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7 KINDS OF SEX....

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bluelove:
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
> > > > >
> > > > >The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
> > > > >when
> > > you
> > > > >first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the
> > > face.
> > > > >
> > > > >The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have
> > > > >been
> > > with
> > > > >your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex
> > > > >anywhere, even in the kitchen.
> > > > >
> > > > >The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have
> > > > >been
> > > with
> > > > >your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
> > > > >usually have sex only in your bedroom.
> > > > >
> > > > >The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have
> > > > >been
> > > with
> > > > >your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
> > > > >you Both say "screw you."
> > > > >
> > > > >The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun
> > >
> > > > >in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
> > > > >
> > > > >The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand
> > > > >your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
> > >
> > > > >everyone
> > > > >
> > > > >And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social
> > > > >Security Sex.
> > > > >You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.

aztecan:
It sounds like my sex life has become very religious - cause I get NUN!

HUGS,

Mark

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doyourowndamndishes:
LMAO!

I'm with ya there Mark!  And it's not a pleasing thought! 

Cheers,

Alan

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