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Author Topic: What does Google think that YOU need?  (Read 4021 times)

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Offline Strayboy74

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What does Google think that YOU need?
« on: April 22, 2007, 10:21:34 PM »
A friend of mine sent me an email (usually I just delete shit like this) and did what it said:

"Go to Google, and in the data field type your name and then "needs" (i.e. "Joseph needs") then press enter...   WHAT do YOU need?

Joseph Needs a Loving Family.

LOL

-joseph

Offline Oceanbeach

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2007, 10:27:19 PM »
Hey Joseph,

I like to google words such as "stupid", "insignifigant" or "jerk" and hit the Ifeel lucky button.  Nine times out of ten, it goes straight to George W. Bush.   ;D  Have the best day
Michael

Offline Strayboy74

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2007, 10:35:02 PM »
I googled stupid and got the following...  which, I don't necessarily think is too stupid.  I especially am fond of the air-freshener in the like.

functional?  Yes
Mildly amusing? Indeed
Stupid?  The jury's out.

http://www.stupid.com/stat/BADH.html

-joseph

Offline Dennis

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2007, 10:35:04 PM »
LOL!!

"Dennis needs a pee break on Flickr - Photo Sharing!"

Offline thunter34

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2007, 10:59:43 PM »
I googled stupid and got the following...  which, I don't necessarily think is too stupid.  I especially am fond of the air-freshener in the like.

functional?  Yes
Mildly amusing? Indeed
Stupid?  The jury's out.

http://www.stupid.com/stat/BADH.html

-joseph

There are about 100 things on there I want right now.
AIDS isn't for sissies.

Offline milker

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2007, 11:02:02 PM »
"<my name> needs" came back with nothing of interest  :-\

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

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Offline Strayboy74

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2007, 11:03:54 PM »
"<my name> needs" came back with nothing of interest  :-\

Milker.

when I did it with your name, I got  "(your name omitted for privacy) needs YOU!"  it was just a bit farther down the page.  LOL

-joseph

Offline Strayboy74

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2007, 11:06:25 PM »
Don't forget the Sushi Air Freshener!  What better way to say "I love you" than with such a gift! LOL!

-joseph

http://www.stupid.com/stat/SAIR.html

Offline thunter34

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2007, 11:07:27 PM »
For the record, Tim needs an IEP.  I know what this is from my social work past- an Essential Life Plan.

Tim needs adults around him that he can trust.

AIDS isn't for sissies.

Offline milker

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2007, 11:10:51 PM »
when I did it with your name, I got  "(your name omitted for privacy) needs YOU!"  it was just a bit farther down the page.  LOL

-joseph
??? ??? ??? I don't see it. But if I need me, how is that good for me LOL

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

Now accepting applications from blowjob ninjas™

Offline Strayboy74

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2007, 11:11:28 PM »
??? ??? ??? I don't see it. But if I need me, how is that good for me LOL

Milker.

I'm certain it would only lead to trouble. LOL

-joseph

Offline puertorico2006

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2007, 11:23:49 PM »
when I did it with your name, I got  "(your name omitted for privacy) needs YOU!"  it was just a bit farther down the page.  LOL

-joseph

Giving out your name to everyone like a 50 cent hoe!!!!!!

Talking to other men?! I see how it is.....Im not good enough for you LMAO :'(
« Last Edit: April 22, 2007, 11:29:13 PM by puertorico2006 »
Infected Probably: may 2005
Diagnosed: 11/2006

11/28/2006 CD4:309 / VL: 1907 No meds yet
12/27/2006 CD4:339/  VL:1649 No meds yet
  4/28/2007 CD4:550/  VL:1800 No meds :-)

Offline Strayboy74

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2007, 11:32:48 PM »
Talking to other men?! I see how it is.....Im not good enough for you LMAO :'(

You Puerto Ricans are too possessive!  LOL

-joseph

Offline fearless

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2007, 11:46:31 PM »
Stephen needs to dump kristen because she really doesn't like him.

Stephen needs a reality check every now and then (yes, even I). well, that's what it said
Be forgiving, be grateful, be optimistic

Offline puertorico2006

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2007, 11:46:55 PM »
hehe yea most of them are....i was just joking though.....

You can tap it also if you want lol...i know how to share  ;D

-Josh
(who is only puerto rican from the waist down  :o)
Infected Probably: may 2005
Diagnosed: 11/2006

11/28/2006 CD4:309 / VL: 1907 No meds yet
12/27/2006 CD4:339/  VL:1649 No meds yet
  4/28/2007 CD4:550/  VL:1800 No meds :-)

Offline Strayboy74

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2007, 11:49:32 PM »
hehe yea most of them are....i was just joking though.....

You can tap it also if you want lol...i know how to share  ;D

-Josh
(who is only puerto rican from the waist down  :o)

LOL

Offline milker

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2007, 11:56:02 PM »
So yeah puertorico and I have had internet sex.

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

Now accepting applications from blowjob ninjas™

Offline puertorico2006

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2007, 11:57:08 PM »
yep...we have videos to prove it....

LOL
Infected Probably: may 2005
Diagnosed: 11/2006

11/28/2006 CD4:309 / VL: 1907 No meds yet
12/27/2006 CD4:339/  VL:1649 No meds yet
  4/28/2007 CD4:550/  VL:1800 No meds :-)

Offline Strayboy74

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2007, 12:00:14 AM »
lovely.

-joseph

Offline Buckmark

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2007, 08:09:45 AM »
Here is what Google thinks I need.  My comments in parenthesis:

Henry needs another month to recover (from what?)
Henry needs another drink (Maker's Mark, please)
Henry needs a new pair of shoes (I just bought a new pair of cowboy boots this weekend)
Henry neews a haircut (Guess I am looking a little scruffy)
Henry needs partner for offense to sizzle (oh yeah  ;D )
Henry needs runners who can score goals (gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!)
Henry needs some help (duh)

Cheers,

Henry
"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:
     One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell.
     The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love."
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Offline PeteNYNJ

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2007, 01:52:17 PM »
This is fun

Most Popular: Pete needs our Prayers (Amen!!)

Other fun ones:
Pete needs more lube (I actually do - used up the last of it this weekend)
Pete needs more rehab (I say no, no, no)
Pete needs our support (please)
Pete needs to work on his foot movements (ok then)

Granted - most of these deal with that hot mess Pete Doherty but are pretty applicable to my life  he he

Offline JohnOso

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2007, 03:26:41 PM »
"John needs operation after hooker bites penis for non-payment."

Hmmmmm.....


www.postchronicle.com/news/strange/article_21212803.shtml


Offline BooBoo

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2007, 04:07:31 PM »
Jim needs a Kidney.

Offline milker

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Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2007, 04:36:40 PM »
"Milker needs 8 cows" (any cow in the forum?)
"milker needs 10 to 15 seconds to attach all four teat cups" (ok good to know)
"every milker needs to take a few seconds and properly align the unit on the udder" (i knew i was too fast)
"she deserves the extra pellets that every 'heavy milker'needs." ( :o)
"Often the milker needs to hold a load" (oh yeah, i know that!  :D :D :D :D)

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

Now accepting applications from blowjob ninjas™

 


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