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Offline Mouse

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« on: March 28, 2008, 05:51:34 pm »
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342099,00.html


SYDNEY —  A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".

Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.

The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."

Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.






... so. How is everyone's day going? o_o
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Re: Wow.
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2008, 06:03:15 pm »
hee
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Offline anniebc

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Re: Wow.
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2008, 07:10:51 pm »
It's all true I tell you..Wombats are being smuggled into the South Island, it's Australia way of trying to control us..I'd be careful if I was you Mouse..was that really a "stuffed" wombat that made his way to your house?..be afraid, be very afraid... ;D

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Offline BT65

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Re: Wow.
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2008, 10:42:32 pm »
That's a funny story, Jaser.  Thanks for giving me a good chuckle.
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Offline fearless

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Re: Wow.
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2008, 01:59:49 am »
Reality is the guy was probably being raped by a sheep but he was too pissed to realise it.  ;D

Jan, it's the possum's you gotta watch out for - they make a great pair of socks though.
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Offline anniebc

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Re: Wow.
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2008, 02:27:03 am »
Quote from: fearless on March 29, 2008, 01:59:49 am
Reality is the guy was probably being raped by a sheep but he was too pissed to realise it.  ;D

Now that would be more like it..some of those old Rams I've seen are not too fussy.. ;D

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Jan, it's the possum's you gotta watch out for - they make a great pair of socks though.

We go possum hunting everynight...4 nights out of 7 Annie will tree one for us..at $12 a skin it helps towards the stock feed.. ;)

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Re: Wow.
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2008, 07:58:07 pm »
Quote from: anniebc on March 29, 2008, 02:27:03 am
We go possum hunting everynight...4 nights out of 7 Annie will tree one for us..at $12 a skin it helps towards the stock feed.. ;)

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OMG, possum hunting?  That just sounds so redneck (sorry Jan, couldn't help it).
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Re: Wow.
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2008, 08:23:52 pm »
 :D @ Betty...and to think only 3 years ago I was a city slicker who went out at nights armed only with a handbag and a pair of stilettos....now when I  venture out at night it's gumboots  a rifle over my shoulder..and I know how to use it....how times change... ;)

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