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Offline Ihavehope

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What's your name?
« on: March 24, 2007, 06:07:13 PM »
I introduced myself to my new neighbor today and I asked her what her name was and she told me Aidsa. I asked to repeat her name twice and she told me it's pronounced "ayeedsa" but written like the disease Aids then you add a at the end. I wanted to laugh but then she made a dumb remark "I don't think my mother knew my name would later on be associated with the deadly disease AIDS".

Any wierd names of people you have recently met?
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2007, 06:17:37 PM »
I can't put any of the awesome names I hear at my job, because of HIPAA. 

But I will say I am sick to death of white people giving their kids last names as first names. 
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Offline bear60

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2007, 06:27:33 PM »
Anything with a hyphen....................like Daphne Chronun-Feldsman
« Last Edit: March 25, 2007, 12:37:18 PM by bear60 »
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Offline Just John

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2007, 09:01:29 PM »
We used to have a local vet by the name of Peter Nutt, and believe it or not--he was married to Hazel.
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Offline tigger2376

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2007, 09:04:57 PM »
My mum wanted to call me Zan or Delta
guess I got off lightly with Johanna-Leigh! (sorry Bear, not my fault! ;D)

There was a girl at school called Marina Hooker, and a boy called Keith Fairy
I know i'm going to enjoy the party in the afterlife, but do you all mind that I'm going to be VERY late!!!

Offline aupointillimite

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2007, 09:06:45 PM »
My mum wanted to call me Zan or Delta
guess I got off lightly with Johanna-Leigh! (sorry Bear, not my fault! ;D)

There was a girl at school called Marina Hooker, and a boy called Keith Fairy

My father wanted to name me Jan (the Polish form of John) after one of his grandfathers.

Thank God they named me after his Jewish one.
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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2007, 09:15:00 PM »
My real name sounds like a very common freshener brand when pronounced by Americans. Makes them laugh.

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Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2007, 10:15:21 PM »
I have heard plenty of names that sound made up or would have to learn how to spell....like Shaniqua or some mess.
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Offline Ihavehope

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2007, 10:20:41 PM »
I have heard plenty of names that sound made up or would have to learn how to spell....like Shaniqua or some mess.

I love that name of Shaniqua, it's so innovative and African, but not every girl can pull it off. I met this girl at school and her name was Champagne Sparkles, lolz, me and her were cool and we use to kee-kee (gossip) alot and hang out. She was a heavy set girl and proud of it, at age 11 her breast were a C cup and the teacher was envious of her. I miss her.
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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2007, 10:34:44 PM »
IHave, if you know what is a C-cup then you're wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy gayer than I am LOL

Milker (who has no clue what size a C-cup is)
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
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Offline Ihavehope

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2007, 10:41:58 PM »
IHave, if you know what is a C-cup then you're wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy gayer than I am LOL

Milker (who has no clue what size a C-cup is)

Oh Milky,

Have you ever touched girl boobies or had girlfriends or sistas?

Boobies are wayyyyy hot, love touching them and playing with em..tee hee....
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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2007, 10:50:17 PM »
I already said in another post that i'm scared of boobs  :o :o
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mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
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Offline thunter34

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2007, 11:18:09 PM »
When I was a teenager, I worked in a grocery store. 

One of my managers was a man named (I kid you not):   Richard Liche  (pronounced "Lick")
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Offline thunter34

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2007, 11:21:55 PM »
And I went to school with a girl named Amber Talent.

How's THAT for a drag name?


And one in high school named Sommer Schaur.
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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2007, 11:33:53 PM »
Hi,

My name is Milker and I'd like to know more about your relationships with your friends.

Dude,

no wonder u like ass LOL

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

Now accepting applications from blowjob ninjas™

Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2007, 11:46:58 AM »
One of the worst names I have heard of was a boy in my neighborhood named Laprecious. Talk about setting your kid up to be teased... just awful. :P

Offline Dachshund

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2007, 11:53:52 AM »
My one and only girlfriend's name was April Schauer.

Offline budndallastx

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2007, 12:12:35 PM »
There are two names that stand out ..

In Elementary school, a girl named Elizabeth Ditch but everyone called her Bitty Ditch.

In high school there was a guy named Royce with his sisters Mercedes and Porsche.

There should be laws restricting the names parents give their children because they could be scarred for life.
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Offline allopathicholistic

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2007, 12:36:24 PM »
When I worked on Wall Street, one of the girls in payroll was named Precious Huggins. Gosh I hope she doesn't see this post

There was a kid named William Williams in high school

Offline bear60

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2007, 12:39:04 PM »
The doctor  who gave me the best prostate massage in the world was named Dr Love.
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Offline Kellyk

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2007, 12:52:50 PM »
A friends wife is named nazia (pronounced like nausea) - I just couldn't call her that..   I'd call her naz.


eeww

Offline milker

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2007, 12:56:53 PM »
I had a customer called Mr Horse.

I had to ask my colleague to take the call because when the agent said "Horse is on the phone" I started laughing uncontrollably.

But I know a Phuoc Hu too (seriously).

Milker.
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

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Offline maddie

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2007, 12:59:55 PM »
Well we run a business and this guy rang up and wanted a job doing and I said whats your name and address he said I cant tell you I said how the heck are we suppose to know you after a while he said his John Cock . I thought this guy has suffered all his given say 35yrs hating his name he should do his self a favour and change it.
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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2007, 01:05:12 PM »
 
Thought I would put a little smile on your faces.

The Specimen
This is what we have to look forward to??
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam
 The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened?  The man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.  We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees,  but still nothing.  The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."

 
 

 

 

 
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Offline JeffInNYC

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2007, 01:17:39 PM »
The doctor  who gave me the best prostate massage in the world was named Dr Love.

did u go back for a second opinion?   ;D

Offline bear60

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2007, 01:37:36 PM »
Dr Love was the student physician at UNC....and boy was he in 7th heaven.  He had to give physical exams to all the football players and he told me that some of them actually passed out when he gave them a prostate massage to "collect a sample" of fluid.
I guess I should be flattered that he chose me to give a protate massage.
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2007, 01:38:27 PM »
It's nice having a Slavic last name.

No one could make fun of it until middle school, when I was stuck with the moniker "Jabberwocky."

Which is cool, because that poem is pretty sweet.

But in 9th grade, my Geometry teacher started calling me, "Jabber-too-much-ski."

There are still kids from high school who call me that.

Benj

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2007, 01:51:03 PM »
I once got a hostess at a very busy restaurant to page "Mike Hunt" over the intercom. Since he didn't answer she kept repeating his name louder and louder as only a teen age girl can do...she seemed perplexed by the laughter.

Offline aupointillimite

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2007, 01:53:10 PM »
We used to write, "Heywood Jablome" in our school textbooks.
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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2007, 03:34:23 PM »
I had a client in Cambridge named Hans Peterfister. We giggled about it, but never to his face, poor thing. He was so earnest.

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Offline thunter34

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2007, 03:43:46 PM »
Dr Love was the student physician at UNC....and boy was he in 7th heaven.  He had to give physical exams to all the football players and he told me that some of them actually passed out when he gave them a prostate massage to "collect a sample" of fluid.
I guess I should be flattered that he chose me to give a protate massage.

Where is this doctor now, btw? 
AIDS isn't for sissies.

Offline aupointillimite

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2007, 03:45:51 PM »
In a phone book, I saw a physician's ad for a Dr. Pepper.

I giggled.
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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2007, 04:39:53 PM »
Quote from: bear60 on Today at 12:37:36 PM
Dr Love was the student physician at UNC....and boy was he in 7th heaven.  He had to give physical exams to all the football players and he told me that some of them actually passed out when he gave them a prostate massage to "collect a sample" of fluid.
I guess I should be flattered that he chose me to give a protate massage.


Where is this doctor now, btw?
.....................................................
well, Tim, I met him in 1967 and again in 1971.....I think I got the prostate massage treatment both times ...lol.  His standard practice for a physical.  Alas, my guess is that he has probably passed away by now since he was fairly old back then.
It was sort of like going to a tailor and getting your inseam measured only to find his hands on your dick.  Which happened to me as well.
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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2007, 04:58:11 PM »
When I lived further west than I do now, there was a dentist in town called Tony Tickle.

Matty the Damned shits you not.

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #34 on: March 25, 2007, 05:01:26 PM »
When I lived further west than I do now, there was a dentist in town called Tony Tickle. quote Matty
...........................
Did he tickle your tonsils Matty?
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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #35 on: March 25, 2007, 05:11:26 PM »
Did he tickle your tonsils Matty?

No, but he gave a mean blow-job. ;)

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2007, 05:36:55 PM »
There used to be a Nascar driver by the name of Dick Trickle. I have a neighbor and her first name is Dimple. I once worked with a woman and her name was Vasaline Love.

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2007, 07:30:53 PM »
Evidently, to find out your own pornstar name, you use the name of your first pet, and where you live....
Mine's Twist London, or Twist Barnet...far too 'real' sounding! ;D
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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2007, 07:33:07 PM »
Evidently, to find out your own pornstar name, you use the name of your first pet, and where you live....

"The Cat Paris".. hmm I'm not sure I'd buy that video  :D :D :D :D :D :D
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

Now accepting applications from blowjob ninjas™

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #39 on: March 26, 2007, 01:36:57 PM »
I just made a friend with an asian girl whose name is Mem.  Also, I have a coworker whose name is Gardner Fair.  I think his parents were stoners.  LOL

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #40 on: March 26, 2007, 01:40:56 PM »
Evidently, to find out your own pornstar name, you use the name of your first pet, and where you live....
Mine's Twist London, or Twist Barnet...far too 'real' sounding! ;D

I always heard it was pet's name and street you grew up on.  In that case, ladies and gents, meet:

Blaze Dickson.


I'll give it that- it does sound like a porn name, but more like a chick's name than a manly man like myself.
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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #41 on: March 26, 2007, 01:45:35 PM »
Fonda, Peter.  ;D

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #42 on: March 26, 2007, 02:11:41 PM »
I see a lot of apostrophes and hyphens in names these days.   There were twins listed in the 'birthdays' section of our local newspaper last week named De'Kevyan and Te'Koryan....seems awfully complicated to me.

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #43 on: March 26, 2007, 11:31:35 PM »
Went to school with a girl whose last name was Head.  Oddly enough (hehe) she somehow acquired the nickname Gimme...AND her dad's name, seriously was Dick

When I was in the military and working at the hospital, we were, of course, supposed to address active duty and retired patients by their rank.  Looked at the patient info sheet for my next patient and just couldn't do it.  MAJOR DICK...I went out and called the last four of his social security number.  He gave me a very appreciative look as he approached.
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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #44 on: March 27, 2007, 12:14:37 AM »
hey Benj,

I had to read Jabberwocky in early high school art class, and then 'sculpt' my image of one in clay. Mine was cool as, and coloured kinda Yves Klein IKB.

Back to funny names.

Cardinal Sin, used to be the archbishop of Manila in the Phillipines.

My high school was full of 'new Australian' kids with some great names. Draggan Cimonovic, Wonky Chong, Yuk Lueng Fong and my mate Ernest who's poor sister was named Regina, so we all called her Vagina.
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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #45 on: March 27, 2007, 01:04:02 AM »
There were several kids at my High School name some funny names.....Harry Chin, Man Lee, and Sum-ting Wong.

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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #46 on: March 27, 2007, 03:23:43 AM »
I had to ring someone at work called Peter Cockhead.  I just asked is Peter there haha.  I went to school with a girl named Swan and someone called Buffin Beavers how good a name is that!
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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #47 on: March 27, 2007, 07:58:40 AM »
When I was 18, I knew a girl with the coolest name ever.

Scarlet Dangerfield.

She was conceived at an orgy, apparently.

We were all jealous that she began life under two uber-awesomely lucky stars... her name... and the orgy story.
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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #48 on: March 27, 2007, 09:30:49 AM »
No......really....did she brag about this?
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Re: What's your name?
« Reply #49 on: March 27, 2007, 03:50:53 PM »
No......really....did she brag about this?
"She was conceived at an orgy, apparently."


She was actually kind of a quiet girl... she didn't brag about it too much, so we bragged about it for her.

She had a great sense of humor though.
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