Author Topic: My first poll ev-ar. I'm curious. (Read 9123 times)

aupointillimite · « **on:** February 22, 2007, 07:48:31 pm »

I'm left-handed. But this is something that I was talking about with my friends a couple of days ago... and I just thought I'd see what everyone here is.

And I figure this is a flame-free topic, too.

fondeveau · « **Reply #1 on:** February 22, 2007, 07:51:34 pm »

More importantly, which hand do you use while jerking off? While right-handed, its the left that knows how I like it.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #2 on:** February 22, 2007, 07:53:00 pm »

Quote from: fondeveau on February 22, 2007, 07:51:34 pm

More importantly, which hand do you use while jerking off? While right-handed, its the left that knows how I like it.

I'm really strongly left-handed... so I pretty much use my left hand for everything, including masturbation... except for some specialized tasks like carrot peeling and stuff like that.

I've tried jerking off right handed before, and it feels weird. Like, not in a good way weird.

fondeveau · « **Reply #3 on:** February 22, 2007, 07:57:28 pm »

But, it always feels better when someone else is um...peeling your carrot. So, your right hand should feel oddly like a stranger helping you out.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #4 on:** February 22, 2007, 07:58:09 pm »

Quote from: fondeveau on February 22, 2007, 07:57:28 pm

But, it always feels better when someone else is um...peeling your carrot. So, your right hand should feel oddly like a stranger helping you out.

It doesn't. It feels like I've suddenly gone stupid and don't know what I'm doing.

Edited to add: "Carrot peeling" is by far the most disturbing euphemism for masturbation I've heard in my life. And maybe the most clever.

whizzer · « **Reply #5 on:** February 22, 2007, 08:00:13 pm »

Versatile, but prefer Right.

Or, as some NS State basketball player said once:

"I'm amphibious"

cph9680 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 22, 2007, 08:01:58 pm »

Lefty too...

Corey

aupointillimite · « **Reply #7 on:** February 22, 2007, 08:03:03 pm »

Quote from: cph9680 on February 22, 2007, 08:01:58 pm

Lefty too...

Corey

We're so much better than everyone else.

Oh shit... do you think they heard that?

fondeveau · « **Reply #8 on:** February 22, 2007, 08:04:08 pm »

Quote from: aupointillimite on February 22, 2007, 07:58:09 pm

It doesn't. It feels like I've suddenly gone stupid and don't know what I'm doing.

Edited to add: "Carrot peeling" is by far the most disturbing euphemism for masturbation I've heard in my life. And maybe the most clever.

I used to refer to anal sex as sticking a geranium in your hat. There was a book about a woman with 3 kids who manages to overcome a life of adversity and disappointment as one child was alcoholic, the other a doper, and the third, a homosexual. The book was entitled, "Stick a geranium in your hat and smile..."

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #9 on:** February 22, 2007, 08:05:49 pm »

And I figure this is a flame-free topic, too.

Not a chance petal. This is AIDSMEDS. Every thread's a flamewar.

Matty the Damned is devoutly right-handed. He spurns southpaws as he would spurn a typhoid rat. All left-handers wet the bed and loiter outside schools with nefarious intentions.

MtD

aupointillimite · « **Reply #10 on:** February 22, 2007, 08:09:23 pm »

Quote from: matty.the.damned on February 22, 2007, 08:05:49 pm

And I figure this is a flame-free topic, too.
All left-handers wet the bed and loiter outside schools with nefarious intentions.

You've been sneaking into our meetings, haven't you?

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #11 on:** February 22, 2007, 08:12:38 pm »

You've been sneaking into our meetings, haven't you?

Certainly not! What a preposterous suggestion. Matty the Damned is an Evil Genius^TM and as such, has minions to undertake such horrid tasks on his behalf.

MtD

Lwood · « **Reply #12 on:** February 22, 2007, 08:23:28 pm »

Left Handed ?? Dude I cant even skin it back with my left hand let alone prep the carrot.

AlanBama · « **Reply #13 on:** February 22, 2007, 08:34:38 pm »

I am seriously RIGHT handed.

When I was a little boy, I started taking piano lessons.....it took about two years for me to be able to get my left hand "coordinated" enough to strike the notes that appeared in the music.

Also, strangely enough, many years later when I developed severe DVT and blood clots, they were in my LEFT leg, and my left foot is in much worse shape than my right.

Weird. I always get a kick out of watching people write left-handed. The people I have known who have the prettiest penmanship seem to be righties.....how's your handwriting Benj?

aupointillimite · « **Reply #14 on:** February 22, 2007, 08:38:14 pm »

Quote from: AlanBama on February 22, 2007, 08:34:38 pm

The people I have known who have the prettiest penmanship seem to be righties.....how's your handwriting Benj?

Like this.

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=5747.msg114061#msg114061

jkinatl2 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 22, 2007, 08:42:09 pm »

Lefty here.

AlanBama · « **Reply #16 on:** February 22, 2007, 08:47:28 pm »

Benj, honey that's printing. I mean PENMANSHIP, as in cursive writing....you know, the Palmer method? Wait, you probably never heard of that....I'm showing my age here.

RapidRod · « **Reply #17 on:** February 22, 2007, 08:54:44 pm »

Since I'm right handed, I prefer my friends to be left handed since my side of the bed is on the right hand side.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #18 on:** February 22, 2007, 08:58:35 pm »

Quote from: AlanBama on February 22, 2007, 08:47:28 pm

Benj, honey that's printing. I mean PENMANSHIP, as in cursive writing....you know, the Palmer method? Wait, you probably never heard of that....I'm showing my age here.

I learned cursive in elementary school... but I absolutely hate writing in it, so I always ALWAYS print.

cph9680 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 22, 2007, 09:00:02 pm »

he still has better handwriting than me!

Bucko · « **Reply #20 on:** February 22, 2007, 09:05:26 pm »

Quote from: matty.the.damned on February 22, 2007, 08:05:49 pm

And I figure this is a flame-free topic, too.

Not a chance petal. This is AIDSMEDS. Every thread's a flamewar.

Matty the Damned is devoutly right-handed. He spurns southpaws as he would spurn a typhoid rat. All left-handers wet the bed and loiter outside schools with nefarious intentions.

MtD

Matty, as always, has enunciated my position to perfection. The only thing left to add is that all those deviant anti-manualists need to be sent to re-orientation camps before they're allowed to proliferate.

Brent
(Whose right foot's bigger, too)

aupointillimite · « **Reply #21 on:** February 22, 2007, 09:07:55 pm »

Quote from: Bucko on February 22, 2007, 09:05:26 pm

Matty, as always, has enunciated my position to perfection. The only thing left to add is that all those deviant anti-manualists need to be sent to re-orientation camps before they're allowed to proliferate.

We're everywhere!

Both my parents are right-handed.

They had four kids.

Three of us are left-handed.

Go fig.

fondeveau · « **Reply #22 on:** February 22, 2007, 09:34:52 pm »

Sinister children are often the result of difficult deliveries resulting in a loss of oxygen while passing through the birth canal...

aupointillimite · « **Reply #23 on:** February 22, 2007, 09:35:48 pm »

Quote from: fondeveau on February 22, 2007, 09:34:52 pm

Sinister children are often the result of difficult deliveries resulting in a loss of oxygen while passing through the birth canal...

So, I'm left handed because my mother was suffocating me with her vagina?

Distinctive.

fearless · « **Reply #24 on:** February 22, 2007, 09:57:26 pm »

I'm right handed.
Same goes for my brother and two sisters.
Both our parents are left handed, and attempts were made to 'beat it out of them' when they were kids.

aztecan · « **Reply #25 on:** February 23, 2007, 01:44:06 am »

Being the sadistic lout that I am, I insist all southpaws be sent to catholic school, preferably one run by a convent.

Nuns are great for breaking southpaws of their nasty, antisocial behaviour. They now carry special titanium rulers to bash the knuckles of those who dare challenge the right-handed norm.

Hehehehehe.

egello · « **Reply #26 on:** February 23, 2007, 01:55:09 am »

mostly right handed but use my left hand for more pleasruabel thigns...

fondeveau · « **Reply #27 on:** February 23, 2007, 06:49:54 am »

Quote from: aupointillimite on February 22, 2007, 09:35:48 pm

So, I'm left handed because my mother was suffocating me with her vagina?

Distinctive.

Probably why you are gay, too.

Dachshund · « **Reply #28 on:** February 23, 2007, 07:08:32 am »

Quote from: aupointillimite on February 22, 2007, 09:35:48 pm

So, I'm left handed because my mother was suffocating me with her vagina?

Distinctive.

Test tubes have vaginas?

Queen Tokelove · « **Reply #29 on:** February 23, 2007, 03:39:00 pm »

I do it all with my right...

Tucsonwoody · « **Reply #30 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:16:22 am »

If you need something to put you to sleep - go read this article:

http://www.narth.com/docs/lefthand.html

Is There a Link Between
Left-Handedness and Homosexuality?

Course it's all true.....and the nun's couldn't make me a righty .....or straight

Lefty.....uh I mean Woody

David_CA · « **Reply #31 on:** February 24, 2007, 11:51:07 pm »

I'm right handed, but went through this phase years ago where I jacked off a lot. I did it so much that I was afraid my right arm would be significantly bigger than my left. It was a bit bigger, so I started using my left hand. I use my right mostly now, but I'll use the left for variety. It's very convenient to be able to jack off oneself and another person at the same time at different paces even.

On another note, I was beginning to have pains in my right hand from my pc's mouse. I started using my left hand for mousing, which was easy to learn to do. I used to smoke left handed and still drink left handed. I think I'm more versatile in handedness than I am in sex!

David

Jean-Yves · « **Reply #32 on:** February 25, 2007, 01:25:32 am »

Another rightie here!
Jean-Yves

HIVworker · « **Reply #33 on:** February 25, 2007, 01:31:18 am »

How did a topic on which hand you write with turn into something about jerking off???!!

Lefty. Explains a lot.

R

aupointillimite · « **Reply #34 on:** February 25, 2007, 04:06:15 pm »

Quote from: HIVworker on February 25, 2007, 01:31:18 am

How did a topic on which hand you write with turn into something about jerking off???!!

Lefty. Explains a lot.

I really should have seen that happening... but when it did... I wasn't surprised in the least.

Go us!

manchesteruk · « **Reply #35 on:** February 25, 2007, 05:31:05 pm »

I am very much left handed hence why I always have ink on the side of my hand when i'm writing. Or is that just me!

aupointillimite · « **Reply #36 on:** February 25, 2007, 05:49:40 pm »

Quote from: manchesteruk on February 25, 2007, 05:31:05 pm

I am very much left handed hence why I always have ink on the side of my hand when i'm writing. Or is that just me!

It's not just you. Me too. There are certain pens I refuse to use because they smudge worse than others.

This is why I try to avoid using pencils, too.

tigger2376 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 25, 2007, 07:37:43 pm »

Lefty naturally but had my hand tied behind my back til I wrote with my right by my grandma so I wouldn't be 'different'..this was 1971!!!!! Has its advantages in that I can do most things with both hands and multitask digitally

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