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Author Topic: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?  (Read 20830 times)

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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #50 on: May 12, 2007, 01:44:02 pm »
Ew... I thought the only reason our parents sent us to this school was so we wouldn't have to interact with the ethnic people.

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Offline Dachshund

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #51 on: May 12, 2007, 01:44:50 pm »
I hope I'm in better hands than with All State. You bitches would stop my coverage without warning, I know that.

Milker.

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #52 on: May 12, 2007, 08:08:26 pm »
   I wanna be a Heather! I wanna be a Heather! What number can I be? I'll go to Oz to be Mattys bitch if required! OH PLEEEEEEZE, let me be a Heather!

   Thanks for making me laugh harder than I have in a while, you bitches....

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Offline Sdgirl

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #53 on: May 12, 2007, 08:42:53 pm »
I would be, the one and only "Heather #4"
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Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #54 on: May 12, 2007, 09:07:53 pm »
I thought this thread was hilarious even though I have no idea what the hell y'all are about when it comes to being a "Heather"....Doesn't want to be a Heather, why would I when I am Ghetto Royalty.... ;D :o....And ya know, no ones shit smells good, something wrong with y'all's noses, for real! And drinking Pepsi lite, that is like soooo ewwwwwww, grow some nuts and drink the real shit! ;D

And am I missing something here about ethnic people? I would think they give the world flavor. Who wants the same old bland shit? Well Her Majesty is done talking shit....as you were peasants, uh, I mean Heathers.....
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Offline RapidRod

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #55 on: May 12, 2007, 10:31:06 pm »
Just stop me from eating when my nose turns brown. I don't smell that well anyways. What the famous gay saying? "I've been butt fucking so long, everytime I smell shit, I get a hardon." I hate for someone to fart in the elevator, it's an embarrassing moment.

Offline Dachshund

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #56 on: May 13, 2007, 01:00:37 pm »
Heathers 1-4 and Heather number 6 will decide whose poo stinks and after careful deliberation we've decided Heather number 5's poo smells just like bubble gum...and we like it...now shut up, we're getting French tips.

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« Last Edit: May 13, 2007, 01:04:21 pm by Dachshund »

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #57 on: May 13, 2007, 04:34:56 pm »
Heather number 5's poo smells just like bubble gum

Tastes like it too.

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Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #58 on: May 13, 2007, 10:23:50 pm »
Heather number 5's poo smells just like bubble gum

Tastes like it too.

Heather #2

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #59 on: May 13, 2007, 10:43:11 pm »
*hands Matty a bib* ...Bon Apetite....
It's "Bon Appetit". Pronounced "Bonn Apetee". The last t is silent.

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Offline Dachshund

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #60 on: May 14, 2007, 04:57:56 am »
It's "Bon Appetit". Pronounced "Bonn Apetee". The last t is silent.

Milker (guardian of French pronunciation)

It's whatever, pronounced what-ev-ah.

H1 (guardian of whatever and never correct a Heather)

Offline david25luvit

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #61 on: May 14, 2007, 05:02:11 am »
Hmm...and for some reason I was expecting pictures. :o

I have two of my own and one of them (Patti) is an expert
already in Poo-ing in places where I can't see it until I step in it. :-[
The picturesque rugs in the kitchen, the navy blue mat at the front door, etc

Thank God it doesn't happen very often ....otherwise I might be tempted to
put white rugs everywhere ::)

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Offline Dachshund

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #62 on: May 14, 2007, 05:37:27 am »
Wrong poo-meaning dah-ling.

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #63 on: May 14, 2007, 05:43:46 am »
I have two of my own and one of them (Patti) is an expert
already in Poo-ing in places where I can't see it until I step in it.
The picturesque rugs in the kitchen, the navy blue mat at the front door, etc

Thank God it doesn't happen very often ....otherwise I might be tempted to
put white rugs everywhere


You mean your maid doesn't like clean it up? That's like totally pov.

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Re: Who thinks Benj thinks his poo doesn't stink?
« Reply #64 on: May 14, 2007, 10:41:30 am »
THis thread....

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in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
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