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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: swede_dish on November 30, 2007, 08:43:36 pm
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Hiyo. It's been a grip since I've been on here :-\ I've been sick lately and much of my time has been spent either working or making cute crap for my Etsy store.
Health is good now....*flex*....melting the ladies with my wmd's. Weapons of Mass Distraction. Actually I have a boyfriend, David and he's a pretty cool guy. He's down with my status and it's all good. He was happy I was extremely upfront about it considering he would have to know about it eventually anyway. He's a nice jewish boy which makes my family very happy.
I didn't have the interwebs or a computer for a while but now I'm back in the game and I don't have to mooch David's laptop anymore.
I hope everyone is doing well and I missed comming on here bunches!
Shalom!
-Swede
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Shalom back at ya, Swede.
It's great to see you back here, and really good to hear that you're back in the game!
:-*
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Oooooh someone who spits more slang than me and Aunty D this should be interesting indeed. ;) Glad to see you are feeling better. Looking forward to hearing more from you.....
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danke!!! I'm glad to hear from you guys!!
You bet your bippy Queen! I can spit with the best of them ;)
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A gezunt der in pupik, Swedes!
MtD
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A gezunt der in pupik, Swedes!
MtD
Thank you for blessing my bellybutton ;)
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Heh. I forgot the yiddish for vagina. :)
MtD
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Whoa! Glad to see you back Sweetie! Good for you for snagging a nice Jewish boy.
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hmmm, have I ever snagged a Jewish boy? How the hell would one know? I paid for all the meals. ;)
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"hmmm, have I ever snagged a Jewish boy? How the hell would one know? I paid for all the meals."
-You probably have then my dear.
Hey Basquo! How are you sweets?!
Oh and Matty...it's knish ;)
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OMG, now I need a new dictionary . . . I'm willing to learn, but please one step at a time. This is gonna be fun! Where is Jody when I need him?
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The Yiddish Tidbit with Swede!
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Health is good now....
*snip*
I have a boyfriend, David and he's a pretty cool guy. He's down with my status and it's all good. He was happy I was extremely upfront about it considering he would have to know about it eventually anyway. He's a nice jewish boy which makes my family very happy.
Hurray! Hiyo back Swede :) Did you guys go through a yenta? ;D xoo
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OMG, now I need a new dictionary . . . I'm willing to learn, but please one step at a time. This is gonna be fun! Where is Jody when I need him?
ROFL, Rick you're a trip. Tell Thom, howdy for me.
Rodney
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Hurray! Hiyo back Swede :) Did you guys go through a yenta? ;D xoo
HAHAHA no! I wish...that would have made it much sweeter!
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Oh and Matty...it's knish
Ah! In that case "A gezunt der in knish!"
MtD
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A dank aych Matty!
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Hey Swedeheart! :) It's so very good to hear from you again! I've been worried about you - the last I remember hearing from you, you were semi-homeless and living out of your car. I'm really happy to know that you're doing well and have snagged yourself a nice boy.
I did a little research on the Yiddish for vagina and came up with a whole list (source http://www.yiddishdictionaryonline.com/ ):
meat pie; vagina (vulgar) pirog pee'·rog (m.) פּיראָג
sheath; vagina sheyd sheyd (f.) שייד
vagina vagine va∙gee'∙neh (f.) וואַגינע
vagina mutersheyd moo' ·ter ·sheyd (f.) מוטערשייד
vagina; pussy (vulgar) pirge peer'·geh (f.) פּירגע
My personal favourite is pirog, but I'm just vulgar like that. ;)
These are fun too:
jerk, fool, idiot, contemptible person; naive person, person easy to deceive; (vulg. penis, dick, asshole) (American Jewish) shmok shmok (.) שמאָק
limb (of a body); penis eyver (eyvrim) ey'·ver (ey'·vrim) (m.) אבֿר
penis penis peh'∙nis (m.) פּעניס
penis menlekher eyver (menlekhe (eyvirm) men'∙lekh∙er ey'∙ver (men'∙lekh'eh ey'∙vrim) (m.) מענלעכער אבֿר
penis mile mi'∙leh (m.) מילה
penis, dick (vulg.) shmekl shmek'·l (n.) שמעקל
penis, dick (vulg.) shmekele shmek'·el·eh (n.) שמעקעלע
putz (American Jewish), jerk, fool, simpleton (vulg. penis) puts puhts (m.) פּוץ
snake, serpent; (vulg. penis) shlang shlang (f.) שלאַנג
young boy; toddler (boy), small male child; small penis (vulg.) petsl pets'·l (n.) פּעצל
young boy; toddler (boy), small male child; small penis (vulg.) petsele pets'·el·eh (n.) פּעצעלע
Can anyone guess my favourite out of that list? Yep, you got it, mile. Can you tell I'm a bit of a size queen? ;D
Please don't be such a stranger, Swede. You've got people here who worry about you when you go missing.
Hugs,
Ann
xxx
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Can anyone guess my favourite out of that list? Yep, you got it, mile. Can you tell I'm a bit of a size queen? ;D
Please don't be such a stranger, Swede. You've got people here who worry about you when you go missing.
Hugs,
Ann
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Aw thank you Ann! That means alot <3
Hahahaha know I know what my grandma calls my dad at the dinner table!
P.S Well this thread gives a whole new meaning to running a "mile". ;)