What Women Say vs What They Mean (or gay men)

[MoltenStorm]

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. *Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying The F word to YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

[Dachshund]

I'm sure the women are relieved that some mo in Texas clarified this for everyone. Where do you get this stuff the lighter side in Readers Digest?

[milker]

I must stop dating women.

Milker.

[Queen Tokelove]

Wherever he gets it from, he is right.

[Ann]

Dear Molt,

Whatever.

Ann

[Matty the Damned]

Hey Moltie!

After your last attempt to hyuck it up, I would have thought you'd learned to give a comedy a miss.

 

MtD

[david25luvit]

Molten....

                  Sounds pretty accurate to me.
                  but.........
                  Keep in mind...
                  some BLOKES don't have a sense of humor

[Dachshund]

Molten....

                  Sounds pretty accurate to me.
                  but.........
                  Keep in mind...
                  some bloaks don't have a sense of humor

and some blokes don't know how to spell

[ademas]

Dear Molt,

Whatever.

Ann

Now that was funny...
(but for the little bit of coffee that I just blew out my nose).

[david25luvit]

I need to use this damn spell check feature........
these days I'm doing good to remember my name..
much less how to spell it!

Correction noted Ms Thing!

[MoltenStorm]

Dear Molt,

Whatever.

Ann

ROFL! Love you too, dahling.

[MoltenStorm]

Aunty Doxie,

A woman that I work with sent this around to some coworkers. I was in tears because I have used all of those sayings and meant exactly what it said they meant.

Matty, Dahling,

I found it funny and some others did too. Muah!

[Matty the Damned]

Moltie,

Aside from you and Alabama Dave there nobody finds your putrescent office humour even remotely funny.

Whilst you might think you're coming to us "Live from the Improv" in reality your comedy stylings are more like those of the drunken redneck on open mic night at Gappy Joe's Topless Bar and Steak House.

MtD

[MoltenStorm]

And your photographical "humor" style of grotesque, senseless subjects is any different, kind sir?

[Andy Velez]

Matty and Molten, cease and desist before the exchange gets any more inflammatory.

Your opinions of each other's humor and all have been duly noted. 

Thanks for your cooperation, guys.

[aztecan]

I must stop dating women.

Milker.

Milkie honey, don't tell me you have actually dated a woman?

HUGGLES,

Mark

[milker]

Milkie honey, don't tell me you have actually dated a woman?

HUGGLES,

Mark

You didn't get it, dear.

Milker.

[Queen Tokelove]

I read the list again...Um, it actually does take me 5 minutes to get ready.