Author Topic: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA! (Read 38544 times)

Matty the Damned · « **on:** May 24, 2011, 04:31:13 pm »

'sup cocksuckers,

So last week I visited the Frau and she decided that I might have some neurological issues (hyper-reflexive, pupils won't dilate, pronounced weakness in my left leg, occasional blindness, blah blah) that need closer attention.

So she's handed me over to some Infectious Diseases Doctor who is gonna give me an MRI and various other tests including a LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!

Fuckin' epic, right?

This is all happening today.

I have to travel about two hours east on the train to the hospital where they do this shit, but the train ticket only costs me $2.50 each way. Also all the medical stuff is 100% free (including the hospital stay if needed) AND I get picked up by an AIDS community worker at the station to avoid the inconvenience of changing trains to get to the hospital.

Socialised medicine is such a burden. I long to be free!

Anyways, I imagine this stuff will involve lots of sitting around waiting. As I'll have my trusty mobile internets with me I might update you from time to time.

There could even be pictars!

MtD

Dachshund · « **Reply #1 on:** May 24, 2011, 04:36:29 pm »

Commie

Jeff G · « **Reply #2 on:** May 24, 2011, 05:01:26 pm »

I adore Lumbah Punckcha pics ! Please share . OH and Im sorry you are sick .

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #3 on:** May 24, 2011, 05:15:46 pm »

Pictorial evidence required. Preferably a live video feed.

WillyWump · « **Reply #4 on:** May 24, 2011, 05:16:33 pm »

LP's rock...or maybe it was the supa sweet drugs I got during and after

hope_for_a_cure · « **Reply #5 on:** May 24, 2011, 05:35:23 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 24, 2011, 04:31:13 pm

There could even be pictars!

Do we get to see your weenie again?

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #6 on:** May 24, 2011, 05:37:01 pm »

Quote from: hope_for_a_cure on May 24, 2011, 05:35:23 pm

Do we get to see your weenie again?

Maybe. If you're good you might get to see mah hiney!

MtD

newt · « **Reply #7 on:** May 24, 2011, 05:37:48 pm »

Can I have a roller blind?

hope_for_a_cure · « **Reply #8 on:** May 24, 2011, 05:38:22 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 24, 2011, 05:37:01 pm

Maybe. If you're good you might get to see mah hiney!

MtD

Hot damn!

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #9 on:** May 24, 2011, 05:43:49 pm »

Quote from: newt on May 24, 2011, 05:37:48 pm

Can I have a roller blind?

No, you may not.

MtD

Ann · « **Reply #10 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:08:28 pm »

Braggart.

anniebc · « **Reply #11 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:10:30 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on May 24, 2011, 05:15:46 pm

Pictorial evidence required. Preferably a live video feed.

What Rev said...if we don't have visual documentation it didn't happen.

Aroha
Jan

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #12 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:10:53 pm »

I am on the train!

We're currently making a stately progress through the upper mountains which is a Fashionable Place to live. Consequently lots of wannabe hipsters, dumpy women in pashminas and fey middle aged men in berets are getting on board.

There is a distinct whiff of patchouli and pretentiousness in the air.

MtD

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #13 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:12:34 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 24, 2011, 05:43:49 pm

No, you may not.

MtD

Since I know how much you love this movie, did you know that the 40th anniversary addition is being released next week. I read it will be worth buying. Maybe this will be yer birth of baby Jeebus day present.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #14 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:14:56 pm »

I was hoping for cheery pictures on the train -- guess Matilda left the Thai house boy at home.

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #15 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:16:32 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on May 24, 2011, 08:14:56 pm

I was hoping for cheery pictures on the train -- guess Matilda left the Thai house boy at home.

Don't forget that he shipped him off to Ann's Rock some time last week.

Ann · « **Reply #16 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:17:34 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on May 24, 2011, 08:16:32 pm

Don't forget that he shipped him off to Ann's Rock some time last week.

Oh ffs, stfu. I've got my rep to consider.

anniebc · « **Reply #17 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:21:11 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on May 24, 2011, 08:16:32 pm

Don't forget that he shipped him off to Ann's Rock some time last week.

Yes he did...my she is keeping very quiet about that, obviously doesn't want to share right now.

BTW Matty I love my pashmina and yes I've put on a few pound but don't be hating pashmina wearing women.

Aroha

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #18 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:27:01 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on May 24, 2011, 08:16:32 pm

Don't forget that he shipped him off to Ann's Rock some time last week.

I hear she's stuffing him with raw sea scallops and then felching.

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #19 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:33:18 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on May 24, 2011, 08:27:01 pm

I hear she's stuffing him with raw sea scallops and then felching.

::dead::

One thing that has never been clarified... Is this houseboy a pozzum? Drinking forbidden juice from Ann's Lady Chocha might be hazardous to his health.

WillyWump · « **Reply #20 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:35:35 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on May 24, 2011, 08:33:18 pm

Drinking forbidden juice from Ann's Lady Chocha.

*Chunks meet keyboard.*

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #21 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:38:54 pm »

Some woman is singing Islands in the Stream in the most irritating off key tone.

Some hippy fuckwit is prattling on about acupuncture.

Here is a pictar of the back of his head:

Note the fuckwit hat he is wearing. This is so decent people can identify him as a fuckwit and avoid him or, optionally, push him over.

MtD

WillyWump · « **Reply #22 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:52:52 pm »

Nice pic of a Kangaroo on the column there. I didn't know yall had graffiti artists down unda.

tednlou2 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 24, 2011, 09:34:37 pm »

Ah, so this may explain many things.....

You'll be fine, I'm sure. Now, you guys are going into winter there, right. I think I learned that from the "Wiggles." I was hoping that dude wearing the skull cap wasn't like the people I see all the time in 90 degree heat wearing them.

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #24 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:29:43 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 24, 2011, 08:10:53 pm

There is a distinct whiff of patchouli and pretentiousness in the air.

MtD

that would have been my cue to get off the bus.

I hope the issues get sorted out Matty.

spacebarsux · « **Reply #25 on:** May 24, 2011, 10:46:44 pm »

Good luck Matty!

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #26 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:29:10 am »

Well this is starting to get tedious.

I've just been admitted to the infectious diseases ward by a registrar (Rahul -- cute!). It's a four bed ward and my cell mates are all women!

Truly I am living the dream of every 30 something gay man, stuck in an airless ward with three diseased bints.

Apparently one of them has a broken back. Unfortunately she can still talk. It seems she can't peeeeeeeeeeee!

Women are such dramah queens, honestly.

Prior to this Rahul examined me at considerable length over in the AIDS clinic. He has lovely warm hands.

Anyhoo, teh LP has been postponed in favour of a spine/brain MRI because they now doubt my issues are ID related. I get to see a neurologist at some point.

I could be here for a week, or so they keep saying.

Good times, eh?

MtD

Jeff G · « **Reply #27 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:48:04 am »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 25, 2011, 12:29:10 am

Well this is starting to get tedious.

I've just been admitted to the infectious diseases ward by a registrar (Rahul -- cute!). It's a four bed ward and my cell mates are all women!

Truly I am living the dream of every 30 something gay man, stuck in an airless ward with three diseased bints.

Apparently one of them has a broken back. Unfortunately she can still talk. It seems she can't peeeeeeeeeeee!

Women are such dramah queens, honestly.

Prior to this Rahul examined me at considerable length over in the AIDS clinic. He has lovely warm hands.

Anyhoo, teh LP has been postponed in favour of a spine/brain MRI because they now doubt my issues are ID related. I get to see a neurologist at some point.

I could be here for a week, or so they keep saying.

Good times, eh?

MtD

Well its good that you are not going to become a human shis kabob . Im trying to find a bright spot somebody help me out here ok .

anniebc · « **Reply #28 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:05:25 am »

Quote from: jg1962 on May 25, 2011, 12:48:04 am

Well its good that you are not going to become a human shis kabob . Im trying to find a bright spot somebody help me out here ok .

The bright spot is he is only sharing with 3 women..it could have been worse, it could have been a 6 bed ward.

Hoping for some good results, keep us posted.

Thinking of you.
Aroha always

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #29 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:34:03 am »

They've now gotten a social worker of some sort in to deal with Mrs Broken Back across the way. Personally I would have just drugged the wench, but she's calmed the fuck down now so it's all good.

This is boring. There's no way I'm laying around here for a week. If they don't have this sorted by Friday morning I'm gonna fucking jet.

The elderly bird (srsly she's like 87) diagonally across from me is the most impressive farter. She really knows how to let those rumblers go.

MtD

anniebc · « **Reply #30 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:40:27 am »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 25, 2011, 01:34:03 am

The elderly bird (srsly she's like 87) diagonally across from me is the most impressive farter. She really knows how to let those rumblers go.

MtD

See, so cheer up it's not all bad now is it..

Aroha

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #31 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:45:25 am »

Quote from: anniebc on May 25, 2011, 01:40:27 am

See, so cheer up it's not all bad now is it..

Aroha

The best bit is that everytime she hits the high c on the bum trumpet, she excuses herself!

How quaint is that? Truly social graces are relics of another age.

MtD

spacebarsux · « **Reply #32 on:** May 25, 2011, 02:42:13 am »

See it doesn't sound like its going to be that boring for you after all!

Theyer · « **Reply #33 on:** May 25, 2011, 06:18:27 am »

Ah hospital farts and manners how the colonies are so truly misrepresented in the Mother country.

Congratulations on not becoming more psycho at the smell off patchouli oil , there are crimes unsolved in the West off the Mother country due to that effluence, remember to pack a delightful nosegay for your return home , perhaps essence off Rahul.

Did you pack a weeks worth off Hospital costumes?

Nevermind there is probably a grant to buy suitable couture for those found stranded, far from ones valet.

Do take care
mhtv

hope_for_a_cure · « **Reply #34 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:25:25 am »

It sounds like you're in there with a rather strange lot. Knowing what little I do about you already, I feel sure you will add value to their ~~vist~~sentence as well. Make lots of new friends while there but most of all get to the bottom of whats going on regarding your health. Sending you best wishes for improved health and a speedy exit.

BT65 · « **Reply #35 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:48:34 am »

Sorry you're stuck in the hospital. I'm keeping you in my every day thought, Matteh.

woodshere · « **Reply #36 on:** May 25, 2011, 08:50:32 am »

Quote from: BT65 on May 25, 2011, 07:48:34 am

Sorry you're stuck in the hospital. I'm keeping you in my every day thought, Matteh.

You certainly know how to make the best of a bad situation! I hope everything goes well! And by the way, tell Miss Broken Back I said hey.

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #37 on:** May 25, 2011, 08:57:35 am »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 25, 2011, 01:45:25 am

The best bit is that everytime she hits the high c on the bum trumpet, she excuses herself!

How quaint is that? Truly social graces are relics of another age.

MtD

Why can't I get this kind of treatment when I am in?

It's either a room by myself in the back corner of the hospital, or I get roomed with a guy flashing his hands at the ceiling claiming to be The God of Sun...

Thomas
(whose worried for matty)

hope_for_a_cure · « **Reply #38 on:** May 25, 2011, 08:58:36 am »

Here are some flowers for you Matty!

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #39 on:** May 25, 2011, 10:23:56 am »

What a lovely bouquet. Their scent might offset the smell from the lady who's passing hard boiled eggs and beans gas.

CaptCarl · « **Reply #40 on:** May 25, 2011, 11:38:15 am »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 24, 2011, 08:38:54 pm

Some woman is singing Islands in the Stream in the most irritating off key tone.

Some hippy fuckwit is prattling on about acupuncture.

Here is a pictar of the back of his head:

Note the fuckwit hat he is wearing. This is so decent people can identify him as a fuckwit and avoid him or, optionally, push him over.

MtD

They overrun the University where I work. It's hideous

CaptCarl

AlanBama · « **Reply #41 on:** May 25, 2011, 02:31:55 pm »

Hope you get out of there soon sweetie....

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #42 on:** May 25, 2011, 05:06:37 pm »

Well Enid, Marge and I have had just about enuff of Madame Broken Back. She carried on like a busted arse all night. Singing out like a motherfucker. I was sorely tempted smother the old moll.

She's lying there now, snoring her fucking head off.

To be honest Enid doesn't mind that much seeing as she's as deaf as buggery, but frankly Margaret and I have had it up to pussy's bow.

Hopefully I get the MRI today. Also a nerve conduction test and a lower body CT.

I gotta say, the girls have it pretty good. Enid and Marge don't even have to get up to go the brasco. They wear those adult nappy things and are able to relax in bed whilst they shit themselves and then have some poor nurse attend to the mess.

In my opinion, that's living!

MtD

thunter34 · « **Reply #43 on:** May 25, 2011, 05:10:15 pm »

As you might say, I'm keeping you in my daily anxieties, Matty.

There's a good many of them lately.

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #44 on:** May 25, 2011, 05:56:31 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 25, 2011, 05:06:37 pm

I gotta say, the girls have it pretty good. Enid and Marge don't even have to get up to go the brasco. They wear those adult nappy things and are able to relax in bed whilst they shit themselves and then have some poor nurse attend to the mess.

In my opinion, that's living!

MtD

Once you are out of the hospital and back on your feet relaxin at home I will gladly mail you some of the adult nappy things so you can relax in bed and shit yourself --- we can then have Ann's houseboy come by and attend to the mess --- Call it a get well soon gift. Yes, I would do that for you - you mean just that much to me Matty D!

Jeff G · « **Reply #45 on:** May 25, 2011, 06:03:09 pm »

Matty , I'm happy you have made some new friends . Those adult diapers aren't cheap , I know because I had to buy some for my mom when her leg was broken . I know the idea and the freedom of adult diapers may be luring but I would try and hold off a few more years and save a few bucks .

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #46 on:** May 25, 2011, 06:06:11 pm »

We'll see.

STUDENT NURSES! God, they're just babies! Seriously the young bloke who just tried to work out my medication chart, looks about 15.

Terrible acne, poor little bloke.

Thankfully they've not brought breakfast around yet.

MtD

Jeff G · « **Reply #47 on:** May 25, 2011, 06:09:38 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 25, 2011, 06:06:11 pm

We'll see.

STUDENT NURSES! God, they're just babies! Seriously the young bloke who just tried to work out my medication chart, looks about 15.

Terrible acne, poor little bloke.

Thankfully they've not brought breakfast around yet.

MtD

Please , you are a young un yourself .

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #48 on:** May 25, 2011, 06:23:18 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 25, 2011, 06:06:11 pm

STUDENT NURSES! God, they're just babies! Seriously the young bloke who just tried to work out my medication chart, looks about 15.

Terrible acne, poor little bloke.

MtD

Do any of them student nurses look like Justin Bieber? If so, you may have a few forum members, who shall remain unnamed (~~Will~~) making a trip down under real soon.

anniebc · « **Reply #49 on:** May 25, 2011, 06:39:18 pm »

Edith and Marge sound like perfect sweethearts, I hope you have all exchanged addresses and phone numbers, cos you know you are gonna miss them....and give the STUDENT NURSES a break and treat them well, as old as I am I still remember what it was like when I was one..

Thinking of you.
Aroha

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #50 on:** May 25, 2011, 06:46:36 pm »

Matty:
Where are the picture updates? Perhaps, a group pic of you and the ladies - or the student nurses as they take your temperature?

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #51 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:01:13 pm »

Quote from: phildinftlaudy on May 25, 2011, 06:46:36 pm

Matty:
Where are the picture updates? Perhaps, a group pic of you and the ladies - or the student nurses as they take your temperature?

No can do, darling. Taking pictars in a hospital ward is considered po' form.

Doesn't stop Marge of course. Twice this morning she taken a shot of me with her wrinkled old box brownie as she's headed to shower.

That said, 81 year old poon is nowhere near as gruesome as you might think.

MtD

hope_for_a_cure · « **Reply #52 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:01:59 pm »

This doctor will make you feel better Matty!

anniebc · « **Reply #53 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:06:48 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 25, 2011, 07:01:13 pm

That said, 81 year old poon is nowhere near as gruesome as you might think.

MtD

You are a sick man, you know that don't you.

Aroha

WillyWump · « **Reply #54 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:07:52 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 25, 2011, 07:01:13 pm

That said, 81 year old poon is nowhere near as gruesome as you might think.

MtD

like an old Oyster with 2 spindly hairs on it?

woodshere · « **Reply #55 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:09:04 pm »

Quote from: phildinftlaudy on May 25, 2011, 05:56:31 pm

Once you are out of the hospital and back on your feet relaxin at home I will gladly mail you some of the adult nappy things so you can relax in bed and shit yourself --- we can then have Ann's houseboy come by and attend to the mess --- Call it a get well soon gift. Yes, I would do that for you - you mean just that much to me Matty D!

Oh girls, please let me get these for you. I'll raid our supply closet at my office it's full of diapers, pull-ups, panties, chugs and protective sheet liners. Matty will have whatever he needs, I can even ship a portable toilet chair.

anniebc · « **Reply #56 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:14:47 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on May 25, 2011, 07:07:52 pm

like an old Oyster with 2 spindly hairs on it?

I really hope you make it to Seattle Will...please don't deprive me of getting the chance to slap you up side the head.

Aroha

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #57 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:18:50 pm »

Quote from: anniebc on May 25, 2011, 07:06:48 pm

You are a sick man, you know that don't you.

Aroha

I like to be open to all life's experiences, Janno!

Actually I'm starting to think of these old sheilas as my harem.

Stud Male Matty is on Da Ward.

Quote from: WillyWump on May 25, 2011, 07:07:52 pm

like an old Oyster with 2 spindly hairs on it?

Marge is a fine looking dowager. Her vent is lushly thatched with noble silver locks.

MtD

anniebc · « **Reply #58 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:25:18 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 25, 2011, 07:18:50 pm

Marge is a fine looking dowager. Her vent is lushly thatched with noble silver locks.

MtD

That's it, I need to go shopping this afternnoon for a waterproof key board..either that or I wait until after morning tea before sitting down to read Matty's posts...and Will is getting just as bad.

Aroha

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #59 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:26:58 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 25, 2011, 07:18:50 pm

Marge is a fine looking dowager. Her vent is lushly thatched with noble silver locks.

MtD

Your words are like poetry - I felt like I was caught up in a fine romance novel - (an excerpt of this soon to be published, I'm sure, work appears below:

Through her open gown, she was seducing me as I lay in my hospital bed -
Marge is a fine looking dowager. Her vent is lushly thatched with noble silver locks -
Seeing it caused an immediate warmth to begin forming in my loins - over the muffled sounds of Enid's snoring - I committed myself to having Marge - it was going to be a night of romance, a night of passion.... under the cool Australian moon.

Jeff G · « **Reply #60 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:27:12 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 25, 2011, 07:18:50 pm

Marge is a fine looking dowager. Her vent is lushly thatched with noble silver locks.

MtD

So what are you thinking , another place to hide your keys ?

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #61 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:37:29 pm »

Quote from: jg1962 on May 25, 2011, 07:27:12 pm

So what are you thinking , another place to hide your keys ?

Marge looks like she knows the value of a shilling. I suspect she uses it for a change purse.

MtD

anniebc · « **Reply #62 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:53:47 pm »

Matty, JP and Phil...I don't know what to say, my jaw aches, my belly hurts and the visions won't go away, I think I'm going to go shopping so I can take my mind off Marge's Min for awhile.

Aroha

WillyWump · « **Reply #63 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:57:51 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 25, 2011, 07:37:29 pm

I suspect she uses it for a change purse.

MtD

Lol

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #64 on:** May 25, 2011, 08:38:00 pm »

Looks like the LP is back on. When I asked who would be doing it, I was told it would be a registrar.

When I asked if he was any good, I was told "Whoever performs the procedure will be competent."

o__O;

MtD

Inchlingblue · « **Reply #65 on:** May 25, 2011, 09:00:35 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 25, 2011, 07:18:50 pm

Marge is a fine looking dowager. Her vent is lushly thatched with noble silver locks.

ewww . . .

you provocateur you

komnaes · « **Reply #66 on:** May 25, 2011, 11:05:40 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 25, 2011, 08:38:00 pm

When I asked if he was any good, I was told "Whoever performs the procedure will be competent."

They said the same thing last time before they pricked .. and you know what then happened..

emeraldize · « **Reply #67 on:** May 25, 2011, 11:48:23 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 25, 2011, 08:38:00 pm

When I asked if he was any good, I was told "Whoever performs the procedure will be competent."

Surely, they are bidding against each other for the opportunity.

Hope things go well, seriously, and the bidding, should drive the quality assurance.

Theyer · « **Reply #68 on:** May 26, 2011, 03:16:40 am »

Sod nurses looking young its the 12 year old Doctors you have to worry bout.

Hope everything goes well for you , Matty you have generated one off the most wonderfull threads out off this ......whatever

All the very best to you and your Harem.

mhtv

CaptCarl · « **Reply #69 on:** May 26, 2011, 04:11:52 am »

Matty-

Hope the LP goes smoothly, and I echo the senitments of he others here: We will require photographic evidence showing all.

Plus, if you handle it like a big boy, then maybe Marge will let you get a closer look at her lushly thatched vent with it's noble silver locks.....

Is the food any good there? The hospital where I'm at, the food is a insult to god and all things holy. I taken to having my own brought in.

Best of luck to you, Old Dog

CaptCarl

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #70 on:** May 26, 2011, 05:00:07 am »

Quote from: CaptCarl on May 26, 2011, 04:11:52 am

Matty-

Hope the LP goes smoothly, and I echo the senitments of he others here: We will require photographic evidence showing all.

Plus, if you handle it like a big boy, then maybe Marge will let you get a closer look at her lushly thatched vent with it's noble silver locks.....

She let me read her paper this afternoon so I reckon once lights go out she'll let me chuck one up her.

Quote

Is the food any good there? The hospital where I'm at, the food is a insult to god and all things holy. I taken to having my own brought in.

Best of luck to you, Old Dog

CaptCarl

The tucker is truly excreable. Just revolting. Worse than what they gave us at boarding school.

Ah well, I can stand to lose the odd kilo.

MtD

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #71 on:** May 26, 2011, 08:23:20 pm »

I'm sending Father Riccardo over with some coke and condoms -- lemme know how it goes, k?

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #72 on:** May 26, 2011, 08:25:04 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on May 26, 2011, 08:23:20 pm

I'm sending Father Riccardo over with some coke and condoms -- lemme know how it goes, k?

Padre Ric can bring the coke, but he needn't worry about teh frangers.

Condoms are, after all, sinful.

MtD

Solo_LTSurvivor · « **Reply #73 on:** May 26, 2011, 09:02:40 pm »

All I have to say is that I'm looking forward to the reality show, Matty

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #74 on:** May 27, 2011, 12:56:06 am »

Just had the MRI. Brain and spine. 1 hour and 10 minutes long.

Anybody who had an MRI will know what I mean when I say that it was a deeply unpleasant experience.

Suffice to say that there will be no LP this afternoon. I've just informed the infectious disease registrar of this and he's not real pleased.

But fuck that. I have reached my limit of medical stuff for this week.

I'm going home. This afternoon.

MtD

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #75 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:01:19 am »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 27, 2011, 12:56:06 am

Just had the MRI. Brain and spine. 1 hour and 10 minutes long.

Anybody who had an MRI will know what I mean when I say that it was a deeply unpleasant experience.

Suffice to say that there will be no LP this afternoon. I've just informed the infectious disease registrar of this and he's not real pleased.

But fuck that. I have reached my limit of medical stuff for this week.

I'm going home. This afternoon.

MtD

Don't make me fly down there and keep your ass in that hospital - you need to find out whats goin on man --- dayummm it. Better to take care of it now - then to put it off. Please stay there - I will send you nasty pics of me if you do

If that is a deterrant to you staying, then I will send you nasty pics if you leave - the threat of that should keep you there....

Jeff G · « **Reply #76 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:06:24 am »

Its not been the most comfortable week for you I bet , cant blame you for wanting to go home but if you need LP done there is no time like right now since you are there already .

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #77 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:15:16 am »

Quote from: phildinftlaudy on May 27, 2011, 01:01:19 am

Don't make me fly down there and keep your ass in that hospital - you need to find out whats goin on man --- dayummm it. Better to take care of it now - then to put it off. Please stay there - I will send you nasty pics of me if you do If that is a deterrant to you staying, then I will send you nasty pics if you leave - the threat of that should keep you there....

Sorry doll, but fuck this shit. I've got limits and they have been reached.

This is essentially a fuss for doctors. Basically it seems like a pissing match beween infectious diseases on the one hand and neurology on the other as to who owns me.

This is a teaching hospital and is infested with students. Since Wednesday I've been examined by more than 15 doctors and I've had e-fucking-nuff.

I'm not being difficult, I just can't take anymore. After the MRI there is no way I'm letting anyone stick anything in my spine today.

We can do that next week, but now I need to go home.

And I intend to do just that.

MtD

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #78 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:26:14 am »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 27, 2011, 01:15:16 am

Sorry doll, but fuck this shit. I've got limits and they have been reached.

This is essentially a fuss for doctors. Basically it seems like a pissing match beween infectious diseases on the one hand and neurology on the other as to who owns me.

This is a teaching hospital and is infested with students. Since Wednesday I've been examined by more than 15 doctors and I've had e-fucking-nuff.

I'm not being difficult, I just can't take anymore. After the MRI there is no way I'm letting anyone stick anything in my spine today.

We can do that next week, but now I need to go home.

And I intend to do just that.

MtD

Alright man - well you are an adult and can make your own decisions ---- I just get overly concerned and protective these days. Three weeks before my dad passed he had went to the ER - my mother drove him there - he waited in the ER for 5 hours - got tired of waiting and went home ---- 3 weeks later the ambulance took him to the ER ---- and the rest is already known --- so, this is a sensitive area for me... I know it is tiring, frustrating, etc. but if you leave and things get worse - I just hope you get your ass back there.....I really wish you would just stay. I don't ever think - especially since recent events in my family - that it is a good idea to leave AMA (against medical advice) - My one friend went to a teaching hospital and had a similar experience of being seen by to many people and going through the same old same old over and over just to be a teaching activity ---- I told him to speak up ---- the next time he went, he made it clear that he was not going to consent to being seen by a bunch of students and used as a "lesson" or teachable moment - they had to honor his request and he no longer had an entire classroom of future doctors using him as a "homework assignment."

Just please take care of yourself --- maybe get some rest and stay and get the LP done tomorrow..... that way you don't have to make the journey back and you can find out whats up and get on with things....

BTW, if Jan finds out --- she has a broom and can probably get there even quicker then a plane will get me there.....

Love you Matty!!!!

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #79 on:** May 27, 2011, 02:04:20 am »

It's all good babe! The ID consultant has just discharged me. My MRI was clear so that's good.

But I have received a diagnosis. Apparently I have a very rare degenerative neurological condition called hereditary spastic paraplegia. It's genetic and it causes progressive weakness and spacity in the lower limbs. It can affect other things too.

Apparently I already have the tell tale gait associated with this disease as well as other key symptoms. I've been referred to a consultant neurologist for assessment. There is no cure and I have to have a genetic test to determine precisely which form of HSP I have. Treatment options are limited.

Anyway this is entirely unrelated to AIDS so this thread can be moved to Orf Torpic, Goderators willing.

MtD

CaptCarl · « **Reply #80 on:** May 27, 2011, 04:27:19 am »

Matty-

I can totally sympathize with just saying fuck it and going home. I'm close to it myself at this point.

I just hope that this doesn't cause some sort've future difficulty of the irreparable variety. Keep us all in the loop as to how things go. Bid farewell to Marge and Enid for me.

CaptCarl

Hellraiser · « **Reply #81 on:** May 27, 2011, 05:26:22 am »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on May 27, 2011, 02:04:20 am

It's all good babe! The ID consultant has just discharged me. My MRI was clear so that's good.

But I have received a diagnosis. Apparently I have a very rare degenerative neurological condition called hereditary spastic paraplegia. It's genetic and it causes progressive weakness and spacity in the lower limbs. It can affect other things too.

Apparently I already have the tell tale gait associated with this disease as well as other key symptoms. I've been referred to a consultant neurologist for assessment. There is no cure and I have to have a genetic test to determine precisely which form of HSP I have. Treatment options are limited.

Anyway this is entirely unrelated to AIDS so this thread can be moved to Orf Torpic, Goderators willing.

MtD

Sorry to hear it Matty.

Theyer · « **Reply #82 on:** May 27, 2011, 06:44:43 am »

If you have a pissing match between depts, you have to take control.
i am sorry about the diagnosis,if only we could get these odds on the lotto.
Have a good weekend Matty, enjoy Miss Philicia,s interflora prezzie
love
mhtv

ed-- ignore the prezzie bit just read the thread, and assumed wrong.

hope_for_a_cure · « **Reply #83 on:** May 27, 2011, 06:54:30 am »

That bites! Its always f'ing something isnt it?

Not sure what to say other than sorry to hear about your diagnosis and do what you can to minimize the effects of it.

sharkdiver · « **Reply #84 on:** May 27, 2011, 09:50:17 am »

Good for you for knowing enough is enough, especially since you are stuck in a teaching hospital! (I have a somewhat funny story about being in a teaching hospital and my right nut..but that's for another time)

Get da fuck out of there and go to your appointments later.

Sharkie

GSOgymrat · « **Reply #85 on:** May 27, 2011, 09:54:03 am »

I don't know anything about that condition but I hope the doctors are able to minimize the effects.

Ann · « **Reply #86 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:50:23 am »

Quote from: Matty the Spaz on May 27, 2011, 02:04:20 am

Anyway this is entirely unrelated to AIDS so this thread can be moved to Orf Torpic, Goderators willing.

No way, dude. You're stuck with aids like the rest of us wankers.

thunter34 · « **Reply #87 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:58:09 am »

He's just wanting to leave before Marge and Enid start wanting to take it to the next level.

Touch me in the morning...then just walk away.

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #88 on:** May 27, 2011, 11:00:08 am »

Heh. Well I'm at home.

I should point out that this condition is not fatal. For the last 10 days I've been somewhat concerned that I may have developed something really horrible like motor neurone disease or MS.

But I've not.

There's no doubt this disease is debilitating but it is what it is. At the very worst I'll end up in a wheel chair.

Which, when you consider the possibilities, isn't so bad. Imagine it! Matty on Wheels! Roller Matteh!

Whatever.

The big concern for me is the hereditary aspect. It's usually a dominant genetic condition, meaning that only one parent has to have the gene to pass it on and there is a 50% chance that a child will inherit it.

Also if you have a dominant gene for an illness, you will develop that illness at some point.

Recessive conditions are different. They require both parents to have the faulty gene to pass it on, and then only 25% of offspring have that disease with another 25% being asymptomatic carriers.

Noting that my brother and his wife have an 18 month old son with a daughter on the way, there is considerable angst in my clan regarding this issue. We now have to, as a family, undergo genetic counselling.

But such is the stuff of life.

In all honesty, this is really way down on my Index of Give-A-Fuck. Having AIDS is a much bigger deal and moreover I still am far better off than many people I know.

That said, the love I get from y'all is greatly appreciated. This thread kept me going through a few stressful days and I won't ever forget that.

Fondles,

Matty the Damned

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #89 on:** May 27, 2011, 11:11:48 am »

For some reason I can't imagine you with a family.

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #90 on:** May 27, 2011, 11:17:21 am »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on May 27, 2011, 11:11:48 am

For some reason I can't imagine you with a family.

Other than the Cambodian family I have chained up in the shed?

MtD

Ann · « **Reply #91 on:** May 27, 2011, 11:18:11 am »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on May 27, 2011, 11:11:48 am

For some reason I can't imagine you with a family.

Me neither. I think he was jettisoned by a passing space ship.

AlanBama · « **Reply #92 on:** May 27, 2011, 11:26:53 am »

Glad you're home honey, but I'm not too thrilled to hear about this diagnosis. Well, as we say, you'll 'deal with it', and of that I am certain ! Take care

Kisses,

Alan

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #93 on:** May 27, 2011, 12:37:42 pm »

Quote from: Ann on May 27, 2011, 11:18:11 am

Me neither. I think he was jettisoned by a passing space ship.

Can you picture Matty hugging one of his parents? For some reason I'm having flashbacks from this 1974 movie -- have you seen it? And is it a coincidence that this movie came out the same year Matty was born? I THINK NOT!

trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA3iusK4p78

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #94 on:** May 27, 2011, 12:45:38 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on May 27, 2011, 12:37:42 pm

Can you picture Matty hugging one of his parents? For some reason I'm having flashbacks from this 1974 movie -- have you seen it? And is it a coincidence that this movie came out the same year Matty was born? I THINK NOT!

trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA3iusK4p78

That's the link to the 2008 crappy remake.

This is the trailer for the original '74 "classic": http://youtu.be/aD9wL0ffxqY

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #95 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:05:16 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on May 27, 2011, 12:45:38 pm

That's the link to the 2008 crappy remake.

This is the trailer for the original '74 "classic": http://youtu.be/aD9wL0ffxqY

I thought it looked weird/wrong -- thanks. You know I actually went to this movie at the illustrious Tally-Ho Cinema when I was 10 years old and became so frightened my father had to take me out in the lobby until I calmed down. Did that with Towering Inferno too.

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #96 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:07:09 pm »

An examination of the Register of Births, Deaths and Marriages will show that Matty the Damned slithered out in 1975 not 1974.

MtD

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #97 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:12:20 pm »

Mutant babies are known to lie.

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #98 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:22:40 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on May 27, 2011, 01:12:20 pm

Mutant babies are known to lie.

On your massive bald head, I swear it is true.

MtD

thunter34 · « **Reply #99 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:23:27 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on May 27, 2011, 01:05:16 pm

I thought it looked weird/wrong -- thanks. You know I actually went to this movie at the illustrious Tally-Ho Cinema when I was 10 years old and became so frightened my father had to take me out in the lobby until I calmed down. Did that with Towering Inferno too.

When I was seven, I was so terrorized by the billboards and posters for Prophecy: The Monster Movie that I wouldn't let go of my Dad's belt loops for an entire summer. It didn't help that we were surrounded by woods.

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #100 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:25:34 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on May 27, 2011, 01:05:16 pm

I thought it looked weird/wrong -- thanks. You know I actually went to this movie at the illustrious Tally-Ho Cinema when I was 10 years old and became so frightened my father had to take me out in the lobby until I calmed down. Did that with Towering Inferno too.

lol, the things that used to scare us as kids.

The only movie to ever get me all bent out of shape was the nasty Cannibal Holocaust, which I saw when I was 8 or 9. Nothing really scares me nowadays as far as flicks are concerned, though I must admit that one video nasty that got me all queasy very recently was the repugnant Human Centipede; I couldn't even finish it.

Quote from: Matty the Spaz on May 27, 2011, 01:07:09 pm

An examination of the Register of Births, Deaths and Marriages will show that Matty the Damned slithered out in 1975 not 1974.

MtD

You are the sequel, dahling.

thunter34 · « **Reply #101 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:26:47 pm »

I wanna see the Human Centipede.

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #102 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:27:46 pm »

Quote from: thunter34 on May 27, 2011, 01:26:47 pm

I wanna see the Human Centipede.

Don't, baby. It's just an exercise in nihilism and human cruelty without any redeeming value.

thunter34 · « **Reply #103 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:29:35 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on May 27, 2011, 01:27:46 pm

Don't, baby. It's just an exercise in nihilism and human cruelty without any redeeming value.

That's why I wanna see it.

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #104 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:36:21 pm »

Salo.

That is all.

MtD

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #105 on:** May 27, 2011, 02:07:50 pm »

Quote from: Matty the Spaz on May 27, 2011, 01:36:21 pm

Salo.

That is all.

MtD

I have avoided that film for many years, even though I love one his other movies, Teorema. I have been re-reading de Sade's The 120 Days of Sodom for the last couple of weeks, so I may eventually watch the film that it inspired, even if it has excrement eating and all sorts of lovely scenes

Dachshund · « **Reply #106 on:** May 27, 2011, 03:09:37 pm »

Quote from: thunter34 on May 27, 2011, 01:26:47 pm

I wanna see the Human Centipede.

The human centipod on South Park was pretty funny.

WillyWump · « **Reply #107 on:** May 27, 2011, 04:32:30 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on May 27, 2011, 02:07:50 pm

excrement eating and all sorts of lovely scenes

I'm outta here..

Jody · « **Reply #108 on:** May 27, 2011, 08:29:26 pm »

Dearest Mattala...I shall say a little Friday night Shabbos prayer, or not, but here's hoping that everything works out well at the little Cuckoo's nest you're resigned to so you can be made better. Keep up your sense of humor, it is you're most valuable trait. I say so because I have always enjoyed your little writings, topical and witty, an honest sarcasm, some solid advice and just a treat generally speaking.

So forget you, just get better for us and get back to that Boolabangem place where you undoubtedly have just enough folks to make miserable !!!

Jodala

Solo_LTSurvivor · « **Reply #109 on:** May 27, 2011, 11:26:20 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on May 27, 2011, 01:25:34 pm

I must admit that one video nasty that got me all queasy very recently was the repugnant Human Centipede; I couldn't even finish it.

Worst movie. EVER. I think I made it through the first 20 minutes before switching it off. And I've stuck it out through my fair share of bad shit...

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #110 on:** May 27, 2011, 11:56:40 pm »

Quote from: Jody on May 27, 2011, 08:29:26 pm

Dearest Mattala...I shall say a little Friday night Shabbos prayer, or not, but here's hoping that everything works out well at the little Cuckoo's nest you're resigned to so you can be made better. Keep up your sense of humor, it is you're most valuable trait. I say so because I have always enjoyed your little writings, topical and witty, an honest sarcasm, some solid advice and just a treat generally speaking.

So forget you, just get better for us and get back to that Boolabangem place where you undoubtedly have just enough folks to make miserable !!!

Jodala

Jodala,

I'm home bubchik.

And all is well. Sure things aren't exactly as I would like them, but what can you do?

One of the neat things about HSP is that it only affects the lower body -- not the hands. My poison missives will not be stopped they won't!

As always a gezunt der in pupik!

MtD

thunter34 · « **Reply #111 on:** May 28, 2011, 12:09:19 am »

Quote from: Matty the Spaz on May 27, 2011, 11:56:40 pm

One of the neat things about HSP is that it only affects the lower body -- not the hands. My poison missives will not be stopped they won't!

MtD

Please.. You'd peck them out with a pencil in your mouth if you had to. That's one portion of this whole affair I'm not concerned about.

Assurbanipal · « **Reply #112 on:** May 28, 2011, 07:28:34 am »

Matty

I'm sorry to hear this news.

On the family issues, if it is a dominant gene, then did one of your parents have this too? Would how it affected them give you some better idea of what to expect?

Of course, if it is due to a recessive gene, then your brother is less likely to also be affected, and his children even less so.

Thinking of you
A

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #113 on:** May 28, 2011, 08:10:18 am »

Quote from: Assurbanipal on May 28, 2011, 07:28:34 am

Matty

I'm sorry to hear this news.

On the family issues, if it is a dominant gene, then did one of your parents have this too? Would how it affected them give you some better idea of what to expect?

Of course, if it is due to a recessive gene, then your brother is less likely to also be affected, and his children even less so.

Thinking of you
A

Thanks Urban,

I've looked briefly at some of the scientific literature on HSP. It seems that 70%-80% of sufferers are affected by a dominant gene. And talking on the telephone with my father today, it seems possible that he has some mild form of this condition.

It is possible to be quite mildly affected and not really notice anything is wrong.

Given that HSP is quite rare, the likelihood of both my parents having the recessive gene (as carriers or afflicted) seems improbable. In very rare cases it's possible to have a "sporadic" form of the disease, where a mutation arises in an individual and there is no familial history.

The only reason I've been diagnosed is Frau Eva spotted various neurological abnormalities in a routine examination. I thought I might have a spot of mild PN (I've got some numbness in my big toes) and Betty encouraged me to raise it with Eva.

For quite a while I've noticed that my left leg feels "heavy" when I walk. Also when I walk for any reasonable distance my calf muscles and occasionally my thighs feel painful and stiff afterwards. I simply put this down to being out of shape, but now I know it's the spasticity at work.

I went for a long walk today and now my legs feel like they're made of stone. At least they match my heart.

When I underwent neurological examination it was discovered that I cannot stand on my toes or rock back on my heels without losing balance and falling over. Similarly I cannot stand still with my eyes closed for more than 10 seconds before I sway to the left and fall over. Also I cannot crouch, I become unbalanced and fall.

I fail other standard neuro tests as well involving hand eye coordination, leg strength and tone, dorsiflexion etc.

I had no idea that these things were happening. So the real heroes in this tale are Miss Betty for making me raise the issue with Eva and Eva for taking the time to do a thorough neurological exam and spotting the problems.

MtD

Assurbanipal · « **Reply #114 on:** May 28, 2011, 08:28:52 am »

I hope your father's experience is predictive for you then, since it sounds like he has been able to manage it.

_________
cold hands / warm heart -- I wonder what organ matches with a stone leg?

northernguy · « **Reply #115 on:** May 28, 2011, 02:09:27 pm »

Aww Matty, sorry to hear you're having to deal with this. Here's a hug from the soggy north.

For some reason I'm reminded of that godawful piece of Kenny Rogers' psychadelia "Just Dropped in to See What Condition My Condition Was In":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ8k6fVe25k

BT65 · « **Reply #116 on:** May 28, 2011, 05:55:29 pm »

Matty, as I told you, you have always been, and always will be one of my strong posts on this forum. More often than not, I'll come here, read something you've posted, and laugh my ass off, which is always what I need. Wish I was around more so we could skype again sometime, but I'm sure that will happen again.

I'm glad I helped you seek help from your Frau, but I'm really not a hero. Just a concerned friend, who loves you.

"Miss B"

Bucko · « **Reply #117 on:** May 28, 2011, 07:18:56 pm »

Darling-

Having suffered a lumbar punction in 2002 (without a doubt the single worst year of my life), I can assure you that you're damned lucky to have avoided the procedure. Mine was done in one of those filthy, horrifying rooms in the ER where they keep you until you're deemed either ready for upstairs or seen fit to return home.

In reality, they calmed me down with a Valium drip and massive amounts of local anesthetic, so the actual, physical pain was only about 30% of what you might have imagined (though 30% was still a tough row to hoe). The entire exercise lasted, perhaps, 45 minutes. The hardest part was the excruciating blow-by-blow that the doctor announced throughout the procedure, as if I really needed to know precisely what he was doing at precisely that second.

The oddest thing was the funny little spigot used to withdraw the spinal fluid itself: it looked like a child's "so you wanna be a plumber" toy. My biggest regret was that they hadn't performed a viral load on the fluid removed.

The absolute worst part (aside from my ex Kenny's presence throughout the procedure, in mask, gloves and a breathing mask), was the blinding headache I suffered afterward. It made a migraine seem trifling in comparison. As I recall, it lasted for more than a day.

Not having found whatever horror they'd anticipated, they sent me home several hours later that night. The bright spot there was that Kenny was forced to sleep on the couch, so I had a blessed night of peace and (painful) tranquility (if such a thing is possible).

You ducked a bullet. Everything about the experience was painful, nerve-wracking and utterly devoid of both dignity and glamour.

Yours-
B

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #118 on:** May 29, 2011, 04:14:29 am »

Quote from: Bucko on May 28, 2011, 07:18:56 pm

Darling-

Having suffered a lumbar punction in 2002 (without a doubt the single worst year of my life), I can assure you that you're damned lucky to have avoided the procedure. Mine was done in one of those filthy, horrifying rooms in the ER where they keep you until you're deemed either ready for upstairs or seen fit to return home.

In reality, they calmed me down with a Valium drip and massive amounts of local anesthetic, so the actual, physical pain was only about 30% of what you might have imagined (though 30% was still a tough row to hoe). The entire exercise lasted, perhaps, 45 minutes. The hardest part was the excruciating blow-by-blow that the doctor announced throughout the procedure, as if I really needed to know precisely what he was doing at precisely that second.

The oddest thing was the funny little spigot used to withdraw the spinal fluid itself: it looked like a child's "so you wanna be a plumber" toy. My biggest regret was that they hadn't performed a viral load on the fluid removed.

The absolute worst part (aside from my ex Kenny's presence throughout the procedure, in mask, gloves and a breathing mask), was the blinding headache I suffered afterward. It made a migraine seem trifling in comparison. As I recall, it lasted for more than a day.

Not having found whatever horror they'd anticipated, they sent me home several hours later that night. The bright spot there was that Kenny was forced to sleep on the couch, so I had a blessed night of peace and (painful) tranquility (if such a thing is possible).

You ducked a bullet. Everything about the experience was painful, nerve-wracking and utterly devoid of both dignity and glamour.

Yours-
B

Indeed my pet.

I had an LP some years back and it was ghastly. Not something I wanted to go through again if it could be avoided.

That said if neurology requires me to have one, I will. I just couldn't do it straight after the MRI.

As you know even a white woman has her limits.

MtD

Jody · « **Reply #119 on:** May 30, 2011, 07:49:50 pm »

Matty...Good you are home, safe and sound...Sanctuary!

Jody

Inchlingblue · « **Reply #120 on:** May 30, 2011, 08:57:03 pm »

I don't think you'll be a spazzy gimp and if you are we still love you and at least you have socialist medicine to partake of.

Smooches.

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