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Author Topic: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?  (Read 7388 times)

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Offline Dachshund

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Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« on: May 12, 2007, 11:02:59 AM »
Yea you!

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2007, 11:03:38 AM »
I'd eat the corn out of it!

MtD

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2007, 11:09:20 AM »
I bet his "poo" smells like a field of flowers in a quiet meadow....................with a bunch of cows roaming around in it! 
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.  Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.  It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.  We ask ourselves.."Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?  Actually, who are you not to be?"

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2007, 11:09:52 AM »
His poo may not stink, but I bet that thing on his face sure does.
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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2007, 12:22:20 PM »
It happens to smell like Pine Sol, thank you.

In fact, it is Pine Sol.

I'm amazing.
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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2007, 12:23:17 PM »
It happens to smell like Pine Sol, thank you.

In fact, it is Pine Sol.

I'm amazing.

Original  or  Lemon Scent?
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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2007, 12:23:27 PM »
The cabal will NOT be ignored!

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2007, 12:23:47 PM »
His poo may not stink, but I bet that thing on his face sure does.

Dude, I thought it would smell like awesome zombie porn death... but I was most disappointed when it revealed itself to be a fairly deodorized infection.  My white blood cells release cytotoxins and Old Spice, apparently.
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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2007, 12:24:43 PM »
Original  or  Lemon Scent?

Both. 
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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2007, 12:30:33 PM »
Ah Benji, you're douche room fresh!

MtD

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2007, 12:30:52 PM »
We only liked you because you were cute...unfortunately since becoming disfigured we decided to drop you.

Heather #1

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2007, 12:33:01 PM »
Pustulio is dying, and I am getting cuter by the hour.

Then you'll all pay.  Oh God, will you all pay!

In pennies.
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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2007, 12:33:25 PM »
And frankly honey, if you're gonna binge, you better fuckin' purge.

Heather #2

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2007, 12:34:32 PM »
I, of course, will agree with whatever the other Heathers decide.  So you're out.

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2007, 12:35:24 PM »
Corn nuts.
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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2007, 12:36:54 PM »
It matters not...you used up your three strikes your out disease quota...I discussed it with the ladies and we can't be bothered.

Heather #1
« Last Edit: May 12, 2007, 12:38:28 PM by Dachshund »

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2007, 12:37:47 PM »
Corn nuts.

I believe Heather #2 said she'd eat those out of your poopie.  But then that was before you fell out of favour.

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2007, 12:40:06 PM »
Your peer pressure has convinced me to try to make it work.

Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2007, 12:40:45 PM »
But then that was before you fell out of favor.

Now, now Heather #3 it's like flavour. . .

You fat whore. :-*

Heather #2
« Last Edit: May 12, 2007, 12:44:19 PM by matty.the.damned »

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2007, 12:42:04 PM »
But then that was before you fell out of favor.

Now, now Heather #3 it's like flavour. . .

You fat whore. :-*

Heather #2


Made the correction....and purged as well.

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« Last Edit: May 12, 2007, 12:47:04 PM by thunter34 »
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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2007, 12:47:47 PM »
Bon appetit!

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2007, 12:49:31 PM »
Oh cool! Look! It's like totally the exchange student!

Hey Malker! :P

Heather #2
« Last Edit: May 12, 2007, 12:53:49 PM by matty.the.damned »

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2007, 12:50:04 PM »
Bon appetit!

Milker.

To be served with salad, no doubt.

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« Last Edit: May 12, 2007, 12:58:55 PM by thunter34 »
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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2007, 12:52:49 PM »
This thread makes me think of "Les Miserables" for some reason  ;D

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2007, 12:57:30 PM »
This thread makes me think of "Les Miserables" for some reason  ;D

Milker.

Because we're discussing someone pinching a loaf?

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2007, 12:59:16 PM »
My friend and I always called the sphincter the poop guillotine. 

It works, I feel.
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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2007, 01:02:23 PM »
I think Pustulio and Flo could be vast friends, but Flo really does stink linke cool zombie death.

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2007, 01:02:49 PM »
I think Pustulio and Flo could be vast friends, but Flo really does stink like cool zombie death.

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Oops...posting while awakening...my bad  :-*
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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2007, 01:06:14 PM »
I think Pustulio and Flo could be vast friends, but Flo really does stink linke cool zombie death.

Brent
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I knew Heather #4 and you sir are no Heather #4

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2007, 01:08:27 PM »
Which Heather am I then, dear?
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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2007, 01:10:40 PM »
Which Heather am I then, dear?

I'll have to take it up with Heathers #1-5.

We might get back to you.
H1

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2007, 01:12:18 PM »
You're all just bitter because I play croquet better.

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2007, 01:13:45 PM »
You're all just bitter because I play croquet better.

Brent
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With your head you better.
H1

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2007, 01:16:33 PM »
This was all Heather # 2's fault, but she won't come out and defend herself, content to Skype with you two bitches.

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2007, 01:18:13 PM »
Croquet is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
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« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2007, 01:19:29 PM »
This was all Heather # 2's fault, but she won't come out and defend herself, content to Skype with you two bitches.

Brent
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#14 maybe...but you will have to shoplift us make-up.

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2007, 01:22:12 PM »
This was all Heather # 2's fault, but she won't come out and defend herself, content to Skype with you two bitches.

Brent
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Oh Honey! Number #4? Seriously we have nice position available in the range of 6 - 9 available from next week. Apply with our secretary/janitor, Philly-Concepcion.

:-*

Heather #2
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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2007, 01:23:15 PM »
#14 maybe...but you will have to shoplift us make-up.

Undoubtedly what got Winona in all that mess. Clinique or Shisedo?

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« Reply #38 on: May 12, 2007, 01:25:01 PM »
This was all Heather # 2's fault, but she won't come out and defend herself, content to Skype with you two bitches.

Brent
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Oh Honey! Number #4? Seriously we have nice position available in the range of 6 - 9 available next week. Apply with our secretary/janitor, Philly-Concepcion.

:-*

MtD

This hurts, girls, more than you'd have guessed. Heathers are  B I T C H E S !

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2007, 01:27:50 PM »
Alright, alright we reconsidered and you can be #6.

Welcome, now get us some Pepsi-Lite.

H1
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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #40 on: May 12, 2007, 01:29:48 PM »
Yay!

Maybe I'll finally get to meet H4 & H5. Those girls had better watch their Pepsi Lite cans very closely, though.

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2007, 01:32:16 PM »
H4 and H5 rarely are on Man.Cunt

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2007, 01:33:42 PM »
Que sera, sera... oh wait.  That's Italian.
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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2007, 01:34:06 PM »
Sorry for the short absence but a dish exploded in the kitchen and I had to clean the mess. I'm lucky to not be covered with glass. I guess I am your typical exchange student..

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
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feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2007, 01:35:45 PM »
H4 and H5 rarely are on Man.Cunt

I'm only on 4-6 days a week. I've cut back too.

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2007, 01:37:12 PM »
Sorry for the short absence but a dish exploded in the kitchen and I had to clean the mess. I'm lucky to not be covered with glass. I guess I am your typical exchange student..

Milker.


You're lucky not to have my boot up your arse. Honestly the standard of help these days. You're not here to guess anything missy you're here to scrub my floors.

Whore.

Heather #2
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« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2007, 01:38:14 PM »
Sorry for the short absence but a dish exploded in the kitchen and I had to clean the mess. I'm lucky to not be covered with glass. I guess I am your typical exchange student..

Milker.


You're lucky not to have my boot up your arse. Honestly the standard of help these days. You're not here to guess anything missy you're here to scrub my floors.

Whore.

MtD
That made me horny.

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mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
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may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

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« Reply #47 on: May 12, 2007, 01:38:54 PM »
Sorry for the short absence but a dish exploded in the kitchen and I had to clean the mess. I'm lucky to not be covered with glass. I guess I am your typical exchange student..

Milker.


You're lucky not to have my boot up your arse. Honestly the standard of help these days. You're not here to guess anything missy you're here to scrub my floors.

Whore.

MtD

Ditto H1-6

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« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2007, 01:42:36 PM »
Ditto H1-6
I hope I'm in better hands than with All State. You bitches would stop my coverage without warning, I know that.

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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #50 on: May 12, 2007, 01:44:02 PM »
Ew... I thought the only reason our parents sent us to this school was so we wouldn't have to interact with the ethnic people.

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #51 on: May 12, 2007, 01:44:50 PM »
I hope I'm in better hands than with All State. You bitches would stop my coverage without warning, I know that.

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #52 on: May 12, 2007, 08:08:26 PM »
   I wanna be a Heather! I wanna be a Heather! What number can I be? I'll go to Oz to be Mattys bitch if required! OH PLEEEEEEZE, let me be a Heather!

   Thanks for making me laugh harder than I have in a while, you bitches....

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Offline Sdgirl

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #53 on: May 12, 2007, 08:42:53 PM »
I would be, the one and only "Heather #4"
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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #54 on: May 12, 2007, 09:07:53 PM »
I thought this thread was hilarious even though I have no idea what the hell y'all are about when it comes to being a "Heather"....Doesn't want to be a Heather, why would I when I am Ghetto Royalty.... ;D :o....And ya know, no ones shit smells good, something wrong with y'all's noses, for real! And drinking Pepsi lite, that is like soooo ewwwwwww, grow some nuts and drink the real shit! ;D

And am I missing something here about ethnic people? I would think they give the world flavor. Who wants the same old bland shit? Well Her Majesty is done talking shit....as you were peasants, uh, I mean Heathers.....
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Offline RapidRod

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #55 on: May 12, 2007, 10:31:06 PM »
Just stop me from eating when my nose turns brown. I don't smell that well anyways. What the famous gay saying? "I've been butt fucking so long, everytime I smell shit, I get a hardon." I hate for someone to fart in the elevator, it's an embarrassing moment.

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #56 on: May 13, 2007, 01:00:37 PM »
Heathers 1-4 and Heather number 6 will decide whose poo stinks and after careful deliberation we've decided Heather number 5's poo smells just like bubble gum...and we like it...now shut up, we're getting French tips.

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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #57 on: May 13, 2007, 04:34:56 PM »
Heather number 5's poo smells just like bubble gum

Tastes like it too.

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #58 on: May 13, 2007, 10:23:50 PM »
Heather number 5's poo smells just like bubble gum

Tastes like it too.

Heather #2

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #59 on: May 13, 2007, 10:43:11 PM »
*hands Matty a bib* ...Bon Apetite....
It's "Bon Appetit". Pronounced "Bonn Apetee". The last t is silent.

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Offline Dachshund

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #60 on: May 14, 2007, 04:57:56 AM »
It's "Bon Appetit". Pronounced "Bonn Apetee". The last t is silent.

Milker (guardian of French pronunciation)

It's whatever, pronounced what-ev-ah.

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Offline david25luvit

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #61 on: May 14, 2007, 05:02:11 AM »
Hmm...and for some reason I was expecting pictures. :o

I have two of my own and one of them (Patti) is an expert
already in Poo-ing in places where I can't see it until I step in it. :-[
The picturesque rugs in the kitchen, the navy blue mat at the front door, etc

Thank God it doesn't happen very often ....otherwise I might be tempted to
put white rugs everywhere ::)

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Offline Dachshund

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #62 on: May 14, 2007, 05:37:27 AM »
Wrong poo-meaning dah-ling.

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #63 on: May 14, 2007, 05:43:46 AM »
I have two of my own and one of them (Patti) is an expert
already in Poo-ing in places where I can't see it until I step in it.
The picturesque rugs in the kitchen, the navy blue mat at the front door, etc

Thank God it doesn't happen very often ....otherwise I might be tempted to
put white rugs everywhere


You mean your maid doesn't like clean it up? That's like totally pov.

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #64 on: May 14, 2007, 10:41:30 AM »
THis thread....

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in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
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