bluelove:
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: > > > > > > > > > >The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens > > > > >when > > > you > > > > >first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the > > > face. > > > > > > > > > >The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have > > > > >been > > > with > > > > >your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex > > > > >anywhere, even in the kitchen. > > > > > > > > > >The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have > > > > >been > > > with > > > > >your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you > > > > >usually have sex only in your bedroom. > > > > > > > > > >The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have > > > > >been > > > with > > > > >your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway > > > > >you Both say "screw you." > > > > > > > > > >The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun > > > > > > > >in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. > > > > > > > > > >The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand > > > > >your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of > > > > > > > >everyone > > > > > > > > > >And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social > > > > >Security Sex. > > > > >You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.
aztecan:
It sounds like my sex life has become very religious - cause I get NUN!
HUGS,
Mark
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doyourowndamndishes:
LMAO!
I'm with ya there Mark! And it's not a pleasing thought!