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Author Topic: Laugh? Cry? Vomit? How should I feel about this?  (Read 1741 times)

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Offline aupointillimite

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Laugh? Cry? Vomit? How should I feel about this?
« on: March 16, 2007, 08:20:26 PM »
This is something I'd expect to read in the Onion... but no.  It's really really real.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/paris_hilton_and_nicole_richie_3.php

"Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to counsel fat kids."

A rep for E! has confirmed that Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are going to be counseling overweight campers on the new season of The Simple Life.

    "They are going to be camp counselors at one camp in the Southern California Mountains," says an E! spokesperson. "The camp has five different themes. Each week will be a different theme. And yes, one week is a weight loss/fitness camp. It's not a fat camp."

Because, really, who better to guide the fate of fat children than Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. They're gonna spend the whole time pointing and laughing and going, "Jesus, they're so fat!" And then Nicole Richie will say, "Oh my God, Paris, they can hear you." And then they'll laugh some more and Paris will laugh so hard she'll let out a little fart. And maybe a little poo will come out. Just a little. Because she's classy.
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Re: Laugh? Cry? Vomit? How should I feel about this?
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2007, 08:25:36 PM »
That's what I call cruel retardation  >:(
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Laugh? Cry? Vomit? How should I feel about this?
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2007, 09:24:28 PM »
If she's tweaked enough she might even show them her herpes lesions.

MtD

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Re: Laugh? Cry? Vomit? How should I feel about this?
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2007, 09:26:14 PM »
If she's tweaked enough she might even show them her herpes lesions.

MtD

That would be disgusting. 

It would put those chunky monkeys off from eating forever.

Success!
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Laugh? Cry? Vomit? How should I feel about this?
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2007, 09:34:43 PM »
Oh it's been a shitty year for crazy white women.

Lisa Nowak didn't even have the grace to stop for a dump and a bourbon on her trip across country to kill that other bird.

Anna Nicole Smith, indisputably the smartest woman ever to come from Texas, dropped one too many hydrocodone with her morning jug of malt liquor and Everclear. Laura "Pickles" Bush, take note!

Paris' valtrex scripts were splashed across the web.

I love Teh Intahwebs!

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Re: Laugh? Cry? Vomit? How should I feel about this?
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2007, 09:35:36 PM »
If she's tweaked enough she might even show them her herpes lesions.

MtD

Now that would be Must See TV!  I'd TIVO that!
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Re: Laugh? Cry? Vomit? How should I feel about this?
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2007, 11:24:25 PM »
Such obvious answers to Diva tabloids...Vomit (quickly, even on the crowded dance floor) and then quickly get a really ice-cold beverage from the bar.
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Re: Laugh? Cry? Vomit? How should I feel about this?
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2007, 01:22:41 AM »
Obviously those enormous beasts just need a couple of lessons in fabulous, and who better to provide such valuable guidance? Deelicious and New York?

Brent
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: Laugh? Cry? Vomit? How should I feel about this?
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2007, 01:30:47 AM »
Buckyball.

Thou hast given me a brilliant idea for a new reality TV show.

It would involve New York and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

And a wire coat hangar.

I shan't say anymore, as I fear certains CSI writers might be lurking.
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Re: Laugh? Cry? Vomit? How should I feel about this?
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2007, 02:28:45 AM »
Throw in 12-Pack and I'm watching!

 ;D
Brent
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