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Author Topic: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"  (Read 11927 times)

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Offline thunter34

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #50 on: March 30, 2007, 11:27:22 AM »
Clearly, you're not slutty enough.

I am!  I am!  I swear I am slutty enough!  That's the amazing part. 
AIDS isn't for sissies.

Offline milker

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #51 on: March 30, 2007, 11:27:55 AM »
I had crabs and they were apparently very calm because I didn't notice until I got the email from that guy "Thanks for the gift, dumbass". Looking down I finally saw a colony of inhabitants that I never suspected. Nice neighbors, didn't bother me at all. I tried the topical lotion, but all I got was a revolt, my crotch got on fire, and I decided to shave. After I shaved it looked so ridiculous that I was wondering if there were crotch toupets that I could use temporarily  ;D ;D ;D ;D I'm with aupoint about the itching during the growing back.... not pleasant, not pleasant!

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Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #52 on: March 30, 2007, 12:08:14 PM »
I had crabs once and didn't even have any fun getting them! It was during my college years and we had a party with several people who stayed overnight. A friend of my roommate slept in my bed with me rather then being on the floor. No sex, just sleep. Well he left several tiny thank you gifts. I was really pissed off at the time.


"Now many of you may know that Sheena Easton has a pet lobster from her hit song "The Lobster in Me" but what you may not know is that Sheena also has crabs!" ;D  - Julie Brown
« Last Edit: March 30, 2007, 12:34:20 PM by GSOgymrat »

Offline antibody

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #53 on: March 30, 2007, 12:46:43 PM »
i mistook you for a bottom. my bad  :P
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #54 on: March 30, 2007, 03:43:56 PM »
i mistook you for a bottom. my bad  :P

Variety is the spice of life.
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

Offline puertorico2006

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #55 on: March 30, 2007, 03:49:10 PM »
so did you go to the doctor to get the tube you like so much shoved up your 8=======D ????lol
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #56 on: March 30, 2007, 04:11:51 PM »
After I shaved it looked so ridiculous that I was wondering if there were crotch toupets that I could use temporarily

Such a product is available. It's known as a "merkin".

MtD

Offline Moffie65

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #57 on: March 30, 2007, 05:00:53 PM »
Oh hell, I completely forgot about crabs, because with my hairy body, they don't even have to be within the same neighborhood to find my ass.  Yeeech,  A 200 was just part of my shower ritual. 

Oh the days of whoredom.  All I can say is that it was fun, even with the crotch troope.

Love,
The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals,
and 362 to heterosexuals.
This doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals,
It's just that they need more supervision.
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Offline milker

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #58 on: March 30, 2007, 05:41:08 PM »
After I shaved it looked so ridiculous that I was wondering if there were crotch toupets that I could use temporarily

Such a product is available. It's known as a "merkin".

MtD

Oh yeah.. i'd look FANTASTIC with this !!

mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #59 on: March 30, 2007, 05:51:50 PM »
Oh yeah.. i'd look FANTASTIC with this !!

Every little bit helps, dear. ;)

MtD

Offline tigger2376

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #60 on: March 30, 2007, 08:07:41 PM »
Yes thats a merkin...but was designed for ladies after their hair fell out after the liberal applicationof arsenic powder to make those regions seem paler!, maybe we should call that specific specimen a milker? ;D
And doesn't match your...eyes from what you've said matt
xxxx



And that infection is spelled, oh shit, antibiotics andthrush again! ;D
« Last Edit: March 30, 2007, 08:10:29 PM by tigger2376 »
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Offline milker

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #61 on: March 30, 2007, 11:36:47 PM »
Yes thats a merkin...but was designed for ladies after their hair fell out after the liberal applicationof arsenic powder to make those regions seem paler!, maybe we should call that specific specimen a milker? ;D
And doesn't match your...eyes from what you've said matt
xxxx



And that infection is spelled, oh shit, antibiotics andthrush again! ;D

Welll I was hoping for one made by Matty the Damned. The ones made by Aupoint have been recalled.

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

Now accepting applications from blowjob ninjas™

Offline aupointillimite

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #62 on: March 30, 2007, 11:46:40 PM »
Buy a Benj Merkin.

Guaranteed to warm your public region on cold winter nights.

Only $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

And the crabs are free!
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

Offline Dachshund

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #63 on: March 30, 2007, 11:50:13 PM »
Buy a Benj Merkin.

Guaranteed to warm your public region on cold winter nights.

Only $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

And the crabs are free!


Only $19.95...are you jerkin my merkin?

Offline aupointillimite

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #64 on: March 30, 2007, 11:53:20 PM »

Only $19.95...are you jerkin my merkin?

You know you just gave me a new song title, right?

Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

Offline bear60

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #65 on: March 31, 2007, 11:35:14 AM »
I suppose by now you have seen a doctor.....?
Anyway, symptoms ,as we all know, often mean shit.  Unless you have the pussy greeish discharge along with the painful urination....it may not be the clap.  I have had both the clap...and a non-specific urinary tract infection.  Althouh they kind of feel the same they aren't the same. Still need anti biotics tho I guess, but also need a doc.
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #66 on: March 31, 2007, 03:13:28 PM »
I just took the zithromax... and I feel somewhat icky.

Up next... one Cipro, and this will all be a hilarious memory in the mists of time.
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

Offline Dachshund

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #67 on: March 31, 2007, 03:18:52 PM »
....but like an unholy divining rod your penis will certainly lead you back to the murky shores of Lake Clap.

Offline aupointillimite

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #68 on: March 31, 2007, 03:20:04 PM »
....but like an unholy divining rod your penis will certainly lead you back to the murky shores of Lake Clap.

I do find myself drawn to those unknown spots on the map that are marked as only, "Here there be VD."
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

Offline mjmel

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #69 on: March 31, 2007, 03:59:42 PM »
crotch toupets! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Offline aupointillimite

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #70 on: March 31, 2007, 05:02:48 PM »
Oh... can I just say that it's really annoying to go out and get sort of hit on by some hot trade... not one but two... and I can't hit it because of the Happy Fluffy Super Fun Bug.

It's like they can smell the fact I can't, in good conscience, do anything... so they throw out the possibility of pipe dream dick.

Stupid, stupid Happy Fluffy Super Fun Bug.
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

Offline Dachshund

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #71 on: April 01, 2007, 09:10:24 AM »

I hope you didn't mention this during your recent interview. ;)



Offline northernguy

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #72 on: April 01, 2007, 02:01:34 PM »
NSU?  Non specific urethitis?  That sounds pussy and very un-punk rock...

Yep, I've had NSU too.  All I could think of was looking down at the one-eyed snake and saying " I'm not sure I'm understanding you, could you be more specific"  ;)

BTW this thread has totally turned me off sexual contact of any kind.
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