as a contributing editor or something. That looks like easy work.'
Reagan Diaries: George W: "Find the Kid a Job"...
Global Research, August 19, 2007
The New Republic
Direct quote from the just published REAGAN DIARIES.
The entry is dated May 17, 1986.


Rich
(who by NO means is a republican, nor a Reagan admirer)
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Offline poz1970

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2007, 12:31:42 AM »
bumper sticker;

"I want to die in my sleep, like granddad, not screaming and shouting like the other people in his car"
"The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to  heterosexuals. That doesn`t mean that God doesn`t love heterosexuals. It`s just that they need more supervision." -- Lynn Lavne

Offline northernguy

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2007, 02:36:13 PM »
I'm a huge Dorothy Parker fan, so I'll share some of my faves:

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.

A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.
Apr 28/06 cd4 600 vl 10,600 cd% 25
Nov 8/09 cd4 510 vl 49,5000 cd% 16
Jan 16/10 cd4 660 vl 54,309 cd% 16
Feb 17/10 Started Atripla
Mar 7/10 cd4 710 vl 1,076 cd% 21
Apr 18/10 cd4 920 vl 268 cd% 28
Jun 19/10 cd4 450 vl 60 cd% 25
Aug 15/10 cd4 680 vl 205 cd% 27
Apr 3/11 cd4 780 vl <40 cd% 30
Jul 17/11 cd4 960 vl <40 cd%33
April 15/12 cd4 1,010 vl <40 cd% 39
April 20/12 Switched to Viramune + Truvada
Aug 2/12 cd4 1040, vl <40, cd% 38
Oct 19 cd4 1,110 vl <40 cd% 41

Offline David_CA

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2007, 04:24:55 PM »
Here are a few I've collected over the years...


"I hate it when I see one of those road signs that says 'Draw Bridge Ahead' and I don't have a pencil."
-- Lou Chiafullo

"If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all."
-- Unknown

"If you don't believe in same-sex marriages, don't marry somebody of the same sex"
-- Wanda Sykes (comedian)

"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation."
-- Hector Hugh Munro

"Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass, you know he's full of shit."
-- Unknown

"Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook."
-- Auren Hoffman (Herald Philosopher)

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
-- Unknown

"I was born at a very young age."
-- Groucho Marx

"I was born in a log cabin, which I helped my father build."
-- Steve Martin

"4/3 of the population is bad with fractions."
-- Unknown

"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
-- Unknown


Black Friday 03-03-2006
03-23-06 CD4 359 @27.4% VL 75,938
06-01-06 CD4 462 @24.3% VL > 100,000
08-15-06 CD4 388 @22.8% VL >  "
10-21-06 CD4 285 @21.9% VL >  "
  Atripla started 12-01-2006
01-08-07 CD4 429 @26.8% VL 1872!
05-08-07 CD4 478 @28.1% VL 740
08-03-07 CD4 509 @31.8% VL 370
11-06-07 CD4 570 @30.0% VL 140
02-21-08 CD4 648 @32.4% VL 600
05-19-08 CD4 695 @33.1% VL < 48 undetectable!
08-21-08 CD4 725 @34.5%
11-11-08 CD4 672 @39.5%
02-11-09 CD4 773 @36.8%
05-11-09 CD4 615 @36.2%
08-19-09 CD4 770 @38.5%
11-19-09 CD4 944 @33.7%
02-17-10 CD4 678 @39.9%  
06-03-10 CD4 768 @34.9%
09-21-10 CD4 685 @40.3%
01-10-11 CD4 908 @36.3%
05-23-11 CD4 846 @36.8% VL 80
02-13-12 CD4 911 @41.4% VL<20
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Offline Iggy

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2007, 02:52:08 PM »
This isn't really a quote in the normal sense - but I saw a Tshirt today on a rather large woman that had this huge cross on it and the wording inside the cross said:

                           Jesus
                      Beat The Hell
                           Right
                            Out
                             of
                            me





 :o


Offline poz1970

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2007, 07:36:28 AM »
bump
"The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to  heterosexuals. That doesn`t mean that God doesn`t love heterosexuals. It`s just that they need more supervision." -- Lynn Lavne

Offline Rockit

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2007, 11:13:50 AM »
bumper sticker;

"I want to die in my sleep, like granddad, not screaming and shouting like the other people in his car"
LOL just read it! and the cross t-shirt is awesome . !

"isn't it funny the way time changes people?" ,
"time doesnt change people,people change people"
-
(what do u guys think about that? )
...after the storm, the calm......

Offline Rockit

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2007, 11:25:09 AM »
.."I wanna live in a world worth dying for"
...like the appreciative homosexual said to Sir Elton John..thanks for coming out!" -used when i have guest over...
...or how abou tone for toasting.."past the teeth..and over the gums..look out stomach here it comes"
...after the storm, the calm......

Offline Iggy

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2007, 06:44:18 PM »
...like the appreciative homosexual said to Sir Elton John..thanks for coming out!" -used when i have guest over...

reminded me of a very pathetic encounter I had with Boy George...I was at XL for Faggot Feud and realized that he was sitting two tables away from me.  I spent the entire show getting drunk, flirting with Amanda Lepore and smiling at Boy George thinking I should say something to him.

So when the show was over and I was drunk enough I approcahed him (and his posse of hanger-ons) and said the first think that came to my mind - "Thank you for the music"

He said you are welcomed, I turned around - heard something mumbled and then the cackles began.

Oh boy - what a maroon I was!

Offline MoltenStorm

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2007, 10:32:24 PM »
T-Shirt:

Front: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful..."
Back: "Just hate me because I'm the one your boyfriend left you for."

**********************

"Show me a jogger, and I'll show you a twisted individual with a thing for pain."
"When people go to work, they shouldn't leave their hearts at home."
"The Road to Destruction is conceived by the well meaning, planned by the Righteous, and paved with their good intentions."
"Children are starving in our country. The Middle East is on the brink of war at any given moment. Gas prices continue to be on the rise. The Government still continues to bulldoze civil rights. Unemployment continues to rise. And your worried about MY sexuality?"
"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful nor conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes." - 1 Corinthians 13:4-7, adaptation in A Walk To Remember

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CD4: 555 / 29% / Undetectable - 5 Feb 2007

Offline tester8888

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Re: "QUOTES"
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2007, 11:16:38 PM »
I recently saw a Breast Cancer Awareness T-shirt that I thought was funny.
It showed 2 pink hands over where the breasts would be, and said
"Save Second Base".
7 weeks post exposure, tested HIV Negative.

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