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Offline milker

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I'm bored.. entertain me..
« on: March 22, 2007, 02:51:20 PM »
Those posts in the last two days were a bit stressful, people yelling at each other and losing control  :o :o :o

I like to laugh, got anything funny? Any personal story you'd like to share?  :D :D :D
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
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Offline dtwpuck

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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2007, 05:05:54 PM »
My PA fell out today in a business meeting.
I had to angle it so it would fall into my shoe.

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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2007, 05:09:03 PM »
Dance puppet!  DANCE!
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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2007, 06:38:52 PM »
I almost chocked on the red and orange jelly beans I was eating.!!!
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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2007, 07:58:11 PM »
My PA fell out today in a business meeting.
I had to angle it so it would fall into my shoe.

No underwear in business meetings, uh!!  :o :o :o Try the ballbra next time http://www.ballbra.com/
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2007, 08:01:11 PM »
boxers


wow   a product of Croatia... I'm there
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« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2007, 08:02:10 PM »
Who's gonna start a "boxers or brief" thread? :D
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2007, 08:04:48 PM »
Hmmm...I use to wear boxers cause they were comfy. Gotta have a nice ass to wear briefs... ;)
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2/6/08 CD4- 401 VL- undetectable
5/7/08 CD4- 705 VL- undetectable
6/4/08 CD4- 775 VL- undetectable
8/6/08 CD4- 805 VL- undetectable
11/13/08 CD4- 774 VL--undetectable
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4/27/09 CD4- 664 VL-- undetectable
6/17/09 CD4- 438 VL- 439
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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2007, 08:08:49 PM »
Who's gonna start a "boxers or brief" thread? :D

as long as they end up on the floor  ... i'm good with anything

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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2007, 08:20:37 PM »
I don't wear any.. except when I fly, just in case i get strip searched :D
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2007, 08:21:14 PM »
Quote
as long as they end up on the floor

no shit...my underwear looks good on anyone's floor!

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« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2007, 08:25:50 PM »
I don't wear any.. except when I fly, just in case i get strip searched :D

who needs to fly for that.
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« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2007, 08:27:35 PM »
so dtwpuck remind me where you live?  ;D ;D ;D
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2007, 08:33:06 PM »
in the lovely and vivacious city that is Detroit.   Thank god I'm never there... i travel for work
wahoo... Phoenix next week.
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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2007, 08:45:17 PM »
Would strip for you, but it would make you laugh, and not be your thing!!!
How about the story about the guy I was dating who called his dick 'Rover' coz it 'sat up and begged'
Or the guy who dropped his strides and the pair of unwashed socks he was using to to enhance his manhood fell out
Or the guy whose feet got tangled in my thong, on the floor, fell over, knocked himself out and I had to call 911?
I know i'm going to enjoy the party in the afterlife, but do you all mind that I'm going to be VERY late!!!

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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2007, 08:54:29 PM »
Or the guy whose feet got tangled in my thong, on the floor, fell over, knocked himself out and I had to call 911?

You've been watching Sordid Lives... i know it's true
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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2007, 09:04:01 PM »
When I was 19, I was extremely drunk and passed out in the middle of getting head.

The dude who was going down on me woke me up and asked me if I had fallen asleep.

My ingenious explanation?

"Naw, dude... I didn't pass out... I'm jush really fuckin' tired 's all."

Brilliance.
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« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2007, 09:56:17 PM »
Not watching sordid lives, living one unfortunately! ;D
I know i'm going to enjoy the party in the afterlife, but do you all mind that I'm going to be VERY late!!!

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« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2007, 09:59:01 PM »
Even better was the friend of my whose liaison for the evening slipped on the used condom...honest
And the one of very ample proportions who 'lost' said item for an hour, and only had it located when she bent over to pick up her underwear....and she asked me not to laugh ;D
(hastens to add, when she told me, not something I would personally care to see!)
I know i'm going to enjoy the party in the afterlife, but do you all mind that I'm going to be VERY late!!!

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« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2007, 10:02:31 PM »
Even better was the friend of my whose liaison for the evening slipped on the used condom...honest

I just had a visual  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Milker
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2007, 10:27:17 PM »
Believe me, the cartoon ran in my head for a while! ;D
I think the one that embarasses me most is getting VERY drunk and not realising I was too close to a BBQ. It was a nasty hairspray and hot rivet related incident ;D
(why do people ring you in the AM and TELL you? was blissfully ignorant)
I know i'm going to enjoy the party in the afterlife, but do you all mind that I'm going to be VERY late!!!

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« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2007, 10:43:31 PM »
since i am unemployed right now, i decided to take on a task of building a simple platform japanese style bed frame.

i am thinking about using:

Wenge, Canary, Red Oak, African Mahogony or Black Walnut.

Which wood should I use?

so far, Wenge is my top choice, but its extremely expensive stuff...
Reyataz / Norvir / Truvada/ Androgel 5 g / 2 days
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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2007, 10:44:41 PM »
Wenge? sound like a dubious sexual practice to me? ;D
I know i'm going to enjoy the party in the afterlife, but do you all mind that I'm going to be VERY late!!!

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« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2007, 10:49:39 PM »
since i am unemployed right now, i decided to take on a task of building a simple platform japanese style bed frame.

i am thinking about using:

Wenge, Canary, Red Oak, African Mahogony or Black Walnut.

Which wood should I use?

so far, Wenge is my top choice, but its extremely expensive stuff...

Something that doesn't squeak squeak when you have sex. Nothing more anoying than that, this is why my bed is just a mattress on top of a box spring. I can't stand the "squeak squeak"!!!!!!!

egello since you're in my city i'll be happy to try the squeak factor with you  :D :D :D :D

Milker
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2007, 10:50:11 PM »
Wenge? sound like a dubious sexual practice to me? ;D
pervert

Milker
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

Now accepting applications from blowjob ninjas™

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« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2007, 12:26:34 AM »
Something that doesn't squeak squeak when you have sex. Nothing more anoying than that, this is why my bed is just a mattress on top of a box spring. I can't stand the "squeak squeak"!!!!!!!

egello since you're in my city i'll be happy to try the squeak factor with you  :D :D :D :D

Milker

ok, i will invite you over one night when i am done making the bed....
Reyataz / Norvir / Truvada/ Androgel 5 g / 2 days
1/29/07 14 T, 300 k V, 1.8 %
2/22/07 197 T, 247 V, 6.8 %
3/27/07 164 T, <50 V, 5.4 %
5/28/07 177 T, <50 V, 8.2 %
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« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2007, 12:28:24 AM »
I just reinstalled my window unit a/c all by myself.

I had to fight a cat and an uncooperative window.  Seriously... eight thousand pound air conditioner in one hand, cat in the other... that was fun. 

It was such a bitch, I was half-expecting it to not work... but it is.

I like to test these things out and have them ready before I actually need them.
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« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2007, 12:30:07 AM »
ok, i will invite you over one night when i am done making the bed....

Nothing less than a 1200 thread or I scream

Milker
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

Now accepting applications from blowjob ninjas™

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« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2007, 12:31:06 AM »
I just reinstalled my window unit a/c all by myself.

How butch of you!!

Milker
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
jul 30 09: cd4 512 (29%) vl undetectable :D :D
may 27 10: cd4 655 (32%) vl undetectable :D :D

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« Reply #29 on: March 23, 2007, 12:35:12 AM »
How butch of you!!

Milker

Indeed.  I'm all manly like that.

It's starting to freeze me out actually... but I have to let the damn thing keep running a bit longer so as to not damage the compressor.
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

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« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2007, 12:42:04 AM »
Quote from: apointintillimite
I just reinstalled my window unit a/c all by myself.
How butch of you!!

Oh, please, mary, even I can install a window unit.   Installing central air is butch.
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« Reply #31 on: March 23, 2007, 07:17:59 AM »
I'm manly.  My credit card installs everything I tell it to install.

 :P

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« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2007, 08:58:52 AM »
quote puck: "I'm manly.  My credit card installs everything I tell it to install."
.............
which reminds me of that joke Joan Rivers told...." You know how cheap I am?  When I want my apartment cleaned I call 911 and report a robbery so the police  will come and dust for finger prints."
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Offline tigger2376

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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2007, 10:00:21 PM »
Theres a joke in here about a weight in one hand and a pussy in the other, but can't remember it! ;D
For some strange reason this thread is making me think of all the cheesiest chat up lines I've ever heard
Think, what fucks like a tiger and winks  ;) was the worst
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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #34 on: March 23, 2007, 10:03:56 PM »
Oh, please, mary, even I can install a window unit.   Installing central air is butch.

But installing a window unit while fighting a cat requires Herculean strength.

Which I clearly possess in abundance.
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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #35 on: March 23, 2007, 10:11:40 PM »
Hey Milker,

Nothing really funny at the moment, but I would love to entertain you!  ;)

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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #36 on: March 23, 2007, 10:56:31 PM »
Hey Milker,
Nothing really funny at the moment, but I would love to entertain you!  ;)

Aztecan how do you like your sausage cooked?  :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #37 on: March 23, 2007, 11:02:43 PM »
Lets just all get together and buy you robbie williams for xmas, if he can't provide the goods, at least he could sing about entertaining you!
And if you don't want him, I will!
(the things I do for you guys) ;D
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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #38 on: March 23, 2007, 11:06:57 PM »
Lets just all get together and buy you robbie williams for xmas, if he can't provide the goods, at least he could sing about entertaining you!
And if you don't want him, I will!
(the things I do for you guys) ;D

Robbie Williams is not my type  :(

Milker
mid-dec: stupid ass
mid-jan: seroconversion
mid-feb: poz
mar 07: cd4 432 (35%) vl 54000
may 07: cd4 399 (28%) vl 27760
jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
jan 08: cd4 332 (26%) vl 33308
mar 08: cd4 392 (23%) vl 75548
jun 08: cd4 325 (27%) vl 45880
oct 08: cd4 197 (20%) vl 154000 <== aids diagnosis
nov 2 08 start Atripla
nov 30 08: cd4 478 (23%) vl 1880 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feb 19 09: cd4 398 (24%) vl 430 getting there!
apr 23 09: cd4 604 (29%) vl 50 woohoo :D :D
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Re: I'm bored.. entertain me..
« Reply #39 on: March 24, 2007, 10:28:47 AM »
I'm sure i could find a type for you.
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