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Author Topic: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit  (Read 5477 times)

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Offline jack

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Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« on: April 23, 2007, 07:59:14 AM »
each person would be limited to one square per incident, well you know what I mean and maybe two for special incidents.
Environmentalism gone berserk. I go through a roll a day. Kaletra on a square.

Offline Basquo

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2007, 09:11:51 AM »
Interesting, but I wonder what singer/songwriter/activist Sheryl Crow thinks about this?

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2007, 09:35:55 AM »
Who? Oh you mean Sheryl Crow. Guess Fox News spelled her name wrong...they always seem to get Carl Rove's name right.

Maybe Sheryl will lend you her free trade hemp made hanky to dry the inconsequential tears of constant whining and crying.

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2007, 09:53:26 AM »
each person would be limited to one square per incident, well you know what I mean and maybe two for special incidents.
Environmentalism gone berserk. I go through a roll a day. Kaletra on a square.

ONE square?  seriously?
Well she'll change her tune when she gets the squirts.

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2007, 09:55:23 AM »
Maybe she uses the L.A. Times for toilet paper, so one square is large enough  :o

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2007, 10:05:40 AM »
what a shitty idea.

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2007, 10:14:28 AM »
cheryl,sheryly,sheryll, however the fuck you spell her name. I can always be sure to be corrected here on missspelllings, how anal some can be. But one square of tissue paper? I have already gone through half a large roll this morning. Even though Cheryle has traded in that one balled juiced fucker for Larry Davids wife, I still love her. If she would sleep with me I would probably try her one square limit.
It would be funny to watch the Warmers enforce the TP limit. Maybe they would think up something like Algores carbon trading scam and I could buy extra squares from people who dont use their daily limit

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2007, 10:18:51 AM »
that one balled juiced fucker

I don't understand why some people think others are mean in these forums!  ???

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2007, 10:38:29 AM »
I love Sheryl and have all her CDs... but I also love my Charmin Ultra.

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2007, 10:40:25 AM »
Sorry, Sheryl.  With me and Kaletra....


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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2007, 10:47:15 AM »
Sorry, Sheryl.  With me and Kaletra....


Every day is a winding roll.

LOL :D

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2007, 12:07:36 PM »
Sorry, Sheryl.  With me and Kaletra....


Every day is a winding roll.

tee hee hee

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2007, 12:18:17 PM »
This is the second rightwinger Sheryl Crow attack I've read this morning on a message board (the other one was elsewhere).  I must assume there's an RNC talking point memo floating around today and being faxed to The Borg membership, probably via Drudge.
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2007, 12:20:18 PM »
damn I'm good

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2007, 01:02:06 PM »
     

                        how anal some can be   


That's what got you here in the first place...nothing to do with Ms Crow.        

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2007, 01:34:05 PM »
you all need to expand your sources
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

its really everywhere today. These two lunatics are traveling our country in a bus spreading the good word. Beware or the Warmers. Hey,what if you had public restrooms with TP dispensers that only let you have one square at a time. I personally like in France where they charge you a different price for pee pee or poo poo.

Offline Basquo

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2007, 01:54:24 PM »
These two lunatics

There you go again with the name-calling.

Offline Dachshund

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2007, 01:56:22 PM »
I called Sheryl Crow's office and they said of course there was no way the tp ban could be applied to conservative men...they are way too full of sh*t.

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2007, 01:56:52 PM »
*chuckle*
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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2007, 02:02:04 PM »
I cant help it, anyone who proposes limiting humans to one square of toilet paper a day or per dump is a lunatic. They were also on TV this morning blaming both cold and warm weather and any unusual(whatever that means)weather on Humans. I love em, all weather, cold or warm, rainy or dry is a result of human life. INSANE.
The recent winter gave us a nice break from many of these zipperhead Warmers and the Warming pimps like Al Gore,but give us one day, just one fucking day where the temp is a degree above normal anywhere in the world and they will come out of the woodwork.

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2007, 02:05:41 PM »
You're right they're the lunatics.

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2007, 02:11:28 PM »
I cant help it, anyone who proposes limiting humans to one square of toilet paper a day or per dump is a lunatic. They were also on TV this morning blaming both cold and warm weather and any unusual(whatever that means)weather on Humans. I love em, all weather, cold or warm, rainy or dry is a result of human life. INSANE.
The recent winter gave us a nice break from many of these zipperhead Warmers and the Warming pimps like Al Gore,but give us one day, just one fucking day where the temp is a degree above normal anywhere in the world and they will come out of the woodwork.

My message I think is that the evidence is sufficient that we should move towards the most effective possible steps to reduce carbon loading of the atmosphere.

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2007, 02:43:18 PM »
LMAO....You guys...I'm just wondering where she got this bright idea from? You can't even wipe a baby's ass with one square of tp...I say we all take a shit on her step and see if she can get it up with one square...
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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2007, 02:55:22 PM »
LMAO....You guys...I'm just wondering where she got this bright idea from? You can't even wipe a baby's ass with one square of tp...I say we all take a shit on her step and see if she can get it up with one square...

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2007, 02:58:28 PM »
... is a result of human life. INSANE.

Jack-

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2007, 03:00:37 PM »
the Warming pimps like Al Gore

I'm just wondering why you have to call people names just because you don't agree with them.  Why are you so bitter that you have to belittle people you don't even know?

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2007, 03:06:29 PM »
I am not selling anything. Just google the subject and you will find it on any number of liberal as well as non liberal news sites. I am not counting blogs.
I am really sick about the whole thing. I love Crow(even though she did sleep with the one balled juiced mofo) and Larry Davids show is one of my favorites. How could Larry let his wife go out and make a fool of herself in public? He should be safe cause he is on HBO.
Anyone ever see the episode where Wanda Sykes boyfriend is a rapper called Krazee Eyed Killa? Very funny. Larry tells Krazee "you my caucasian".

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2007, 03:36:51 PM »
Sheryl Crow hates alcoholics.

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2007, 03:40:15 PM »
Sure wont be shaking her hand anytime soon.

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2007, 03:41:46 PM »
Sheryl Crow is responsible for Columbine...I googled it.

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2007, 05:10:49 PM »
I love Crow(even though she did sleep with the one balled juiced mofo)

Jakey,

It's lines like these which deepen Matty the Damned's already crazy lust for you. :-*

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2007, 09:06:32 PM »
Her idiotic remark suggests an obvious course of action.

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2007, 10:11:22 PM »
Maybe Sheryl is hoping bidets will catch on in America.

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2007, 10:20:02 PM »
Maybe Sheryl is hoping bidets will catch on in America.

I doubt it. Can you imagine anything more wicked than wasting water on washing your hiney-hole?

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2007, 10:22:37 PM »
Maybe Sheryl is hoping bidets will catch on in America.
As a European and French I am offended by that remark. Bidets have been part of my life. They was one in my apartment when I lived with my parents in France and it was perfect for plastic ducks and fish. The plastic animals had a great time in the Bidet and you Americans will never know how it feels to be a plastic duck and swim in a Bidet. Shame on you.

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2007, 10:28:12 PM »
Can you imagine anything more wicked than wasting water on washing your hiney-hole?

MtD

Actually bidets probably aren't indulgent enough for Americans. When they have bidets with pure mountain spring water that is delivered to my house in a big plastic bottle by a huge truck, then I might be interested. I'll be able to justify it it by saying I recycle the bottles.

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2007, 10:38:12 PM »
When they have bidets with pure mountain spring water that is delivered to my house in a big plastic bottle by a huge truck, then I might be interested. I'll be able to justify it it by saying I recycle the bottles.

Bah! Matty the Damned will only wash his boy-pussy on a bidet which uses the tears of Tibetan AIDS orphans.

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #40 on: April 24, 2007, 03:20:21 PM »
All this over a bad singer and dirty buttholes. 
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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #41 on: April 24, 2007, 04:48:20 PM »
Give ms Crow some good old fashioned Kaletra and then we will see if she will be singing the one square of t.p. song anymore. LOL

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Re: Cheryl Crow proposes toilet paper limit
« Reply #42 on: April 25, 2007, 05:54:17 AM »
I can't help but wonder if Ms Crowe was doing a Borat on us with the intention of getting people to talk about what steps to reduce global warming are do-able and which are simply ludicrous.

Dunno. I didn't take her comments at face-value, but maybe that's because I'm steeped in the British sense of irony these days. ~shrug~ She sure got people talking!

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