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Offline ImagineFL

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Football with my mother
« on: September 18, 2006, 09:12:09 am »
I told Eric that I would post this picture today.

The Scene:  Sunday afternoon at Keith's Bar for the Bucs game.

When I got home from church, my mother came home soon after (we go to different churches, mine is modern and contemporary and accepts gays).  The conversation went as usual;
"How was your service sweetie?" 
"Fine, but I need to get going... the Bucs are on at 1PM"
"Were are you going to watch it at?"
"At Keith's with my dykes"
"Can I come?"
"Sure... gotta run, meet me there"

So... after a bottle of Chardonnay for her and a couple of pitchers of beer for me, I bought mother, myself and the dykes a shot.  While we were toasting... notice WHO in the picture skipped the toast and went right after the drink.  LOL

Thats my mother!   ;D

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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2006, 09:52:51 am »
Patsy, what a great picture of you and the womens...  Your Mom, that setting... Thats a keeper!


I can see who wears the long pants in the family..... ;D

Love
« Last Edit: September 18, 2006, 10:12:53 am by Eric »
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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2006, 10:08:42 am »
Cheers Patsy..........Don't you look swell surrounded by all those ...lovely women. ::)
Momma dont mess around...does she.  Great picture. :o 
No wonder Eric wants to follow you around......................... :P

Can I? :P
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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2006, 12:49:59 pm »
I must say... my mother and I do have a lot of fun times cruising men and drinking. 

As for Eric, he is a lot of fun... if I were older than him, I would adopt him.  lol   :P

Patsy

PS... I even have video of momma and the girls dancing at the bar... scary!
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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2006, 12:57:00 pm »
Excweeze me?  I am adaptable not adoptable...   ;)  No orfan home would take me when my Mom tried to give me away...
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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2006, 01:02:36 pm »
But dear... I could start working on converting you into a "mini-me"  lol
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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2006, 01:05:06 pm »
Oh you have done it now!
I am going to tie your shoelaces together for that!

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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2006, 01:10:12 pm »
I need a full size picture of you so I can play with it in Photoshop.   ;D

I'll be nice... ... ... promise!
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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2006, 01:13:19 pm »
Patsy, I have come to know you as the "Photoshop Assassin" or F-aH for short.. You gota be kidding.. I think I will change my picture to a big pitcher of beer... You would never modify that...
« Last Edit: September 18, 2006, 01:58:09 pm by Eric »
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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2006, 01:13:57 pm »
Patsy....

             Face it.  You are older than he is.......and I'm older than both of you put together
but who's counting right? ::)  Well if your Momma ever gets tired of drinking with you....let me know
I'll adopt you and Eric both.  :-* And I'll let you run around the house "NAKED" :P

« Last Edit: September 18, 2006, 01:19:34 pm by david25luvit »
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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2006, 01:14:53 pm »
Nope... I would drink the picture of the pitcher, though.   :)

Better make it two pitchers.

Patsy
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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2006, 01:15:41 pm »
Eric... I don't know about you, but I am running away to David's house so I can be nekkid!!!!

Patsy
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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2006, 02:04:58 pm »
Ok, Patsy, David..... Its a date... But you better have a 8 way shower.....

Patsy, I will indulge you now.. I am going to supply you pre and post diagnosis picture.. Its amazing what 1 year can do..

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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2006, 09:07:27 pm »
LMFAO!!!!
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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2006, 08:24:32 am »
Talk about a Cover Girl smile..............Yikes! ;D
Tom Cruise meets Jaws :o

and they say I'm twisted...Hmm! ::)
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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2006, 01:15:51 pm »
We're all a bunch of twisted sisters sometimes!!!
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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2006, 01:23:32 pm »
You know what they say.......Patsy :-*

"It takes one to know one".......... ::)
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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2006, 06:49:36 pm »
Yo, dude, lets go surfin bra... ;D

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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2006, 08:17:05 pm »
We'll do it soon... I'll fly into Denver, grab your ass (literally too) and we'll go to SoCal and I will take you surfing... Dudette!    ;D
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Re: Football with my mother
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2006, 09:03:18 pm »
kewl duuude ;D
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