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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decides to hire herself out as a handyman-type and starts canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She goes to the front door of the first house and asks the owner if he has any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch," the man says. "How much do you charge?"

The blond says, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agrees and tells her the paint and ladders that she might need are in the garage. A short time later, the blonde comes back to the door to collect her money.

"Your finished already?" the man says. "Yes," the blonde answers, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reaches in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde adds, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Nice one BB, but if you tell any more itchy pee-pee jokes in the Am I forum, I'll hunt you down and kick your funny little butt. :D


OK, OK I did apologise to the little guy. Go back and read my second post. I goofed, besides today must be my day in the barrel. I'm catching flack from all over.


(Who has learned to bob and weave and run like hell when needed.)

DId you hear about the blond prisoner who was found in his cell with half a dozen bumps on his head?

He tried to hang himself with a bungee cord.

Matty the Damned:
Show me an intelligent blonde and I'll show you a Golden Retriever.

(Who has a redhead's hatred for blondes)


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