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Offline mpositive

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Irony...... :)
« on: January 19, 2010, 02:43:19 pm »
I had to share what just went thru my mind.  I was downloading my labs from my email and as it downloads a little pop up comes and says "There are no Viruses in this file" or something to that effect.  Hmmmmmm how can I tell them they are wrong?      :)  :)
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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: Irony...... :)
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2010, 03:10:20 pm »


  No man that's Bill Gates sending you subliminal messages.  They say he frequents denialist's forums and I'm not joking.... :D ;)
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Offline mpositive

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Re: Irony...... :)
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2010, 07:53:34 pm »
Skeeb....I swear bro, I knew you would be the first one to add a comment to my post!  LOL 
Sounds about right to me!
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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: Irony...... :)
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2010, 08:01:43 pm »
Quote from: mpositive on January 19, 2010, 07:53:34 pm
I knew you would be the first one to add a comment to my post! 

You do know people get married for these reasons, right?  Well, that and babies I guess...
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Offline tednlou2

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Re: Irony...... :)
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2010, 08:33:04 pm »
I've experienced the same thought before.  Also, I went on xtube one time to check out what all the amateur videos were all about.  First time there, I got a virus.  I thought, "Damn, you can't even have computer sex safely."
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Offline mpositive

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Re: Irony...... :)
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2010, 07:51:54 am »
Too funny....it was just some irony.  Too many like that.
Hope you are all doing well.  Waiting for my latest results to come back from the lab, almost at UD.....500 last month.  It's a huge drop from 300k  YES!

So.....back to Irony please!!!
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Offline Angel-Ronnie

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Re: Irony...... :)
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2010, 08:01:47 am »
"M"

I have avast antivirus on my laptop whenever it does a scan i get the message " your virus database has been updated with the latest version" hmmmmmm will that be one of the stages ......LOL
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Offline mecch

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Re: Irony...... :)
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2010, 08:53:14 am »
because you are "undetectable"
maybe the virus is hiding - malware
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Re: Irony...... :)
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2010, 08:55:13 am »
Quote from: skeebo1969 on January 19, 2010, 03:10:20 pm

  No man that's Bill Gates sending you subliminal messages.  They say he frequents denialist's forums and I'm not joking.... :D ;)


If that's true, it's probably because of the Gates Foundation's work in the hiv field. It's likely to be a case of wanting to know the enemy.

Quote from: tednlou2 on January 19, 2010, 08:33:04 pm

Also, I went on xtube one time to check out what all the amateur videos were all about.  First time there, I got a virus.  I thought, "Damn, you can't even have computer sex safely."


Too funny! ;D
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Offline Angel-Ronnie

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Re: Irony...... :)
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2010, 07:28:38 am »
ever wondered what happens in the office afterhours at your desk. wonder no more

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Offline Okealyshire

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Re: Irony...... :)
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2010, 04:10:06 am »
Get yourself one of these.


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Re: Irony...... :)
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2010, 08:20:45 am »
Too funny....  :)
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