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Author Topic: Dick Cheney had his colonoscopy  (Read 1882 times)

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Offline izprince1984

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Dick Cheney had his colonoscopy
« on: April 24, 2007, 10:58:00 PM »
Apparently they found some polyps as well as his heart and about a dozen oil company lobbyists.
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Dick Cheney had his colonoscopy
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2007, 02:18:56 AM »

MtD

Offline JohnOso

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Re: Dick Cheney had his colonoscopy
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2007, 04:07:17 AM »
How is the ol' asshole?

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Re: Dick Cheney had his colonoscopy
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2007, 09:39:41 AM »
How is the ol' asshole?
They found a brain tumor in his ass
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Offline BT65

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Re: Dick Cheney had his colonoscopy
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2007, 10:08:36 AM »
My mom told me this morning that she saw on CNN that there are some people in congress who want Cheney impeached.  Ah, a woman getting closer to the leadership of this country is evident! :)
I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices.-Clarence Darrow

Offline AlanBama

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Re: Dick Cheney had his colonoscopy
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2007, 10:29:32 AM »
Betty, our Congress doesn't impeach unless one is caught sucking something or having something sucked....

 ;D

Minor issues such as murder, profiteering, ignoring the Constitution....all forgiveable.
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Offline BT65

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Re: Dick Cheney had his colonoscopy
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2007, 10:33:40 AM »
Yes, and even then (sucking) are not impeached.... ???

Go Hillary '08!
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Offline ACinKC

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Re: Dick Cheney had his colonoscopy
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2007, 11:18:10 AM »
THIS...   Does not qualify as a colonoscopy!

With as much as this administration has had its collective head up its collective ass, they shouldnt need a colonoscopy for at least a decade!
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline izprince1984

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Re: Dick Cheney had his colonoscopy
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2007, 05:00:49 PM »
Well, a majority of the country are idiots, they tend to go to one extreme or the other, which is just as bad.

I hate ultra conservatives almost as much as ultra liberals, it would be nice to have a more moderate leadership.
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