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Author Topic: Female Condom...New Use  (Read 4457 times)

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Offline OneTampa

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Female Condom...New Use
« on: July 31, 2010, 05:59:23 pm »
An example of thinking outside the box.

Although not approved by the FDA, an intriguing article about using the female condom for anal sex.

Story here: 

http://www.metroweekly.com/domestic_partner/sex/?ak=5452

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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2010, 07:57:14 am »
New? Where's metroweekly.com been hiding, under the bed? Using female condoms for anal has been talked about since hector was a pup.
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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2010, 09:18:23 am »
Ann,

Now you know that there are always a few who are late to the ball or arrive after it is over. ;D

Under the bed is probably where the idea struck.  While down there they most likely came upon an extra packet and said, Hello, Hello,  What is this? Opened it and a little light bulb went off.  ;D  

 
« Last Edit: August 01, 2010, 09:34:57 am by OneTampa »
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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2010, 09:25:46 am »
hehehe...

When I opened the thread I was imagining all sorts of things you could use one for, like maybe as a way to transport your new goldfish home from the pet shop. Now that would be a new use! :D
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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2010, 09:28:41 am »
I had a lover with a big wang and he wanted to use those all the time. The only drawback was its not so spontaneous and they are expensive!
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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2010, 09:47:53 am »
Ann,

Your goldfish idea sounds great! :D

And, there is a tropical fish store near my house.

I can just imagine the guy there bagging the fish in female condoms and saying to his customers "...there you go,  your little fishes are safe to carry home.  And remember, when you empty them into the acquarium, you can use this same container to keep yourself safe ... :D

« Last Edit: August 01, 2010, 09:51:10 am by OneTampa »
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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2010, 07:03:02 pm »
We use them down here in my little hick town as Wind Socks at the airport... ;)

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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2010, 06:51:29 pm »
I had a lover with a big wang and he wanted to use those all the time. The only drawback was its not so spontaneous and they are expensive!

and they can be noisy  :o

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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2010, 09:05:51 pm »
and if you have a very well endowed friend, it could move on up if you arent careful.  It aint cute trying to fish it out. 

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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2010, 11:03:20 pm »
and if you have a very well endowed friend, it could move on up if you arent careful.  It aint cute trying to fish it out. 

Best mental image ever.

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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2010, 11:50:56 pm »
Also, aren't you supposed to take out the inner ring for anal sex? An important pro-tip, I would think.  And though I know it's made well, it still sounds like someone is screwing a grocery bag. Which is the worst image to get at the worst possible time.

However, repurposing Target bags (which are stronger, thicker, and don't hae holes in them like other grocery bags) would be an AMAZING Xtube for those who want their porn... green.

Reuse, repurpose, recycle and all that.
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Offline dvinemstre

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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2010, 12:29:52 am »
lmao bout the Target bag. Female condoms are FREE at the local hiv/aids support center, but frankly, I think the things are horrible. They are not long enough for my vagina and the lub is, well, sticky and slippery all at the same time. I tried one on myself and couldn't even get the damn thing to stay in place and yes, they climb up. Z

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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2010, 04:49:09 pm »
Even this would be more exciting:

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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2010, 05:04:46 pm »
Yep he's a very sturdy ginge with a huge wang I'd say 10, and as i was not the most experienced bottom at the time, we never went for the full out bang through the "second door".  Oh and he is HIV+ and was always bugging me to bareback, real cocky about that.  So, long story short, after I got my mojo back after seroconverting in 2008, I called him in 2009 and he "christened" me.   ::)
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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2010, 06:25:35 pm »
"Bottom Buddy"...
laugh my fucking ass off!

Offline hotpuppy

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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2010, 09:30:38 am »
hehehe...

When I opened the thread I was imagining all sorts of things you could use one for, like maybe as a way to transport your new goldfish home from the pet shop. Now that would be a new use! :D

Wow, maybe you could use them to catch LionFish while diving too..... LionFish are quite poisonous and bad for the reef in the Carribean.
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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2010, 10:16:05 am »
Wow, maybe you could use them to catch LionFish while diving too..... LionFish are quite poisonous and bad for the reef in the Carribean.

I wonder if anyone has ever tried the:

LIONFISH HANDCATCH!!!

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Offline hotpuppy

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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2010, 08:41:07 pm »
Not wise, unless you like your arm to swell up as big as your leg......
Don't obsess over the wrong things.  Life isn't about your numbers, it isn't about this forum, it isn't about someone's opinion.  It's about getting out there and enjoying it.   I am a person with HIV - not the other way around.

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Re: Female Condom...New Use
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2010, 08:52:39 pm »
Not wise, unless you like your arm to swell up as big as your leg......

When I was a teenager I worked in an exotic pet store.  The LionFish had my respect.  It's also causing problems in the Keys I heard.  A guy supposedly saw an 8 inch giant by some wreck.
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