Author Topic: What Is Going On Here? (Read 8953 times)

Eldon · « **on:** January 10, 2007, 04:30:28 pm »

Did you hear about the Annual Procrastinator's Meeting?

It was cancelled.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #1 on:** January 10, 2007, 04:32:19 pm »

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 10, 2007, 04:38:55 pm »

Double huh? Just when I thought I had things figured out it just gets stranger. Is the guy in the picture a procrastinator?

Mouse · « **Reply #3 on:** January 10, 2007, 04:41:35 pm »

Anyone that dances like that must be a procrastinator.

Duh.

Boo Radley · « **Reply #4 on:** January 10, 2007, 04:42:49 pm »

I never open my invitation to the Annual Procrastinator's Meeting until months after the event.

Boo

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 10, 2007, 04:43:17 pm »

Thanks for the clarification... I think

Boo Radley · « **Reply #6 on:** January 10, 2007, 04:56:18 pm »

I think this post pertains here as well:

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=7444.msg89271#msg89271

Arthur "Boo" Radley

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #7 on:** January 10, 2007, 05:30:50 pm »

Eldon, can you please explain this posting?

allopathicholistic · « **Reply #8 on:** January 10, 2007, 05:32:38 pm »

Quote from: philly267 on January 10, 2007, 05:30:50 pm

Eldon, can you please explain this posting?

explanation: procrastinators are always cancelling events for a later date, thus their annual meeting got cancelled for a later date

Eldon · « **Reply #9 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:13:54 pm »

Alex is right. Instead of having the meeting they cancelled it and rescheduled it for another time. The guy is dancing because he did not want to go to the meeting in the first place! LOL!

I am surprised that Boo kept his invitation! LOL!

fearless · « **Reply #10 on:** January 10, 2007, 07:04:17 pm »

I used to be indecisive.... but, now I'm not so sure.

ACinKC · « **Reply #11 on:** January 10, 2007, 07:07:06 pm »

JESUS CHRIST IM PISSING MYSELF!!! Eldon cracks an honest to god joke! LOVE YOU LOVE YOUR SHOW MAN!!!!!

Keep on Keepin on! Reinventing himself more times than Madonna and the ever gay poplular CHER, ladies and gentleman please put your hands together for our headliner tonight......

ELDON "handshake of DOOOOOOM" (insert eldon's last name here)

Eldon · « **Reply #12 on:** January 10, 2007, 07:09:27 pm »

Hey AC,

What is the opposite of DOOM?

"What can I notice right now that makes me smile?"

ACinKC · « **Reply #13 on:** January 10, 2007, 07:12:43 pm »

Eldon,

The opposite of doom = Praise and handshake of praise just isnt as funny......

The first lesson in comedy, make em laugh, young grasshoppa!

RapidRod · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2007, 07:12:55 pm »

Quote

What is the opposite of DOOM?

DOOMER

Eldon · « **Reply #15 on:** January 10, 2007, 07:14:13 pm »

Hey AC and Rod,

I just bellowed out with this gut laugh. All of the racoons are looking crazy in the woods now.

"What can I notice right now that makes me smile?"

ACinKC · « **Reply #16 on:** January 10, 2007, 07:15:31 pm »

Quit jonesin the weed man, pass it my way!!! Puff Puff GIVE Puff Puff GIVE....

Eldon · « **Reply #17 on:** January 10, 2007, 07:21:54 pm »

Hey AC,

Does it really have that kind of effect? Man. I missed something huh? LOL!

"What can I notice right now that makes me smile?"

Boo Radley · « **Reply #18 on:** January 10, 2007, 08:30:56 pm »

Quote from: Eldon on January 10, 2007, 07:09:27 pm

What is the opposite of DOOM?

MOOD

Boo

Eldon · « **Reply #19 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:00:19 pm »

Hey Boo,

That joke is funny as funny can be. Just think about it and you will laugh for days.

Check out the Pandora's box as well.

"What can I notice right now that makes me smile?"

Joe K · « **Reply #20 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:04:25 pm »

I swear that the last time I heard people talk like this was back in the 70s while doing some really great window pane acid. If you have been there you WILL understand.

thunter34 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:05:54 pm »

OK...perhaps not the 70's....but, Killfoile- you're taking me back, man! You're takin' me back!

Joe K · « **Reply #22 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:08:18 pm »

Hey Thunter,

Two words: Blue Microdot

thunter34 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:10:12 pm »

Hey, killfoile...

One word: Sugarcube

aupointillimite · « **Reply #24 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:15:11 pm »

Acid? The LSD? Dirty hippies! All of you!

Razorbill · « **Reply #25 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:15:42 pm »

Greatful dead skulls on blotter

Eldon · « **Reply #26 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:23:10 pm »

Hey Guys,

When it is liquid it is vivid. Very vivid.

"What can I notice right now that makes me smile?"

Boo Radley · « **Reply #27 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:24:13 pm »

Did someone mention windowpane?

Now that was acid!! This watered down crap passing for LSD nowadays might as well be Tic Tacs.

Orange Sunshine, Windowpane, Purple Haze!

Boo,
the colors, the colors, man!

aupointillimite · « **Reply #28 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:26:06 pm »

Man, I never touched the stuff... I could do line after line of blow with no paranoia problems... ever.

But give me two hits of weed off a pipe, and I'm in the corner shivering and screaming about "carpetbaggers got me by the brain banana!"

I thought it best to stay away from stronger hallucinogens.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #29 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:55:58 pm »

Quote from: allopathicholistic on January 10, 2007, 05:32:38 pm

explanation: procrastinators are always cancelling events for a later date, thus their annual meeting got cancelled for a later date

Creative people procratinate ALL the time... it allows them to gather their thoughs. Then again I'm a painter and YES... I have a degree it it.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #30 on:** January 10, 2007, 09:58:10 pm »

Quote from: killfoile on January 10, 2007, 09:04:25 pm

I swear that the last time I heard people talk like this was back in the 70s while doing some really great window pane acid. If you have been there you WILL understand.

Oh, I was there sugar. Those tabs of acid were S.E.V.E.R.E. Can I be honest and when I first posted on AIDSmeds I totally though Eldonn was on drugs of some kind.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #31 on:** January 10, 2007, 10:00:40 pm »

Quote from: aupointillimite on January 10, 2007, 09:26:06 pm

Man, I never touched the stuff... I could do line after line of blow with no paranoia problems... ever.

But give me two hits of weed off a pipe, and I'm in the corner shivering and screaming about "carpetbaggers got me by the brain banana!"

I thought it best to stay away from stronger hallucinogens.

Barbara please... I was 5 seconds away from a River Phoenix fest once sans Viper Room... but there WAS a Madonna dancer from the Blond Ambition tour in the room.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #32 on:** January 10, 2007, 10:03:29 pm »

Quote from: philly267 on January 10, 2007, 10:00:40 pm

Barbara please... I was 5 seconds away from a River Phoenix fest once sans Viper Room... but there WAS a Madonna dancer from the Blond Ambition tour in the room.

I am duly impressed.

kthxbye!

thunter34 · « **Reply #33 on:** January 10, 2007, 10:05:13 pm »

OK I MUST post this now! Sorry if this is venturing...uh....off topic?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzgZ160sk5Y

It's a great day in Druggachusettes!

aupointillimite · « **Reply #34 on:** January 10, 2007, 10:12:11 pm »

I love Mr. Show! Huzzah!

Boo Radley · « **Reply #35 on:** January 10, 2007, 10:13:03 pm »

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

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