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Author Topic: Kids and Cock Rings.....  (Read 3241 times)

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Offline ACinKC

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Kids and Cock Rings.....
« on: May 10, 2007, 10:34:16 AM »
OK now that the title got your attention.

Last night was my night with the kiddos.  We watched American Idol and they took baths.  After the bath my 5 year old is getting her hair brushed by my wife next to our bed.  I'm watching TV on the bed and she reaches over to my nightstand and grabs something, holds it up for the wife and I to see and asks, "WOW this is shiny, is it a bracelet?"

What did she grab?  By now you know the answer, thats right, the shiny new nickel plated 2" cock ring that I bought not 2 weeks ago.  Yeah.  Great parent huh.

I answer her truthfully, "Why yes honey, it kind of is...." and slipped it into my pocket.

So, guess I wont be using that sucker for a couple weeks.  Gotta get that image outta my head first.
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline milker

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Re: Kids and Cock Rings.....
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2007, 10:36:46 AM »
That's only the beginning. Wait for the school mates to hear about this and for their parents to come back picketing at your door with signs reading "HERE LIVES A PERVERT"

Milker.
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Offline Force1

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Re: Kids and Cock Rings.....
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2007, 10:42:12 AM »
My dear sister-in-law and brother came to visit, she needed to use the bathroom I sent her to the back bath it being the most female friendly. When she finished she called me and said what beautiful leather work I went back and she was admiring all the leather restraints hanging from the bed. She went on and on about how did you make them etc, and then that fateful question what do you use them for?


Offline aupointillimite

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Re: Kids and Cock Rings.....
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2007, 10:53:10 AM »
It's gonna be great... that day she learns what a cock ring is and remembers this incident.

She might need therapy.

That's awesome!  And hilarious... like something I'd expect off from a French comedy or something.
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Offline ACinKC

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Re: Kids and Cock Rings.....
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2007, 10:58:48 AM »
Being that there is no instruction manual for children all new parents should start 2 funds when they have a child.  One for college and one for therapy.  Hopefully they will NEED the college fund, guaranTEED they will need the therapy fund!

PS
Ive missed the pointy one.  Stupid new job.
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline Dachshund

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Re: Kids and Cock Rings.....
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2007, 10:59:48 AM »
She's really going to be traumatized when she learns it belongs to your wife.

Offline ACinKC

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Re: Kids and Cock Rings.....
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2007, 11:04:25 AM »
To hijack my own thread...

I was going to reply to Dasch that what she doesnt know would KILL her! and that got me thinking.... New AIDS testing slogan or has it already been used.

Get Tested for HIV.  What you don't know CAN hurt you.  OR What you dont know WILL hurt you.  Could replace hurt with KILL but i think thats too fear mongering.

OK, jeez I hope the original poster doesnt get all pissed off for hijacking his thread.  I guess its kinda like a Polish Hostage situation isnt it.
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline milker

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Re: Kids and Cock Rings.....
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2007, 11:06:23 AM »
To hijack my own thread...

I was going to reply to Dasch that what she doesnt know would KILL her! and that got me thinking.... New AIDS testing slogan or has it already been used.

Get Tested for HIV.  What you don't know CAN hurt you.  OR What you dont know WILL hurt you.  Could replace hurt with KILL but i think thats too fear mongering.

OK, jeez I hope the original poster doesnt get all pissed off for hijacking his thread.  I guess its kinda like a Polish Hostage situation isnt it.
You're just trying to make a thread that goes beyond 5 replies that's all

:D :D :D

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

Now accepting applications from blowjob ninjas™

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Kids and Cock Rings.....
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2007, 11:07:00 AM »
I really find it hard to believe that this is the absolute worst sexual gaffes that ACinKC has made with his children.
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Offline ACinKC

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Re: Kids and Cock Rings.....
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2007, 11:11:02 AM »
You're just trying to make a thread that goes beyond 5 replies that's all

:D :D :D

Milker.
No idea what the quote says underneath this...but you get the picture MR ALL TIME GREATEST THREAD STARTER GUY!
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline ACinKC

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Re: Kids and Cock Rings.....
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2007, 11:11:52 AM »
I really find it hard to believe that this is the absolute worst sexual gaffes that ACinKC has made with his children.

Oh philly, they are only 5 and 3..... give it time son, give it time.
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline Basquo

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Re: Kids and Cock Rings.....
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2007, 11:34:34 AM »
My grandmother was a grade school teacher through the 70's.  Once she had to call a mother and tell her what happened to her diaphragm--the little girl had found it, shoved her fist through it and wore it to school as a bracelet!

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Re: Kids and Cock Rings.....
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2007, 11:39:46 AM »
...she reaches over to my nightstand and grabs something,

Sounds like you need to get a nightstand with drawers. Or use the drawers if your nightstand already has them.

Pesky kids!

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Offline woodshere

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Re: Kids and Cock Rings.....
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2007, 11:45:14 AM »
I just hope that it had not just been used and was covered in.......
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