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Title: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: CaptCarl on June 08, 2007, 05:42:44 pm



        THAT'S HOT!!!!!

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Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: alisenjafi on June 08, 2007, 05:50:12 pm
I hear there is going to be an updated version of Prisoner: Cell Block H
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Matty the Damned on June 08, 2007, 06:07:54 pm
Well, should she get sent back to the jug, Matty the Damned wonders if she'll disclose this little item of her sexual history (http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j232/matty_the_damned/paris_big.jpg) to the hard bitches in Gen Pop when they corner her in the prison laundry.

MtD

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Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: CaptCarl on June 08, 2007, 06:24:58 pm
Matty,
   Where in the Hell do you find all this stuff From human cheese, to feet with vaginas in them, to Paris's herpes med prescription, you continually amaze and delight me. Thanks.

   On a different note, how much money do you think that the Hilton family paid the Sherriff to release their little angel after a few days? I hope it was a lot, 'cuz it didn't work.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Matty the Damned on June 08, 2007, 07:36:53 pm
Mon Capitain,

Matty the Damned has all the Intahwebs most vile sludge piped into his inbox three times a day. It's how he found these forums don't-ya-know? ;)

Miss Hilton is an interesting case in point. When people told Matty the Damned that Paris had been photographed in her car with Brittney's twat, he wondered how they could tell the difference. To this day he hasn't quite worked it out. Nevertheless, it seems that shirking responsibility is a favourite hobby of the Blonde Cum Dump.

Sometime back Paris parked all her unwanted private things in a self-storage unit and neglected to pay the bill. The storage company, as a matter of course, declared the silly tart's chattels to be unwanted and took possession of them. To recoup their costs, the auctioned the various personal documents and other things (including videos) off to the highest bidder.

The highest bidder turned out to be two enterprising young men. They paid $150 for the lot and promptly posted it all on Teh Intahwebs. For a small fee you too can rake through Hilton's most private belongings.

Including "that" video . . . . (http://200.122.129.76/)

MtD
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: whizzer on June 08, 2007, 08:00:26 pm
You people are cruel and insensitive.  Paris has SERIOUS mental health issues.  I can't believe people in a support forum could be so cold. 

Shame on you all.

According to the High Sheriff of Los Angeles County, Paris has a serious medical condition of a psychological or mental nature which he is not permitted to disclose. 

From all observations, it renders her unable to suffer incarceration like common hoi ploi.  It is an apparently exotic and uncommon form of mental illness that will permit it's victim to behave normally only at openings, premiers, awards shows, parties, and in the comfort of her own home.  This disease is insidious and often  incapacitating,  causing those suffering from it to be unable to useful work of any type.

You should all thank the heavens that you are not so afflicted.

-Whizzer
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: blondbeauty on June 08, 2007, 08:03:03 pm
She is my favourite actress. When are they going to give her the oscar?  ;D
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: milker on June 08, 2007, 08:04:00 pm
My favorite picture of Paris.. from the Paris Hilton Hotel..

(http://media.expedia.com/hotels/1000000/20000/10900/10872/10872_3_b.jpg)
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Queen Tokelove on June 08, 2007, 10:01:53 pm
They'll prolly put her on a 24hr watch to make sure she doesn't off herself...*That's Hot*...She may even get a cell to herself...The county will just charge her the Hilton rates...
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: CaptCarl on June 08, 2007, 10:28:42 pm
   I believe that her affliction is known as Rich Bitchitis, a common malady that only strikes trust fund babies. I wonder what they'll be serving her for food there? Perhaps a whaamburger with a side of french cries? :-*

  Capt.Carl (who is at this very moment burning a candle for Paris :'()
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Matty the Damned on June 08, 2007, 10:37:46 pm
Hey Paris! Do you want us to

(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j232/matty_the_damned/var1/TRGEFEWV4VNYEVO5JOGUBHFR2M627VML.jpg)

MtD
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: mjmel on June 08, 2007, 10:41:30 pm

 ;D

funny Mtd!
Mike
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Queen Tokelove on June 09, 2007, 12:48:12 am
LMAO.....Bows to the King....That's why I love ya, Matty....Adorable kitty tho....
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: DanielMark on June 09, 2007, 05:35:24 am
I believe that her affliction is known as Rich Bitchitis

LOL!  ;D
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: antibody on June 09, 2007, 02:48:30 pm
i think it sucks the way she has been treated. she does not deserve it. so what if she is rich and beautiful. that's the only reason people hate her, and that is bullshit!
free paris!!!
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: CaptCarl on June 09, 2007, 07:43:18 pm
i think it sucks the way she has been treated. she does not deserve it. so what if she is rich and beautiful. that's the only reason people hate her, and that is bullshit!



   I hate to disagree with you, but...... There are plenty of wealthy good looking people in the world who have utterly failed to incur the wrath and hatred of the masses. Why? Because they do not act as if they are better that those around them. They try to set good examples for others, both in behavior and demeanor. Miss Hilton has never been anything but self absorbed and narcissistic in the extreme. Just take a look at her behavior in public. She seems to truly believe that she can do no wrong. The fact is that she has been pulled over twice for driving on a suspended license, & drunk to boot. Anyone else without money would be serving the full sentence. You or I would not be allowed to cry our way out of jail. She does indeed deserve to be treated the way she has been. The only bullshit here is that she didn't get into trouble until after the second time she violated her probation. Look at it this way, if she had killed or seriously injured your kid with her reckless behavior, you likely would not feel the way you do now. I agree, free Paris!!! AFTER she serves her time. Maybe she will finally grow up...

Respectfully, Capt.Carl

P.S. As far as her being beautiful, scrape off the makeup and have a look. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone.
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Matty the Damned on June 09, 2007, 07:48:06 pm
so what if she is rich and beautiful.

Matty the Damned wonders if Paris was so beautiful when she let that guy take a dump on her chest.

MtD
(Who ponders the important things)
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Queen Tokelove on June 09, 2007, 10:52:15 pm
Now you than done it! You pissed Capt. Carl off.......And the Capt remained a gentleman in his response....I guess Paris has to have someone on her side that isn't paid to be.....You can certainly have that one, Antibody.
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: J.R.E. on June 10, 2007, 06:38:16 am


I enjoyed watching her, as she "ran out of gas". Really lets you know what she is all about :


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRhVjeqXLGg




Ray
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: RapidRod on June 10, 2007, 07:10:14 am
MOM
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: anniebc on June 10, 2007, 07:46:24 am
One of the TV reports we got here was she was originally sentenced to 45 days..and when asked by a reporter what she thought about it she cried  "I can't believe it, my God that's nearly a month"...that girl has neither brains nor beauty.

Hugs
Jan :-*
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: antibody on June 10, 2007, 01:13:52 pm


the system failed. she is being treated unfairly. it is funny how self righteous all of you are. the judicial system says everyone should be treated equally and it is grossly obvious that she was not treated fairly. it is a bit like double jeopardy. she was released with time served so when the judge threw a fit about it, it is clear what his motives are. He will run for government office so he needs all the republiaCON support. It still is bullshit. i didn't say she didn't break the law. she did and the sheriffs office released her like they do with all minor offenders, the jails are over crowded and inmates are released early all the time. she has been screwed for political purposes and you all are taking the bait. it is really sad.
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: antibody on June 10, 2007, 01:26:39 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Dachshund on June 10, 2007, 02:18:30 pm
"This is the reason that the entire media infrastructure of this nation exists. To make sure you know the things you must know in order to live and be happy and keep informed about the world around you. To make sure you know, at any given moment of the day, what is happening to a wealthy, spoiled young heiress of no identifiable talent, resposibility, or political or social significance. This, finally, is news. A white girl, excess, sin, sex, crime and melodrama. Something you can rally a network around. Something you can rally a nation around."
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Queen Tokelove on June 10, 2007, 02:28:07 pm

the system failed. she is being treated unfairly. it is funny how self righteous all of you are. the judicial system says everyone should be treated equally and it is grossly obvious that she was not treated fairly. it is a bit like double jeopardy. she was released with time served so when the judge threw a fit about it, it is clear what his motives are. He will run for government office so he needs all the republiaCON support. It still is bullshit. i didn't say she didn't break the law. she did and the sheriffs office released her like they do with all minor offenders, the jails are over crowded and inmates are released early all the time. she has been screwed for political purposes and you all are taking the bait. it is really sad.

I always did love a good debate. Yes, the system sucks, we all know that and it has always been shady since who knows when. Maybe I'm missing something but how is Paris being treated unfairly? Because she had to go back to jail? So sad...She shouldn't have been released in the first place but I said my piece on that in Philly's thread and I really don't feel like repeating myself. I do agree with you about the part on the Judge. But I also feel that Paris is full of shit too. If there was such a medical problem why wasn't this brought up when she first went in front of the Judge. *scratches head and sneezes out ah ah bullshit* So, let's not play like she is so innocent.Yes, the jails are overcrowded but that has nothing to do with her serving her time. They could've released another inmate early for time served and gave her the cell, so I'm definitely not feeling you there.

Anyhoo, Thanks for the debate even if it is one sided, I needed to give my brain a workout today. Especially after drinking some tequila last night.... ;D
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: BT65 on June 10, 2007, 03:13:00 pm
Paris is not "overcrowding" anything.  She is in her own separate space, reserved for high-profile criminals.  It was NOT double-jeopardy.  The sherrif disobeyed the judge's orders to NOT let her serve her sentence on home detention. 
  Paris is part of the Riches Bitches club and I am part of the Vicious Bitches club.
  Betty
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: RapidRod on June 10, 2007, 04:43:01 pm
Paris was never released for time served. She was released because a Sheriff thought he didn't have to follow a Court Order. She’s in jail for being stupid.
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: CaptCarl on June 10, 2007, 07:55:38 pm
   I utterly fail to see how she is being treated unfairly. She is being required to serve her sentence. Period. The only bullshit here is that for a few moments, she was released, going against the judges specific orders.This was likely due to the sheriff's receipt of an envelope stuffed full of cash. Her "medical condition" still has yet to be verified, having Herpes doesn't count. As far as being self-righteous, in this case, yes I am, and I have no problem admitting it. I tend to get that way whenever people refuse to take responsibility for their actions. If you listen to her on this subject, the only thing she is sorry about is getting caught, not for her actions.
   Yes the system has failed. It failed long before Ms. Hilton was born. Her going back to jail is actually viewed by some as a sign of hope that it still can do the right thing from time to time.

Respectfully, Capt.Carl
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: CaptCarl on June 10, 2007, 07:59:46 pm
"This is the reason that the entire media infrastructure of this nation exists. To make sure you know the things you must know in order to live and be happy and keep informed about the world around you. To make sure you know, at any given moment of the day, what is happening to a wealthy, spoiled young heiress of no identifiable talent, resposibility, or political or social significance. This, finally, is news. A white girl, excess, sin, sex, crime and melodrama. Something you can rally a network around. Something you can rally a nation around."



Doxie,
    LOL!!! As an extra added bonus it keeps our attention deflected away from things that actually matter. The last thing that was as important as this was the national angst over the tragedy of the Ben Affleck/ Jennifer Lopez crisis.
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Queen Tokelove on June 10, 2007, 09:38:50 pm
Amen Carl Amen...
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: antibody on June 10, 2007, 11:34:01 pm
i suppose it gives miserable people something to feel compassionate about. it is all very speculative, this so called envelope full of cash. i could care less about Paris and i never said she was Innocent. and maybe i can see why all her medical issues weren't told up front. I would think people with medical problems would understand not wanting everyone to know about. and yes you know the courts would leak this information. but once again i must say she is not being treated with blind justice. it's the just breaks. it sucks. it sucks for her and it really shows the true colours of bitter miserable people getting off on someones pain. pretty sad.
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Matty the Damned on June 11, 2007, 12:48:58 am
Antibody,

We're not talking about a person. We're talking about Paris Hilton.

MtD
(Who believes that Paris Hilton cannot suffer enough)
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Cliff on June 11, 2007, 05:23:09 am
i suppose it gives miserable people something to feel compassionate about. ... and maybe i can see why all her medical issues weren't told up front. I would think people with medical problems would understand not wanting everyone to know about.
I don't think people are miserable, just because they have little sympathy for Paris Hilton.  She put herself in this predicament.  She broke the law and now she needs to pay the consequences of it.  The rich and pretty should be held accountable for the actions, just like everyone else.

She was arrested for a DUI and given 36 months probation with a suspended license.  She chose to continue driving and was arrested a couple of times for driving with a suspended license and for speeding.  You violate probation, then you risk going to jail.  She knew the potential consequences of her actions.  And 45 days is hardly a severe punishment for someone violating probation, (especially since she only needs to do half of it, with good behaviour).

Her supposed medical condition doesn't count.  If she wanted leniency because of a medical condition, then that must be stated in court and not to some sheriff.  That's how the system works.  Plus, plenty of people in jail/prison have medical conditions (including HIV).  Just because I have HIV, doesn't mean I need to feel sympathy for someone with (whatever she has) going to jail for continually breaking the law.  If people with HIV have to stay in jail, then so should Paris.

Cliff
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: RapidRod on June 11, 2007, 05:52:21 am
The only thing that sucks, is people that think others shouldn't have to abide by the law.
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: carousel on June 11, 2007, 06:05:15 am
Few of us can know how difficult it is being a fashion icon piss head socialite adored by millions, who aspire to be like Paris.

She truly brings a warmth and a glow to our world.

Us HIV people must have an insight into to the mental health issues that are currently plaguing Ms Paris.

Prison is no place for our peroxide sparrow.  Free the Paris One.   
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: david25luvit on June 11, 2007, 10:05:49 am
Y'all are terrible.....enjoying her misery a little too much me thinks...
but damnit!  You got me LMAO!
I wonder if she tried to call President Bush?
Arnold didn't sound too sympathetic......
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: jack on June 11, 2007, 07:04:35 pm
Having spent a couple of nights in different jails across the US for doing stupid stuff, I can tell you that I did get out of jail once using the suicide card, I couldnt afford Johny Cochran at the time. You have to be crazy not to try it.
One night in jail can really do the trick. She is in solitary confinement so that isnt too bad. I would  rather be in solitary confinement for 6 weeks than one night in the general population. Its a nightmare.
Did someone really take a dump on her? Does anyone really think she is good looking? She is very skanky in my book.
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Matty the Damned on June 11, 2007, 07:27:35 pm
So Jakey,

Any advice for what Paris should do when she finds herself trapped in the showers?

MtD
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Matty the Damned on June 11, 2007, 08:24:13 pm
I meant to add:

(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j232/matty_the_damned/lawlz.jpg)

MtD
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Queen Tokelove on June 11, 2007, 08:25:16 pm
So Jakey,

Any advice for what Paris should do when she finds herself trapped in the showers?

MtD

I don't know if he got any but mine is don't drop the soap.... ;D
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: jack on June 11, 2007, 08:36:52 pm
my advice would be to drop as much soap as possible.
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: CaptCarl on June 12, 2007, 11:05:08 am
my advice would be to drop as much soap as possible.




LMAO!!! I do question the use of something as light duty as mere soap. Perhaps a good combination of lye and napalm
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Dan J. on June 12, 2007, 01:29:07 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss Paris In Jail the music video! ROFLMAO!!
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: DanielMark on June 12, 2007, 05:32:59 pm
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Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Ann on June 12, 2007, 06:12:52 pm
Paris Hilton thanks God for her prison sentence (http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article2646260.ece). So do the rest of us!

Ann
(Who found Jesus years ago - he snuck in and was hiding behind the couch.)
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: CaptCarl on June 12, 2007, 06:24:17 pm
i it is all very speculative, this so called envelope full of cash.




Antibody,
  Read the link that Ann posted. Apparently, the envelope full of cash is more than merely speculative... I think that perhaps your earlier comment about people taking the bait needs to be re-examined

Respectfully, Capt.Carl

Edited to add:
   While I am always somewhat skeptical about jailhouse conversions, especially ones that occur so quickly, I truly do hope that the young lady in question is genuine. It's always good when someone who is living a shallow, materialistic, and vapid life, is able to turn it around and actually be ready willing and able to help others less fortunate than themselves. She is talking the talk. and I pray that she will be able to walk the walk. If she can do it, it will give us all a little more hope for humanity in general.
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Matty the Damned on June 12, 2007, 08:34:19 pm
Link dead, sorry Antibody. I'll find something even more disrespectful to fill this space.

MtD
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: CaptCarl on June 12, 2007, 09:07:13 pm
  I will always truly love the EVIL that is Matty ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: antibody on June 13, 2007, 12:22:16 am
you live in a make believe land that is only right and ethical because you say what is what and that is the bottom line. what ever! it is purely speculative. remind me to never have you on a jury of my peers. i have no respect for what you say.
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: antibody on June 13, 2007, 12:22:59 am
i leave move on to better conversation.
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: Matty the Damned on June 13, 2007, 03:35:05 am
;D

MtD
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: CaptCarl on June 13, 2007, 06:21:20 am
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: antibody on June 13, 2007, 10:22:57 am
this is where i utilize the ignore button. very useful.
Title: Re: my favorite picture of Paris....
Post by: thunter34 on June 13, 2007, 02:48:43 pm
you live in a make believe land that is only right and ethical because you say what is what and that is the bottom line. what ever! it is purely speculative. remind me to never have you on a jury of my peers. i have no respect for what you say.


LOL.  I'm sorry, but this just tickled me to no end!.  If I ever, EVER get this worked up over the likes of Paris Hilton & that crowd...just shoot me.  No, actually gimme some good pills.  That would be a lot more fun & appropriate to the situation.

Amazing that this silly little thread is still going on- let alone that it had gotten so heated.