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Author Topic: You know you're an Old Troll when...  (Read 9860 times)

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Offline Miss Philicia

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You know you're an Old Troll when...
« on: April 03, 2008, 12:03:05 pm »
... Madonna just dethroned Elvis' record of total #1 hits and you've not even heard the actual song yet
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Offline thunter34

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2008, 12:17:27 pm »
Gads.  Am I an old troll, too?  Guess so.  I had no clue what Madge was up to these days. 
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2008, 12:34:11 pm »
I never watch MTV or VH1, nor do I own a car so I never hear a radio.
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Offline thunter34

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2008, 12:48:29 pm »
But at least we're still younger than Madonna.   :)
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Offline BlueMoon

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2008, 01:13:33 pm »
I thought it was Mariah Carey.  Doesn't matter, I don't know her songs either.
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2008, 01:18:30 pm »
I thought it was Mariah Carey. 

See?  I'm even more of a troll than I thought when I started this thread.


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Offline Dachshund

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2008, 01:59:06 pm »
See?  I'm even more of a troll than I thought when I started this thread.




I was wondering that. You do need to get out more, but I wouldn't suggest listening to a screeching Mariah Carey to accomplish it.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/02/mariah-carey-breaks-elvis_n_94710.html

Offline Winiroo

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2008, 02:25:26 pm »
Mariah Carey works my every last nerve with that chihuahua screaching and watermellon head of hers.
That squeal crap she does makes my ears want to bleed.

Offline David_CA

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2008, 02:38:34 pm »
You know you're an Old Troll when...

I guess just knowing is the first step!   ;)
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2008, 03:00:38 pm »
Actually here's what it was:  Madonna topped Elvis for more Top 10 singles, Mariah topped him in #1's

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aN4Zvi.9eEYo&refer=us

SO WHO IS THE OLD TROLL NOW, YOU OLD TROLLS?
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Offline Dachshund

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2008, 03:17:23 pm »
Actually here's what it was:  Madonna topped Elvis for more Top 10 singles, Mariah topped him in #1's

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aN4Zvi.9eEYo&refer=us

SO WHO IS THE OLD TROLL NOW, YOU OLD TROLLS?

YO MAMA!

Offline anniebc

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2008, 03:24:06 pm »
SO WHO IS THE OLD TROLL NOW, YOU OLD TROLLS?

Must be me..does anyone really care what the old broad and the blond bimbo have done?...Elvis will always be king... ;)

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Offline water duck

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2008, 04:16:14 pm »
Amen Lady Jan !!

Now everyone can kiss the king's ass 

 :D :D

Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2008, 07:35:47 pm »
Well, I guess they only beat him out cause his fat ass is dead. Sorry, the Queen is going to call it like she sees it. Elvis was sexy as hell when he was younger but when he died, pretty much a slob. I wouldn't kiss his ass if you paid me, could you even imagine what he would look like? For a visual, see a pic of the pregnant Lisa Marie and use your imagination for the rest....
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Offline David_CA

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2008, 08:23:31 pm »
Actually here's what it was:  Madonna topped Elvis for more Top 10 singles, Mariah topped him in #1's

Elvis is a bottom.   :D
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Offline Teresa

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2008, 08:39:09 pm »
Im with Jan...Elvis will always be 'The King!'

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Offline AndyArrow

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2008, 08:47:00 pm »
Pat Boone ROCKS!    :D
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Offline Basquo

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2008, 09:14:10 pm »
Pat Boone ROCKS!    :D

According to Matty he rocks in a box:  http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=17084.0

and I heard the thing about Mariah Carey today, but I tried not to pay too much attention because 1) Cliff sings "Butterfly" to me at AMGs; and 2) I dated a sweet guy who worshipped her. When her movie Gutter oops I mean Glitter played on HBO, I spent the whole time in the kitchen making calzones.

Offline thunter34

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2008, 09:40:54 pm »
and I heard the thing about Mariah Carey today, but I tried not to pay too much attention because 1) Cliff sings "Butterfly" to me at AMGs; and 2) I dated a sweet guy who worshipped her. When her movie Gutter oops I mean Glitter played on HBO, I spent the whole time in the kitchen making calzones.

Fie on Mariah Carey.  I get my butterfly needs met here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zglPJcIrQNw
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Offline Basquo

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2008, 09:47:22 pm »
Fie on Mariah Carey.  I get my butterfly needs met here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zglPJcIrQNw

Oh, thank you Thunter!  I may officially be an old troll when I admit that I've seen Dolly live here in Austin since the last time I sat through a Mariah Carey anything.

Offline anniebc

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2008, 10:02:39 pm »
Pat Boone ROCKS!    :D

I hope you are not taking the mickey there Andy..I had Pat Boone photo's all over my bedroom wall..when I was 10 years old he was the love of my life.. ;) ;D

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Offline thunter34

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2008, 10:08:30 pm »
Oh, thank you Thunter!  I may officially be an old troll when I admit that I've seen Dolly live here in Austin since the last time I sat through a Mariah Carey anything.

Yeah....I thought about that right when I posted it.  "God, if Dolly circa 1974 doesn't squarely land me in the Old Troll column, I dunno what will." 

Except or the fact that I have know idea what "taking the mickey" means. 
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Offline anniebc

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2008, 10:12:18 pm »
Except or the fact that I have know idea what "taking the mickey" means. 

It means "making fun of"

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2008, 11:16:18 am »
If you want to see how terrible this is take a look.  And they are wildly yanking this video from youtube every five minutes right now, but someone wisely slapped it up on some other video service.

http://www.omgblog.com/2008/04/omg_new_madonna_video_4_minute.php
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Offline thunter34

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2008, 11:33:06 am »
god, that was an awful long 4 minutes.  and this is something that topped out Elvis, you say?  RLY?  one of my all time least favorite Madge songs.  perhaps, outranked only by that god awful rap crap she did a few years ago.  and the fact that she almost isn't in this song really.

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2008, 11:39:56 am »
I don't think I've liked much of her stuff since Ray of Light, and that was a decade ago.  OK, Confessions was OK but I didn't buy it.  I've never been a hardcore Madonna fanatic, and I've never seen her live.
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Offline thunter34

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2008, 11:46:48 am »
I haven't either, nor am I likely to...not on my beer bottle pockets.  Her tix don't come cheap. 
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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2008, 11:53:01 am »

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2008, 12:43:42 pm »
I have been to a New Kids on The Block concert....it was actually very good if you could tolerate all the screamin little girls....LOL I took my daughter and neice when they were young girls and they were both madly in love with them.

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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2008, 01:21:24 pm »
If you want to see how terrible this is take a look.  And they are wildly yanking this video from youtube every five minutes right now, but someone wisely slapped it up on some other video service.

http://www.omgblog.com/2008/04/omg_new_madonna_video_4_minute.php


I hate, hate that kind of music. I turned it off as soon as I heard her first few vocals. The only thing good about this in my opinion is that she has a nice body. That scratching stuff just makes me feel like breaking something.

New kids on the block LOL
The girls screaming would make me want to break sweet little girl faces. LOL


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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #30 on: April 04, 2008, 06:34:32 pm »
Be it known that Youth Pastor Tim has also attended a New Kids on the Block concert.
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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2008, 11:48:23 pm »
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Re: You know you're an Old Troll when...
« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2008, 11:50:08 pm »
I know I am old when I would rather sleep then go to a bar or even out of the house :-)

 


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