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Author Topic: I just accidentally killed my cat!  (Read 2206 times)

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Offline aupointillimite

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I just accidentally killed my cat!
« on: April 01, 2007, 02:02:52 AM »






























April Fools!

This is my favorite of the non-holidays.

Tee hee.
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

ImADope

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Re: I just accidentally killed my cat!
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2007, 02:41:36 AM »
If I pay costs may you most kindly ship to Klaatu?  Fresh cat is a rare delicacy in my homeland.

Thanks to you, comrade!

Klaatu

Offline jkinatl2

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Re: I just accidentally killed my cat!
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2007, 02:50:03 AM »
hehe. You are eevil.

"Many people, especially in the gay community, turn to oral sex as a safer alternative in the age of AIDS. And with HIV rates rising, people need to remember that oral sex is safer sex. It's a reasonable alternative."

-Kimberly Page-Shafer, PhD, MPH

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Offline mjmel

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Re: I just accidentally killed my cat!
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2007, 06:13:31 AM »
Got me. I was primed for condolences. Silly wabbit.

P.S. Spell Check accepted spelling of rabbit!  ???

Offline budndallastx

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Re: I just accidentally killed my cat!
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2007, 09:19:19 AM »
I was sitting here brushing my cat and saw your post. 

And to find it being nothing more than a prank.  Good one!

Tom
Meds since: 11/20/2006
Sustiva / Truvada
12/08/2008 VL:<48 CD4 622 (38%)   
9/8/2008 VL:<48 CD4 573 (30%)
5/2008 VL:<48 CD4 464 (30%)
1/2008  VL: <50  CD4 425(28%)
9/2007   VL: <50  CD4 465 (27%)
6/2007   VL: <50   CD4 443 (26%)
3/2007  VL: <50   CD4 385 (25%)
12/2006 - VL: <50   CD4: 384 (25%)
11/2006 - VL:  22K  CD4: 208 (18%)

Offline Christine

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Re: I just accidentally killed my cat!
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2007, 12:52:58 PM »
Damn you...damn you... :)

Christine
Poz since '93. Currently on Procrit, Azithromax, Pentamidine, Valcyte, Levothyroxine, Zoloft, Epzicom, Prezista, Viread, Norvir, and GS-9137 study drug. As needed: Trazodone, Atavan, Diflucan, Zofran, Hydrocodone, Octreotide

5/30/07 t-cells 9; vl 275,000

Offline thunter34

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Re: I just accidentally killed my cat!
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2007, 01:00:23 PM »
If I pay costs may you most kindly ship to Klaatu?  Fresh cat is a rare delicacy in my homeland.

Thanks to you, comrade!

Klaatu

I think Bucko might have dibs. 
AIDS isn't for sissies.

Offline aupointillimite

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Re: I just accidentally killed my cat!
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2007, 01:11:35 PM »
Just wait until I get to work.

"Oh, you're not on the schedule.  You can go home."

Wait for the happy look on their faces... and then "April Fool!"

Ha ha ha ha!

When I worked in a coffee place, I used to tell people that their credit cards were declined or that the bill they handed me was counterfeit.

My personal best was in 2003... I told my friend that some guy she'd slept with had herpes.  She lost her shit... and I laughed so very hard.

God, I love this day.
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

 


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