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Offline aupointillimite

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How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« on: March 29, 2007, 08:36:13 PM »
Because I think I have it.  For real.

The burning.  The buuuuuuuuuuurning!

I'm gonna be the first kid on my block to collect every STD ever.

I can now say "yearning... followed by burning when you make pee-pee" and mean it.

Perhaps an appointment at the Free Clinic would be in order.  I am making one tomorrow. 

A curable STD.  What a novel concept.
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Offline Dachshund

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2007, 08:39:54 PM »
Because I think I have it.  For real.

The burning.  The buuuuuuuuuuurning!

I'm gonna be the first kid on my block to collect every STD ever.

I can now say "yearning... followed by burning when you make pee-pee" and mean it.

Perhaps an appointment at the Free Clinic would be in order.  I am making one tomorrow. 

A curable STD.  What a novel concept.


I hope you didn't mention this during your recent interview. ;)

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2007, 08:41:04 PM »
Gonorrhoea, darling.

And remember you could also have everyone's favourite chlamydia. Or both!

MtD
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2007, 08:41:26 PM »

I hope you didn't mention this during your recent interview. ;)

Oh, I did.

Repeatedly.

I said my cock felt like a Coney Island Red Hot when I take a piss.   :D
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2007, 08:41:53 PM »
Ouch.  Me too.  I let Millker milk me the other day, and I can't stop the burning.  I have been pissing fire and brimstone ever since. 
diagnosed on 11/20/06 viral load 23,000  cd4 97    8%
01/04/07 six weeks after diagnosis vl 53,000 cd4 cd4 70    6%
Began sustiva truvada 01/04/07
newest labs  drawn on 01/15/07  vl 1,100    cd4 119    7%
Drawn 02/10/07
cd4=160 viral load= 131 percentage= 8%
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2007, 08:42:44 PM »
Gonorrhoea, darling.

And remember you could also have everyone's favourite chlamydia. Or both!

MtD
(Who has had the lot more than once)

I don't need your crazy Australian spellings!   :D

Both would be awesome, though.

Two birds.  One stone.

Benj
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2007, 08:45:04 PM »

A curable STD.  What a novel concept.

Really.  How Junior Varsity it all seems by comparison.  

Circle, circle...dot, dot....


EDITED TO SAY:  Benj has cooties.
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2007, 08:47:44 PM »
My personal fave (outside of syphilis) was having ano-rectal gonorrhoea.

Oh how we laughed!

MtD

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2007, 08:53:27 PM »
How do you know it is gonorrhea ? Have you had it before?

Actually I have only had the aids and the crabs.

rob
diagnosed on 11/20/06 viral load 23,000  cd4 97    8%
01/04/07 six weeks after diagnosis vl 53,000 cd4 cd4 70    6%
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2007, 08:54:33 PM »
How do you know it is gonorrhea ? Have you had it before?

Actually I have only had the aids and the crabs.

rob


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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2007, 08:55:30 PM »
How do you know it is gonorrhea ?

Benj has all the proper symptoms.

Yes.

I'm now gonna tell everyone that I have a Punk Rock Cock.

Because I do.
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2007, 08:56:53 PM »
Really.  How Junior Varsity it all seems by comparison. 

Circle, circle...dot, dot....


EDITED TO SAY:  Benj has cooties.

I just talked to my friend Jennie.

She has herpes.

Her husband has herpes.

I have HIV.  And now the clap.

So... we're gonna write a song about STDs for our band.  It'll probably be called, "I'm In It For The Dicks."
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2007, 08:57:38 PM »
Do you have filthy green puss coming out of your piss slit so much that your underwear adheres to your cock head? 

Been there, done that.  And what was worse is I got it by being a TOP... oh, the agony.  But hey, at least I caught mine from a famous porn star in the late 90's.  VERY Studio 54 of me.
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2007, 09:01:27 PM »
Do you have filthy green puss coming out of your piss slit so much that your underwear adheres to your cock head? 

Been there, done that.  And what was worse is I got it by being a TOP... oh, the agony.  But hey, at least I caught mine from a famous porn star in the late 90's.  VERY Studio 54 of me.

I'm not at that point yet.

But my piss feels like it's made of lava.  I'm calling my genitals Mount Etna until this is over.
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2007, 09:01:45 PM »
Ouch.  Me too.  I let Millker milk me the other day, and I can't stop the burning.  I have been pissing fire and brimstone ever since. 

Milker doesn't have bozorea. Milker enjoys pissing so far.

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mid-jan: seroconversion
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may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
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jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2007, 09:02:08 PM »
wait until your dick sticks to your underwear from the sticky discharge.   oooh  so fun,
notthatiwouldknowaboutthat

good times.

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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2007, 09:03:48 PM »
Hey Benji,

You've gotta get the test done to know for sure. As the other mansluts have pointed out, symptomatic gono usually has a lucious creamy pus discharge. Chlamydia is more famous for it's clear watery ooze.

You never know, you may just have plain old vanilla NSU. :-*

MtD

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2007, 09:08:00 PM »
I'm not at that point yet.

But my piss feels like it's made of lava.  I'm calling my genitals Mount Etna until this is over.


You won't be laughing tomorrow young lady when they are jabbing your pee-hole with a rough government issued cotton swab.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2007, 09:10:39 PM by Dachshund »

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2007, 09:09:18 PM »
Hey Benji,

You've gotta get the test done to know for sure. As the other mansluts have pointed out, symptomatic gono usually has a lucious creamy pus discharge. Chlamydia is more famous for it's clear watery ooze.

You never know, you may just have plain old vanilla NSU. :-*

NSU?  Non specific urethitis?  That sounds pussy and very un-punk rock.

If I don't have the clap, I'll be very disappointed.

This means I'll need to go out and get it to have that notch in my belt.
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2007, 09:10:41 PM »

You won't be laughing tomorrow young lady when they are jabbing your pee-hole with a rough goverment issued cotton swab.

Been there.  Done that.

All that went through my head was Diane Keaton from Annie Hall saying, "Lah dee dah... lah dee dah."  Then I sort of laughed, and the doctor asked me what I thought was so funny.  I think I muttered something about "PoMo medical absurdity."

It felt appropriate.
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2007, 09:14:46 PM »
My personal fave (outside of syphilis) was having ano-rectal gonorrhoea.

Oh how we laughed!

MtD

As a good little bottom, I've only ever had it up my butt and/or down my throat. Icky stuff.

The word, gonnorhoea, comes from the greek; gonos 'offspring/seed', rhoia 'a flow'   ;D
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2007, 09:21:10 PM »
I told my doctor when I first started seeing him to test me for everything, each and every office visit. He doesn't even test for gonnorrhea and stuff anymore, except in routine bloodwork. If I come in and tell him I might have been exposed, I get the requisite drugs jammed in my ass, no questions and no Q-Tips.

Jonathan
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Offline Dachshund

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2007, 09:23:33 PM »
I told my doctor when I first started seeing him to test me for everything, each and every office visit. He doesn't even test for gonnorrhea and stuff anymore, except in routine bloodwork. If I come in and tell him I might have been exposed, I get the requisite drugs jammed in my ass, no questions and no Q-Tips.

Jonathan
(who is way more skanky than he appears online. Its the quiet ones)




Damn, he doesn't even have the common courtesy to give you a reach-around.

Offline aupointillimite

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2007, 09:25:52 PM »
Man, you guys rock.

If I was, conceivably, feeling bad about this (which I'm not... I find this to be more hilarious than anything else), I'd feel like I was in much better company now.

As it is, you've only helped me laugh even more about this than I have over the past couple of days.

Which is awesome. 

Never say I don't have a healthily twisted outlook on the potential fun that is VD.

Watch this.  And learn something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKi5kv7MwPg
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2007, 09:26:20 PM »
These days in Oz, the "swab-down-your-peeny" days are behind us. We get to wee in a jar. You still get swabbed in the throat and up the pooper though.

MtD
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2007, 09:28:35 PM »
As a good little bottom, I've only ever had it up my butt and/or down my throat. Icky stuff.

The word, gonnorhoea, comes from the greek; gonos 'offspring/seed', rhoia 'a flow'   ;D


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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2007, 09:32:51 PM »
Don't wait too long dear, you would hate to have to remove your Aiden Shaws with a paint scraper.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2007, 09:35:59 PM by Dachshund »

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2007, 09:34:32 PM »
o noes!  NOT THE SHAWS!!!
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2007, 09:35:56 PM »
If I got clap drip on Aiden Shaw's underroos...

Wow.

I might possibly be the coolest person ev-ar.
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2007, 09:36:07 PM »
this thread brings back painful memories of the past....

(more than one painful memory)
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12/27/2006 CD4:339/  VL:1649 No meds yet
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2007, 09:48:01 PM »
You people are FUCKING TWISTED!



I KNEW i felt at home!
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2007, 10:10:07 PM »
Sigh .. the clap .. !

A couple of Cipro's and you'll be good to go ..

Where was that condom young man !


BTW, and how did you catch it ?  Probably a dirty toilet seat.  See those public restrooms are dangerous.
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9/2007   VL: <50  CD4 465 (27%)
6/2007   VL: <50   CD4 443 (26%)
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2007, 10:11:15 PM »
Sigh .. the clap .. !

A couple of Cipro's and you'll be good to go ..

Where was that condom young man !


BTW, and how did you catch it ?  Probably a dirty toilet seat.  See those public restrooms are dangerous.


I got it from God.

It was an immaculate infection.
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2007, 10:12:24 PM »
Told you God doesnt like you.  And this PROVES it!!!
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2007, 10:14:25 PM »
I got it from God.

It was an immaculate infection.

Thank GOD you have Gonorrhea! You can add yourself to the http://www.thankgodi.com/ list!!!

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2007, 10:15:54 PM »
Quote
I got it from God.

It was an immaculate infection.


Great .. another religion is born ..

Benjie has started his own cult .. "Our Lady of the Clap..."

Clap On .. Clap Off ..
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9/2007   VL: <50  CD4 465 (27%)
6/2007   VL: <50   CD4 443 (26%)
3/2007  VL: <50   CD4 385 (25%)
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #36 on: March 29, 2007, 10:17:02 PM »
Told you God doesnt like you.  And this PROVES it!!!

When I was 18 and lived considerably closer to DC than I do now, my friends and I (for lack of anything better to do) would go up there for pride rallies to make fun of people, art museums to make fun of people, or the Fourth of July to make fun of people.

There were always scads and oodles of crazy Christians handing out pamphlets.

Crazy Christian: Would you like a pamphlet?

Me: No, thank you.  I don't trust any religion that can be explained in less than
two hundred words.  And besides... God doesn't love me.

CC: If you read this, you'll learn that He does.

Me: No, He doesn't.  I got a call from Him last night.  It's totally over.
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #37 on: March 29, 2007, 11:00:33 PM »
this thread brings back painful memories of the past....

(more than one painful memory)

Like Bill Clinton, I feel your pain.

Acutely.
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #38 on: March 29, 2007, 11:02:26 PM »
You ladies are soooooo crazy.. I feel like I am not slutty enough to even participate in this thread because I only have AIDS...

AL

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #39 on: March 29, 2007, 11:03:22 PM »
You ladies are soooooo crazy.. I feel like I am not slutty enough to even participate in this thread because I only have AIDS...

AL

(who always feels like an outsider and can not compete with the other sluts)

I like to think I transcend sluttiness and arrive at something called "cuteness."

It's my only hope.
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2007, 12:03:22 AM »
I got a phone call this afternoon around 2:30, just as I was about to get in the shower. It went something like this:

Bucko looks at his phone, sees Benj's name on the Caller ID. Running water for shower in background

Bucko: Hola, darling. I'm almost in the shower. What's new?
Benj: You'd know this you old whore. How does it feel when you get the clap? Does it burn when you pee AND when you cum?
Bo: Yeah, it hurts for both...any gooey discharge yet?
Bj: Not yet, but it really hurts to pee...and cumming was excruciating!
Bj & Bo laugh uproariously
Bo: You got something, babe. get ready for the Q-Tip. <shudders>
Bj: Oh that doesn't bother me so much, do you think...
Bo: Hate to cut you off, babe, but I gotta run in the shower. Love ya-
Bj: OK...bye!

Bucko turns up music on computer, climbs in shower, laughs uncontrollably again

FADE TO BLACK

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2007, 10:23:29 AM »

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #42 on: March 30, 2007, 10:26:21 AM »
It was the best burning while peeing phone conversation ever.
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #43 on: March 30, 2007, 10:37:15 AM »
Thank the good Lord you all are here; you bring a smile to my face every time. 

Benj,  Just wait till you get syphilis in your right eye.......   Yes it was a good weekend, back about 22 years ago, and yes he was worth every bit of it.  I nearly went blind from that little escapade.

You'll do fine young man!

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #44 on: March 30, 2007, 10:39:20 AM »
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #45 on: March 30, 2007, 10:58:24 AM »
You ladies are soooooo crazy.. I feel like I am not slutty enough to even participate in this thread because I only have AIDS...

Only AIDS, what a lightweight :D

My personal favourite is crabs.  Its like having an STD and new pets.  Here crabbie crabbie...
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #46 on: March 30, 2007, 11:01:49 AM »
"My personal favourite is crabs.  Its like having an STD and new pets.  Here crabbie crabbie..."

Maybe this should be moved to the "Am I Infested" forum.........

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #47 on: March 30, 2007, 11:06:10 AM »
Only AIDS, what a lightweight :D

My personal favourite is crabs.  Its like having an STD and new pets.  Here crabbie crabbie...

I had crabs a couple years ago.

That was fun.

I gave them all cute little names.

Like Hitler, Feltch, Cumquat, Rapeseed, and Mr. Peanut.  I also named one Glenn Danzig.

My boyfriend and I decided to forgo the "nitpicking" and opted to shave our entire bodies from our chests to our knees.

The itching that ensued within three days made the crabs seem like a glorious Utopian dream.


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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #48 on: March 30, 2007, 11:14:47 AM »
I had crabs a couple years ago.

That was fun.

I gave them all cute little names.

Like Hitler, Feltch, Cumquat, Rapeseed, and Mr. Peanut.  I also named one Glenn Danzig.

My boyfriend and I decided to forgo the "nitpicking" and opted to shave our entire bodies from our chests to our knees.

The itching that ensued within three days made the crabs seem like a glorious Utopian dream.


I'm rather amazed that I have never had crotch critters yet.  AIDS and syph, but nothing else.
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #49 on: March 30, 2007, 11:18:29 AM »
I'm rather amazed that I have never had crotch critters yet.  AIDS and syph, but nothing else.

Clearly, you're not slutty enough.
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #50 on: March 30, 2007, 11:27:22 AM »
Clearly, you're not slutty enough.

I am!  I am!  I swear I am slutty enough!  That's the amazing part. 
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« Reply #51 on: March 30, 2007, 11:27:55 AM »
I had crabs and they were apparently very calm because I didn't notice until I got the email from that guy "Thanks for the gift, dumbass". Looking down I finally saw a colony of inhabitants that I never suspected. Nice neighbors, didn't bother me at all. I tried the topical lotion, but all I got was a revolt, my crotch got on fire, and I decided to shave. After I shaved it looked so ridiculous that I was wondering if there were crotch toupets that I could use temporarily  ;D ;D ;D ;D I'm with aupoint about the itching during the growing back.... not pleasant, not pleasant!

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #52 on: March 30, 2007, 12:08:14 PM »
I had crabs once and didn't even have any fun getting them! It was during my college years and we had a party with several people who stayed overnight. A friend of my roommate slept in my bed with me rather then being on the floor. No sex, just sleep. Well he left several tiny thank you gifts. I was really pissed off at the time.


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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #53 on: March 30, 2007, 12:46:43 PM »
i mistook you for a bottom. my bad  :P
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #54 on: March 30, 2007, 03:43:56 PM »
i mistook you for a bottom. my bad  :P

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #55 on: March 30, 2007, 03:49:10 PM »
so did you go to the doctor to get the tube you like so much shoved up your 8=======D ????lol
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #56 on: March 30, 2007, 04:11:51 PM »
After I shaved it looked so ridiculous that I was wondering if there were crotch toupets that I could use temporarily

Such a product is available. It's known as a "merkin".

MtD

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #57 on: March 30, 2007, 05:00:53 PM »
Oh hell, I completely forgot about crabs, because with my hairy body, they don't even have to be within the same neighborhood to find my ass.  Yeeech,  A 200 was just part of my shower ritual. 

Oh the days of whoredom.  All I can say is that it was fun, even with the crotch troope.

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #58 on: March 30, 2007, 05:41:08 PM »
After I shaved it looked so ridiculous that I was wondering if there were crotch toupets that I could use temporarily

Such a product is available. It's known as a "merkin".

MtD

Oh yeah.. i'd look FANTASTIC with this !!

mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #59 on: March 30, 2007, 05:51:50 PM »
Oh yeah.. i'd look FANTASTIC with this !!

Every little bit helps, dear. ;)

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #60 on: March 30, 2007, 08:07:41 PM »
Yes thats a merkin...but was designed for ladies after their hair fell out after the liberal applicationof arsenic powder to make those regions seem paler!, maybe we should call that specific specimen a milker? ;D
And doesn't match your...eyes from what you've said matt
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« Reply #61 on: March 30, 2007, 11:36:47 PM »
Yes thats a merkin...but was designed for ladies after their hair fell out after the liberal applicationof arsenic powder to make those regions seem paler!, maybe we should call that specific specimen a milker? ;D
And doesn't match your...eyes from what you've said matt
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And that infection is spelled, oh shit, antibiotics andthrush again! ;D

Welll I was hoping for one made by Matty the Damned. The ones made by Aupoint have been recalled.

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jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #62 on: March 30, 2007, 11:46:40 PM »
Buy a Benj Merkin.

Guaranteed to warm your public region on cold winter nights.

Only $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

And the crabs are free!
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #63 on: March 30, 2007, 11:50:13 PM »
Buy a Benj Merkin.

Guaranteed to warm your public region on cold winter nights.

Only $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

And the crabs are free!


Only $19.95...are you jerkin my merkin?

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« Reply #64 on: March 30, 2007, 11:53:20 PM »

Only $19.95...are you jerkin my merkin?

You know you just gave me a new song title, right?

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #65 on: March 31, 2007, 11:35:14 AM »
I suppose by now you have seen a doctor.....?
Anyway, symptoms ,as we all know, often mean shit.  Unless you have the pussy greeish discharge along with the painful urination....it may not be the clap.  I have had both the clap...and a non-specific urinary tract infection.  Althouh they kind of feel the same they aren't the same. Still need anti biotics tho I guess, but also need a doc.
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #66 on: March 31, 2007, 03:13:28 PM »
I just took the zithromax... and I feel somewhat icky.

Up next... one Cipro, and this will all be a hilarious memory in the mists of time.
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #67 on: March 31, 2007, 03:18:52 PM »
....but like an unholy divining rod your penis will certainly lead you back to the murky shores of Lake Clap.

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #68 on: March 31, 2007, 03:20:04 PM »
....but like an unholy divining rod your penis will certainly lead you back to the murky shores of Lake Clap.

I do find myself drawn to those unknown spots on the map that are marked as only, "Here there be VD."
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #69 on: March 31, 2007, 03:59:42 PM »
crotch toupets! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #70 on: March 31, 2007, 05:02:48 PM »
Oh... can I just say that it's really annoying to go out and get sort of hit on by some hot trade... not one but two... and I can't hit it because of the Happy Fluffy Super Fun Bug.

It's like they can smell the fact I can't, in good conscience, do anything... so they throw out the possibility of pipe dream dick.

Stupid, stupid Happy Fluffy Super Fun Bug.
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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #71 on: April 01, 2007, 09:10:24 AM »

I hope you didn't mention this during your recent interview. ;)



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Re: How do you spell "gonorrhea?"
« Reply #72 on: April 01, 2007, 02:01:34 PM »
NSU?  Non specific urethitis?  That sounds pussy and very un-punk rock...

Yep, I've had NSU too.  All I could think of was looking down at the one-eyed snake and saying " I'm not sure I'm understanding you, could you be more specific"  ;)

BTW this thread has totally turned me off sexual contact of any kind.
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