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Offline Ihavehope

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When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« on: March 21, 2007, 06:41:09 PM »
Ok.

When I was a kid I always wanted _____________________________ but never got it.
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2007, 06:41:41 PM »
... a home of our own.
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2007, 06:44:00 PM »
a boyfriend.

Lwood <==== genetic homo.
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2007, 06:45:29 PM »
heterosexual sex

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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2007, 06:48:00 PM »
Power Wheels.

My mom had a thought that I can only now recognize as cutting-edge for having it in the late 1980s... wanted us to get exercise by giving us toys we had to power ourselves. 
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2007, 06:49:11 PM »
A Ken Ryker dildo and a box of Jungle Juice
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2007, 06:49:46 PM »
A Ken Ryker dildo

U stupid bitch.... lolz.
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2007, 06:57:15 PM »
A Ken Ryker dildo and a box of Jungle Juice

Ihave,
He was a queen even before his conception.  I have known some cases like this to be true! ;D ::)

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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2007, 06:58:57 PM »
I actually thought that an EZ bake oven would be cool. either that or a gun.  I eventually got both
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2007, 07:02:23 PM »
I actually thought that an EZ bake oven would be cool. either that or a gun.  I eventually got both

Me too.
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2007, 07:25:20 PM »
a pushbike, and new clothes (i was always dressed in hand-me-downs from the Crowley's who lived round the corner).
no wonder I'm screwed in the head.

Q: What is an EZ bake oven?
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2007, 07:29:05 PM »
Q: What is an EZ bake oven?

http://www.hasbro.com/easybake/default.cfm?page=History/Timeline

They're plastic, oven-shaped containers that bake cake batter via lightbulbs.

For decades, they've been high on the Christmas list for future housewives and homosexuals.
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2007, 07:31:06 PM »
I was challenged by a friend one time to name one thing that I wanted (not just a pass by in the store and a kid goes, "oh, I want that") but something I REALLY wanted.  Yes, I was a spoiled child (that's what can happen when you're the only child in the WHOLE family - no siblings, no cousins, no nothing...just me and the older generations), and it took me three days to think of something.

It seems so pathetic now, but the one thing I really, really wanted as a kid and never got was a hamster.  lol
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2007, 07:38:16 PM »
Man, what'll they think of next.
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2007, 07:38:54 PM »
Man, what'll they think of next.

I really, really hope it's Hoverboards like in Back to the Future.
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2007, 07:40:45 PM »
What sort of fags are you lot?

Matty the Damned has no problem admitting that when he was a young bully he craved a Barbie doll. With all the accessories. He was never game enough to ask for one.

I did get a tea set though.

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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2007, 07:43:36 PM »
What sort of fags are you lot?

Matty the Damned has no problem admitting that when he was a young bully he craved a Barbie doll. With all the accessories. He was never game enough to ask for one.

I did get a tea set though.

MtD
(Who knows you all wanted Barbie too, so don't even try claiming you wanted Ken)

My sister and I used to play "Barbie Murder Mystery."

It more often than not involved nekkid Barbie pulling up in the Dream Car and finding Skipper's head in the microwave.

It's nice to know the twistedness started at an early age.
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2007, 07:52:54 PM »
I used to pleasure myself with my little brother's GI Joe. Seriously. Joe had this wicked fuzzy hair that was an approximation of a Marine's buzz cut. Outstanding tickle factor.

It was great.

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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2007, 08:59:55 PM »
I wanted a homo of our own. When I was 16 I brought this guy home from Yosemite innocently. My sister said what are ya nuts, he could kill us in the middle of the night.  He was a cute French guy that I just had the biggest crush on. He stayed with us for a week. I saw him in his underwear. I think this what turned me gay. LOL. I visited him in Paris, but that was before I was gay. He now works for Hewlett Fudge Packard in France. Ah le Jean Christophe Bories. Tu seras toujours dans mes fantasies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2007, 09:25:31 PM »
I always wanted one of those things you held by its ears and bounced on....a spacehopper ;D
Theres an old chinese proverb though..be careful what you wish for, because you may just get it! the silly putty was a complete let down
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2007, 10:04:05 PM »
The one thing I always wanted but never got was a cruise along the inside passage of Alaska.  I have scheduled this trip four times now only to have it canceled for various reasons.  One day folks, one day I'll be on that cruise but until then ...
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2007, 10:47:36 PM »
A persuasive shred of proof that God exists.
Let us cavort like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean.

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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2007, 12:29:25 AM »
I never asked for nor proclaimed my love for Barbies, but my friend Monet had some and I was at her house all the time when I was little. We used to play with them. She only had one Ken doll. If she had had two, well.... xD It would've been more fun. (I did, however, want a My Size Barbie Doll, and never got one - I REALLY wanted to play with it's hair. Another friend of mine had one and I was SO jealous.)

I had a tea set, toooo! Except it was a Beauty and the Beast tea set... yknow. Like Chip and his mom and his brothers/sisters... ><;.

I had hotwheels (ugh those things so cool - to this day!) and a bunch of plastic animal figurine things that were my FAVORITE. I really wish I had more now. I used to play with them on my floor for HOURS. I think I was kind of violent though because instead of nice jungle scenes and stuff I used to have full out wars with the animals. D: Herbivores against the carnivores and stuff like that. Same thing with my dinosaur toys. And oh my god, don't get me started about the Beanie Babies. My parents had a bunch of them for me in my closet cause that was back when people still thought they were going to be worth something. Haha. I used to throw them onto my bed, like half on one side and half on the other, and they used to attack each other.

<__<;.

I actually, did, however, ask for a pony (seriously) on several occasions when I was younger and never got one. It wasn't like a queer thing either, my dad used to have a horse before I was born and I really wanted a pony that I could ride. Haha. So as compensation he would take me on horse back rides. I wanted to be a cowboy D:. No one knows this it doesn't leave the forum. Hahaha.


Edit: Ugghhh. And whenever I went horseback riding I would pretend to be a cowboy and my dad would play along alsfj;asfkfafkljd.
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2007, 03:47:43 AM »
When I was a little girl I wanted to be a boxer like my dad and wanted my own punch bag...I never got one but I did get the next best thing...I got a little brother... ;)

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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2007, 06:58:20 AM »
star wars action figures
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2007, 08:01:13 AM »
I suppose I was lucky, I got


and later, like all kids I got a small firearm


but alas my mind was elsewhere....


this is what I secretly wanted...






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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2007, 12:51:22 PM »
...to fuck a hot teacher like all these dumbass kids now are getting to do.....


I mean COME ON!  FUCKING HOT!



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« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2007, 12:53:30 PM »
Hoverboards, people!

Hoverboards!

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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2007, 01:26:59 PM »
My sister had the EZ Bake oven and never played with it but I did. As she and I both grew up gay, we often switched toys.

I also used GI JOe as an early-adolescent JO fantasy, pulling down Joe's camos was so fucking dirty to me for about two months. And yes, I fixated on the ass  ;D

But what I really wanted and could never have was an older sibling, preferably a sister. I used to dream of a Judy Robinson-type cool older sister. I remember even asking my mom if such wasn't possible (she turned green at the thought) because one specific dream was so very vivid. Being the eldest was a bitch.

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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2007, 05:51:46 PM »
 ::)Always wanted to know what was wrong with me...  :-*

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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2007, 05:54:03 PM »
My older brothers best friend..Barry..          Like i had any idea what to do at the age of 10 :(

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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #32 on: March 22, 2007, 06:08:23 PM »

They're plastic, oven-shaped containers that bake cake batter via lightbulbs.


 :-[   they told me it was the Oven Elves .... Damn You Aupointillimite, you ruined my childhood memories of Magic Mint Madelinnes and  Poppyseed Lemon Scones with whipped Lavender butter...

Lwood
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #33 on: March 22, 2007, 06:19:51 PM »
I went shopping at Matty's Toy Store and have decided on the Twister bedsheets...and maybe the Tarzan doll.


I can one-up Barbie.  When I was a wee little mo, I secretly wanted my sister's Tiffany Taylor doll.  She was this tall chick with funky green shoes.  Her main feature was that you could twist her scalp and turn her hair from brunette to blond.  I used to turn her scalp halfway and pretend she was a town girl with bad roots.
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2007, 06:35:10 PM »
:-[   they told me it was the Oven Elves .... Damn You Aupointillimite, you ruined my childhood memories of Magic Mint Madelinnes and  Poppyseed Lemon Scones with whipped Lavender butter...

Lwood
who threw some wicked fucking Tea Parties as early as 8 years old

We used to have Alice in Wonderland anarchist tea parties when we were small.

Seriously... I remember being about 6 singing the Unbirthday Song and throwing tea everywhere.  I always got to be the March Hare... my friend Natalie was the Mad Hatter... and my little sister was Alice.

My mom made us have them outside.

The more I think about it, the more I realize I had something of an odd childhood.

We also invented a game called "Army Ants" in first grade (and whatever anyone says... I was not intimately involved in the creation process... nope... no sir... I had nothing to do with it... lah dee dah...) after having watched a video on army ants in class.  We were so enthralled with the concept, we used recess to divide kids up between "sick and dying animals" and "army ants."  It was a simple game.  The army ants swarmed the animals and ate them.  The teachers asked us what we were doing and were, I think, so impressed that we were applying our education practically that they let us continue.
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2007, 07:44:57 PM »
Like i had any idea what to do at the age of 10 :(

At 8 I was frenchkissing my buddy "just to check how long we could go without breathing"  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #36 on: March 22, 2007, 08:56:13 PM »
At 8 I was frenchkissing my buddy "just to check how long we could go without breathing"  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2007, 09:04:49 PM »
Is this the time for me to tell my "Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich Game" story about the neighbor up the street that I let insert his finger in my anus at around age 11?
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2007, 09:07:02 PM »
Is this the time for me to tell my "Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich Game" story about the neighbor up the street that I let insert his finger in my anus at around age 11?


Sure is! Go....
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2007, 09:07:20 PM »
Is this the time for me to tell my "Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich Game" story about the neighbor up the street that I let insert his finger in my anus at around age 11?

It certainly is. Post a picture of said anus to illustrate the point.

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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #40 on: March 22, 2007, 09:08:13 PM »
Is this the time for me to tell my "Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich Game" story about the neighbor up the street that I let insert his finger in my anus at around age 11?

Oh please do please do!  :D :D
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #41 on: March 22, 2007, 09:08:53 PM »
Oh, there was some guy a year older than me who lived up the street and his family has this board game:

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/image/40522

And I remember him blackmailing me that in order to play it a 2nd time I had to pull my pants down and let him stick his finger in my ass.  Can you believe I did that?  Fucking perverts.
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #42 on: March 22, 2007, 09:10:51 PM »
Thank God it wasn't Chutes and Ladders.
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« Reply #43 on: March 22, 2007, 09:12:34 PM »
He was gross anyway.  When he got older he kind of looked like a human insect.
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #44 on: March 22, 2007, 09:13:05 PM »
Thank God it wasn't Chutes and Ladders.


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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #45 on: March 22, 2007, 09:13:49 PM »

Poop Chutes and Ladders

Doxie... sometimes you and me think so much alike, it scares me.
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #46 on: March 22, 2007, 09:14:38 PM »
He was gross anyway.  When he got older he kind of looked like a human insect.
Cock Roach, uh?  ;D
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #47 on: March 22, 2007, 09:21:03 PM »
Once again, a perfectly innocent thread has wound up in someones ass.  Its truly remarkable how often this happens.
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« Reply #48 on: March 22, 2007, 09:23:29 PM »
Once again, a perfectly innocent thread has wound up in someones ass.  Its truly remarkable how often this happens.

From someone that has a "Bitch Inside" avatar? Innocent? LOL i'm sure if someone reviews all the posts in Off Topic most will end up talking about sex! We're doomed i'm telling you, doomed  :o :o :o :o

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jul 07: cd4 403 (26%) vl 99241
oct 07: cd4 353 (24%) vl 29993
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Re: When I was a kid I always wanted ________ but never got it!!
« Reply #49 on: March 22, 2007, 09:27:43 PM »
Once again, a perfectly innocent thread has wound up in someones ass.  Its truly remarkable how often this happens.


Yes, most of us are usually talking out of our asses around here.
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