Author Topic: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming (Read 96236 times)

GSOgymrat · « **Reply #150 on:** May 21, 2011, 08:46:41 am »

Apparently there is going to be a battle between good and evil. If I'm last to be picked for a team I'm going to be really upset-- first grade dodgeball all over again.

woodshere · « **Reply #151 on:** May 21, 2011, 08:47:51 am »

I kinda wish we had a partial rapture and some people were taken! But not you Rev.

Ann · « **Reply #152 on:** May 21, 2011, 08:54:14 am »

Quote from: Solo_LTSurvivor on May 20, 2011, 07:50:24 pm

Wohlberg said the Bible does not give a date for the end of the world and Camping's system for determining the date is based on "speculation" that's a mixture of truth and fiction.

I love it! Refuting one fairy-tale with another fairy-tale. Can't beat that reasoning!

Quote from: Andy Velez on May 21, 2011, 08:29:59 am

I don't like uncertainty. And I am getting a helluva cramp from having my head between my legs to kiss my ass goodbye.

Doncha just hate that? It's tough not being as limber as we used to be.

hope_for_a_cure · « **Reply #153 on:** May 21, 2011, 08:58:51 am »

Its just about 9:00AM here on the East Coast and I think I will fix a pitcher of bloodies to start my final day. See you good folks on the 'other side'.

Ann · « **Reply #154 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:10:17 am »

Quote from: hope_for_a_cure on May 21, 2011, 08:58:51 am

I will fix a pitcher of bloodies to start my final day.

Make mine a double and save me a seat!

hope_for_a_cure · « **Reply #155 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:13:32 am »

Quote from: Ann on May 21, 2011, 09:10:17 am

Make mine a double and save me a seat!

You got it! I'll just turn the vodka bottle upside down and count 10 bubbles.

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #156 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:15:10 am »

I'm gonna be so pissed if this whole rapture doesn't happen --

I've got a 50 lb. cold cut rapture platter that is going to go to waste! I was trying to make a good impression when meeting my maker and figured that Jesus would be able to feed all my other rapturettes by turning my 50 lb platter into 50,000 lbs (the whole loaves of bread thingy)

I knew I should have bought that spare freezer for christmas - dayummm it!

- Phil (who will be eating cold cut sandwiches for the next month)

hope_for_a_cure · « **Reply #157 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:18:57 am »

Quote from: phildinftlaudy on May 21, 2011, 09:15:10 am

I'm gonna be so pissed if this whole rapture doesn't happen --

I've got a 50 lb. cold cut rapture platter that is going to go to waste!

Our diet is about to change radically. Rumor has it we will all be eating manna and there are only so many ways to fix that.

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #158 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:22:29 am »

Quote from: hope_for_a_cure on May 21, 2011, 09:18:57 am

Our diet is about to change radically. Rumor has it we will all be eating manna and there are only so many ways to fix that.

Our next AMG Cookbook could be completely focused on 100 ways to Cook Manna

BTW, can it be safely microwaved?

Dachshund · « **Reply #159 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:25:35 am »

Getting a little nervous. Caught Sam watching All Dogs Go to Heaven.

Andy Velez · « **Reply #160 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:27:44 am »

Quote from: Dachshund on May 21, 2011, 08:44:34 am

My cable just went out. A sure sign of the apocalypse.

If cable goes out does that mean I am dead?

aztecan · « **Reply #161 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:28:57 am »

What the hell is manna, anyway? Is it gluten free?

Well, its the 21st and the bible thumpers next door are still kicking about.

I'm going to a barbecue to celebrate the nuptials of a lesbian couple I know. What better way to celebrate the apocalypse.

HUGS,

Mark

hope_for_a_cure · « **Reply #162 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:29:11 am »

Flights in the NYC area are in a holding pattern already this morning so expect major delays. This whole rapture thing may have to get pushed back a bit. Do we have to go through security screening too? AND, what about carry ons? Can we take more than one bag with us? OMG... too much to think about and not enough time to do it.

OK, on my 2nd bloody at the moment. Where is my Xanax???

Dachshund · « **Reply #163 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:31:03 am »

Quote from: Andy Velez on May 21, 2011, 09:27:44 am

If cable goes out does that mean I am dead?

If you have Comcast and don't pay your bill. Yes, you're dead.

hope_for_a_cure · « **Reply #164 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:32:05 am »

Quote from: aztecan on May 21, 2011, 09:28:57 am

What the hell is manna, anyway? Is it gluten free?

No, its main ingredient is a glutenous glob of 'clay like' mush. If the humidity high it will stick to anything that touches it.

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #165 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:34:10 am »

Quote from: hope_for_a_cure on May 21, 2011, 09:29:11 am

Do we have to go through security screening too? AND, what about carry ons? Can we take more than one bag with us? OMG... too much to think about and not enough time to do it.

Security Screenings = Yes --- although the TSA agents are angels, so their groping is much more heavenly

Carry-ons = Yes Strap-ons = No Extra bags = Substantial fee (however, those being raptured via Southwest Rapture get their first checked bag FREE)

Ann · « **Reply #166 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:38:29 am »

Quote from: phildinftlaudy on May 21, 2011, 09:34:10 am

Strap-ons = No

What?!?!?!? No strap-ons! That's it. I'm not going.

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #167 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:41:21 am »

Quote from: Ann on May 21, 2011, 09:38:29 am

What?!?!?!? No strap-ons! That's it. I'm not going.

You could always apply for a waiver Ann

hope_for_a_cure · « **Reply #168 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:44:03 am »

There should be 'Adult Toy' shops there.... after all it is heaven right?

WillyWump · « **Reply #169 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:47:26 am »

*yawn* just woke up. Thought I'd sleep in for the last time.

So no-one from Down under is gone yet? hmmm, always knew there was nothing but heathens down there.

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #170 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:49:27 am »

The weather man still gave his 5 day forecast last night....

Who do I believe?

hope_for_a_cure · « **Reply #171 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:49:35 am »

Quote from: WillyWump on May 21, 2011, 09:47:26 am

So no-one from Down under is gone yet? hmmm, always knew there was nothing but heathens down there.

Good day Will ! I think its at 6:00PM GMT when this all goes down.

GSOgymrat · « **Reply #172 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:50:07 am »

Now that I think about it, being destroyed in an apocalyptic battle between angels and demons sounds a lot more fun than just dying from some HIV-related complication. Open those seven seals and

BRING IT ON!

IMG_1470a by

ds4146 · « **Reply #173 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:50:30 am »

Ann, shouldn't you be gone by now? In fact a number of you should be out of here, jeez!

My sister said she would call me by 3 today as she live on the east and me on the west and if all goes as planned, she should on her way out at 6 p.m. est.

Happy Trails!

WillyWump · « **Reply #174 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:54:58 am »

Quote from: hope_for_a_cure on May 21, 2011, 09:49:35 am

Good day Will ! I think its at 6:00PM GMT when this all goes down.

Oh, well it was supposedly going to conveniently follow the time zones starting in NZ lasst night...hmmm, did Camping forget to "carry the 1" ?

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #175 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:55:33 am »

Quote from: ds4146 on May 21, 2011, 09:50:30 am

Ann, shouldn't you be gone by now? In fact a number of you should be out of here, jeez!

She's still packing
The whole "No Strap-Ons Allowed" rule through her into a tailspin.

hope_for_a_cure · « **Reply #176 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:57:56 am »

Quote from: WillyWump on May 21, 2011, 09:54:58 am

Oh, well it was supposedly going to conveniently follow the time zones starting in NZ lasst night

Good point!

So what time is it gonna happen at the north/south pole where they all come together?

ds4146 · « **Reply #177 on:** May 21, 2011, 10:05:22 am »

Quote from: phildinftlaudy on May 21, 2011, 09:55:33 am

The whole "No Strap-Ons Allowed" rule through her into a tailspin.

Does that mean that we should all seek cover? I mean when and where do you think she might hit. Shit if its not one thing its another.

Hell with it I am off to the gym, and then a hair cut, want to look half way decent leaving.

Ann · « **Reply #178 on:** May 21, 2011, 10:43:07 am »

Quote from: ds4146 on May 21, 2011, 09:50:30 am

Ann, shouldn't you be gone by now? In fact a number of you should be out of here, jeez!

There was a knock on my door about a half-hour ago but I hid behind the couch and pretended I wasn't home. I didn't have time to apply for a strap-on waiver (or waver, for that matter) so like I said, I ain't goin'!!!

Quote from: ds4146 on May 21, 2011, 10:05:22 am

Does that mean that we should all seek cover? I mean when and where do you think she might hit. Shit if its not one thing its another.

Well, like they say in that famous book of myth and fairy-tales, no one knows the hour. So watch out, mister!

RapidRod · « **Reply #179 on:** May 21, 2011, 10:58:09 am »

Remember this.

Jeff G · « **Reply #180 on:** May 21, 2011, 11:20:08 am »

Wait a minute I'm confused .... you guys did drink your poison cool aid didn't you , I don't want to do this alone .

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #181 on:** May 21, 2011, 11:33:24 am »

Quote from: jg1962 on May 21, 2011, 11:20:08 am

Wait a minute I'm confused .... you guys did drink your poison cool aid didn't you , I don't want to do this alone .

Bye Jeffypoo... Meetcha in heaven!

wolfter · « **Reply #182 on:** May 21, 2011, 11:36:16 am »

Oh man, I can't imagine a greater bunch of people to spend eternity with. After all, I've always been taught exactly where queer folk go. Wonder if we'll have the best decorated pit in hell? Maybe that big red dude down yonder just needs some loving. I'll take one for the team so that we can enjoy our time together.

GSOgymrat · « **Reply #183 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:07:13 pm »

Quote from: wolfter on May 21, 2011, 11:36:16 am

Wonder if we'll have the best decorated pit in hell? Maybe that big red dude down yonder just needs some loving. I'll take one for the team so that we can enjoy our time together.

Here is a behind the scenes where Lucy explains to God about designing Hell and how homos ended up there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8i4le0BIFc

Solo_LTSurvivor · « **Reply #184 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:19:50 pm »

Quote from: jg1962 on May 21, 2011, 11:20:08 am

Wait a minute I'm confused .... you guys did drink your poison cool aid didn't you , I don't want to do this alone .

I dunno about the kool-aid, but I'm eating a Total 0% Mango Guanabana Fage container of Greek yogurt now and feel like I've become one of the Angels in America

This must mean I've been beamed up.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #185 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:26:44 pm »

I HAVE HAD IT WITH HOW YOU FOLKS MOCK RELIGION AND AM LEAVING THE FORUMS 4EVA!

/swansong

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #186 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:28:31 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on May 21, 2011, 12:26:44 pm

I HAVE HAD IT WITH HOW YOU FOLKS MOCK RELIGION AND AM LEAVING THE FORUMS 4EVA!

/swansong

Byotch please. We'll be hearing the David Morales remix in a week or two.

Jeff G · « **Reply #187 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:30:02 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on May 21, 2011, 12:26:44 pm

I HAVE HAD IT WITH HOW YOU FOLKS MOCK RELIGION AND AM LEAVING THE FORUMS 4EVA!

/swansong

You can always create a new account now that you are born again .

RAB · « **Reply #188 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:30:53 pm »

Apparently this thing isn't panning out as advertised.

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/05/21/6690267-all-quiet-on-the-rapture-front

I was so certain I'd be one of the 200 million, now what the heck am I supposed to do? Clean house?

This just sucks.

RAB

Solo_LTSurvivor · « **Reply #189 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:30:59 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on May 21, 2011, 12:28:31 pm

Byotch please. We'll be hearing the David Morales remix in a week or two.

Right. With Cher dubbed in for a touch of fierceness

Jeff G · « **Reply #190 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:36:04 pm »

I am now convinced the rapture did indeed happen but nobody has met the criteria to go .

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #191 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:36:20 pm »

Quote from: Solo_LTSurvivor on May 21, 2011, 12:30:59 pm

Right. With Cher dubbed in for a touch of fierceness

Mah Swan Song will feature Ultra Nate, Juliet Roberts, and Crystal Waters. Fetch!

Ann · « **Reply #192 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:37:09 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on May 21, 2011, 12:26:44 pm

I HAVE HAD IT WITH HOW YOU FOLKS MOCK RELIGION AND AM LEAVING THE FORUMS 4EVA!

/swansong

Bye-bye sweetie, don't let the door hit your ass on your way out.

Ann · « **Reply #193 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:39:39 pm »

Quote from: jg1962 on May 21, 2011, 12:30:02 pm

You can always create a new account now that you are born again .

I should whack you one with my Time Out Truncheon^TM for even suggesting such a thing!

Solo_LTSurvivor · « **Reply #194 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:45:59 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on May 21, 2011, 12:36:20 pm

Mah Swan Song will feature Ultra Nate, Juliet Roberts, and Crystal Waters. Fetch!

I'm feeling the need to listen to the Insane Club mix of "Found A Cure" now because it feels like I'm goin' crazy

You can keep Ms. Waters.

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #195 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:48:09 pm »

Quote from: Ann on May 21, 2011, 12:39:39 pm

I should whack you one with my Time Out Truncheon^TM for even suggesting such a thing!

or a large strap-on --- similar effect but oh so much more seductive

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #196 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:58:20 pm »

Quote from: Solo_LTSurvivor on May 21, 2011, 12:45:59 pm

I'm feeling the need to listen to the Insane Club mix of "Found A Cure" now because it feels like I'm goin' crazy You can keep Ms. Waters.

Rapture is two hits of x while dancing to the Bad Yard Mix of "What I Need" at Warsaw circa 1995. The good old days.

Ann · « **Reply #197 on:** May 21, 2011, 12:59:20 pm »

Quote from: phildinftlaudy on May 21, 2011, 12:48:09 pm

or a large strap-on --- similar effect but oh so much more seductive

How are you so sure my Time Out Truncheon^TM isn't equipped with straps? Hmm??? It makes for some fun hands-free time-outting.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #198 on:** May 21, 2011, 01:03:48 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on May 21, 2011, 12:58:20 pm

Rapture is two hits of x while dancing to the Bad Yard Mix of "What I Need" at Warsaw circa 1995. The good old days.

And a sad little 18 year old latina twink you were that year. Did you wave at me across the street at the Blue Door?

hope_for_a_cure · « **Reply #199 on:** May 21, 2011, 01:10:00 pm »

I took an early flight and crossed over around noon today. Its really nice up here but everybody is wearing some pretty weird shit. The music will take some getting use to and not sure I dig these wings but perhaps in time they will 'grow on me'.

Oh... the view is marv-a-las!!! Gotta run... there is a little angle orgy that I must get ready for and I cant be late for my first one. Huge party planned for all you folks later this evening.

Laters!!!

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