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Author Topic: Tequila (audio file humour)  (Read 2281 times)

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Offline Ann

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Tequila (audio file humour)
« on: September 26, 2006, 07:04:35 pm »
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Re: Tequila (audio file humour)
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2006, 07:40:29 pm »
Here in Nuevo Mexico we have a saying about Tequila:



          One Tequila!
          Two Tequila!
        Three Tequila,
            FLOOR!

   And it happens on a constant basis...
                                                              Carl (who lives where tequila consumption is considered a spectator sport)
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Re: Tequila (audio file humour)
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2006, 11:44:28 pm »
what do ya do on that rock ah? ;)
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Re: Tequila (audio file humour)
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2006, 07:41:08 am »
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

I don't touch the stuff. Not since one hot summer day in 1982 when two friends and I shared a bottle and a sack full of lemons on the back porch. When the bottle was finished, I went inside the house to get ready for a night out, got to the top of the stairs and didn't resurface for two days. I've never been so sick on alcohol in my life and to this day I can't even get a whiff of tequila without gagging.  :-X

Ann
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(who also just realised that was 24 years ago!!! I feel old....)
« Last Edit: September 27, 2006, 07:43:12 am by Ann »
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