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Title: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 09, 2007, 03:39:23 pm
Anyone with me on this one?
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: aupointillimite on April 09, 2007, 03:40:57 pm
I am.

Whole-heartedly.

I'm getting fuckin' sick and tired of it, too.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 03:43:15 pm
Read you loud and clear.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: jkinatl2 on April 09, 2007, 03:47:44 pm
yup. And the mods are on it. Please, can people be just a TAD BIT more subtle? Being lied to is one thing, being assumed to be a freaking tard is another.

Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: sweetasmeli on April 09, 2007, 03:50:51 pm
Indeed. Not sure who to welcome and who not to welcome any more... ::)
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 09, 2007, 03:51:02 pm
Whew.  I'm not crazy.

Shut it!  No comments needed!
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: aupointillimite on April 09, 2007, 03:51:06 pm
Are we talking about the same thing?

I'm confused now.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: woodshere on April 09, 2007, 03:52:50 pm
An identity crisis or growing pains?  Regardless, a public forum such as this is a reflection of our society with people of all stripes. But the good news is like a herd of cattle the bad calves are eventually culled out.

Woods
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 03:53:08 pm
Are we talking about the same thing?

I'm confused now.

Assumed identities you cute little blonde you.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 09, 2007, 03:55:29 pm
An identity crisis or growing pains?  Regardless, a public forum such as this is a reflection of our society with people of all stripes. But the good news is like a herd of cattle the bad calves are eventually culled out.

Woods

Does that mean we are all getting Cheeseburgers for lunch?
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: milker on April 09, 2007, 03:55:55 pm
Assumed identities you cute little blonde you.

How else would the clique grow?  :o :o :o :o :o

Milker.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 09, 2007, 03:57:52 pm
Resistance is FUTILE.  You will be assimilated!
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: aupointillimite on April 09, 2007, 03:59:05 pm
Assumed identities you cute little blonde you.

Oh.

I thought we were talking about all the insanity that's been on here lately.

But perhaps it's all the same thing.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 04:02:17 pm
What pisses me off is that now every new person becomes circumspect in the eyes of others. In light of what happened this morning I have my own little conspiracy theory in mind.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: aupointillimite on April 09, 2007, 04:02:40 pm
What pisses me off is that now every new person becomes circumspect in the eyes of others. In light of what happened this morning I have my own little conspiracy theory in mind.

Wha' happened?
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 04:03:35 pm
Oh.

I thought we were talking about all the insanity that's been on here lately.

But perhaps it's all the same thing.

Unfortunately it is the same thing Benj.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: milker on April 09, 2007, 04:04:02 pm
What pisses me off is that now every new person becomes circumspect in the eyes of others. In light of what happened this morning I have my own little conspiracy theory in mind.

Ah it's the anti-clique then. I was confused too then.  :o :o :o

Milker.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: thunter34 on April 09, 2007, 04:06:14 pm
Wha' happened?

See Val's thread.  (Not "considering" leaving).  In livin with, I think.

Farewell, Val.


PS- Just like a Jew to be so far behind!  Get with it!   ::)
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: jkinatl2 on April 09, 2007, 04:10:06 pm
Thats the problem I had with Boo. To a point. And not to make this all serious and shit.

Once you assume other identitiers, you are not only disprespecting the forum and all, but you are treating  your friends like rubes. And moreover, you are creating an atmosphere of paranioa and suspicion that makes newcomers feel unwelcome - or at least warily so. And that's dangerously disruptive to a forum like this.

Frankly, I don't care WHY someone chooses to create multiple identities. At the end of the day, it's a safe place or it isn't. And when we suspect every new person because of the actions of a few, then it simply isn't.

Yeah, this thread is funny and lighthearted. But it is also pretty serious. Because this site is rife for attacks. I find it sad when a "new" poster resurrects the posts created by someone on a "time out." Because that's just tipping your hand, dude.

But what I find particularly chilling is when a poster creates a new persona and attempts to worm his way into the crowd. Thats not just crazy. That's Serial Killer Crazy. That's clownshit.

I am thankful that we have enough insightful and wary people online to start to peg these people. For the longest freaking time, I felt like I was the only one.

And yeah, I know the mods would rather wait until someone slipped up. And I also know that they are helpless against the computer whizzes. But for Fuck's sake, this is a support forum for HIV. Can't SOMEONE take the party elsewhere? On a site for kitten afficionadoes and the like, I would have zero real problem with multiple identity and fakers. But here? Jesus. Like we don't have enough on our collective plates.

Those coming up to Atlanta in May? PM or call me, and we can meet for coffee or lunch or seventeen martinis and playstation. I am so not meeting a group. lesson learned. And how.

Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 09, 2007, 04:15:55 pm
Looks like it is more than ONE person having this identity crisis.

Someone should have not "Gone towards the light" and rather just peacefully passed on to the other side if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 04:17:24 pm
I don't find this funny at all and it is the product of a very sick mind. To allow people to welcome you to the forum...that goes beyond the pale. It really sickens me.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: aupointillimite on April 09, 2007, 04:21:06 pm
This has convinced me to come clean.

Every single thread in AII that's gone over 50 posts?

That was me.  All me.

I have no life to speak of.

Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: jkinatl2 on April 09, 2007, 04:21:16 pm
Hal, I am with you on this. And please, PLEASE... people. Creating a new identity a day after you were banned? Jeez. How much evidence does the community NEED that your intentions here were not supportive but destructive?

Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Miss Philicia on April 09, 2007, 04:21:38 pm
Wow... I totally missed that classic Jews-Start-All-The-Wars thread.  How can be on this board all the time and still often miss the good stuff?
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 04:23:23 pm
This has convinced me to come clean.

Every single thread in AII that's gone over 50 posts?

That was me.  All me.

I have no life to speak of.



Sweetness, you haven't been clean since they shoved that sillystraw up your wee-wee.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: jkinatl2 on April 09, 2007, 04:24:03 pm
Philly, it is PRECISELY that lack of attention to detail that keeps you out of the Cabal.

Jonathan
Who was raised Methodist, which we all know is slang for Jew Bastard. Or something.

Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Lis on April 09, 2007, 04:32:41 pm
I would chime in but im too busy having ANOTHER breakdown... anybody whant to go with? my treat!!!!
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: jkinatl2 on April 09, 2007, 04:33:17 pm
hey Lis, I'd love to come. Can't. Dying.

Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: aupointillimite on April 09, 2007, 04:33:38 pm
Sweetness, you haven't been clean since they shoved that sillystraw up your wee-wee.

Hey!  In a week, I'll be washed clean by the power of the Cipro!

The antibiotic bubbles tickle my nose.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Miss Philicia on April 09, 2007, 04:33:53 pm
Can't you people just DIE already?
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 09, 2007, 04:34:12 pm
Wow... I totally missed that classic Jews-Start-All-The-Wars thread.  How can be on this board all the time and still often miss the good stuff?

Oh I know I know!  Pick Me! Pick ME!

(http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/asshat-22713.jpg)


Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 04:34:28 pm
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure who's who around here today. There is a certain cruelty to it that I just can't understand...they know who they are...sad very sad.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: jkinatl2 on April 09, 2007, 04:38:29 pm
Its freaking psychotic is what it is.

This is not just creepy. It's Mega creepy.

Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: aupointillimite on April 09, 2007, 04:38:42 pm
Jonathan, Lis, AC, and Doxie... I'll make you guys Honorary Jews, and then we can go start a war.  We can do it with bags with dollar signs on them. 

It'll be super fun!

If... you know... you guys aren't too busy dying. 
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: sweetasmeli on April 09, 2007, 04:38:57 pm
lol @ lis :D

Does it mean that I'm now Jewish cos I was photographed feeding an elephant with #3 suspect of this cabal?

Just wondering... ::)

Hey! AC..I have that photo on my fridge! :D
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 09, 2007, 04:42:33 pm
As ranking #2 Member of The In Crowd I herby decree all who post here who have been members in good standing are deemed worthy of admission into said "In Crowd" and will be awarded all privledges immediately henceforth. 

Ive ALWAYS wanted to be an Honorary Jew.   When can I pick up my Dradel?  (not sure on the spelling of that one)
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ademas on April 09, 2007, 04:43:36 pm
Have y'all tried Airborne?  I swear by it. 
Whenever I feel a touch of the AIDS coming on, one tablet in a cold cup of water and I'm good to go.

(http://www.airbornehealth.com/images/img-about-index_package.jpg)
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: jkinatl2 on April 09, 2007, 04:44:11 pm
Sad thing is, I know physically I could take most of the F-Effers. Im short but Im sturdy. Not a muscleguy like before the PZCP but I can make a dent. Its only the sad anonymity of the intrawebs that makes them the least bit powerful.

God, I miss the days of Hemigway and the like, who could solve any problem with serious intellectual discussion or debate. Or barring that, a right cross.

Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: thunter34 on April 09, 2007, 04:45:11 pm
You're really relishing that #2 ranking aren't you, AC?

Oy!
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: aupointillimite on April 09, 2007, 04:45:42 pm
Ive ALWAYS wanted to be an Honorary Jew.   When can I pick up my Dradel?  (not sure on the spelling of that one)

It's "dreidel."

 ;)

It's really easy to be an Honorary Jew.  Cause you are one now!

Too bad Passover's over... I was going to suggest we could go steal some Christian babies and eat them for the seder.  And poison a couple of wells.  As it is, we'll have to wait until Purim. 
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 04:47:08 pm
I suggest we slaughter all the goyim whales in France.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 09, 2007, 04:49:10 pm
You're really relishing that #2 ranking aren't you, AC?

Oy!

Like a fat kid relishes a hot dog!  See the double entendre there?
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: milker on April 09, 2007, 05:08:12 pm
Well actually, now I'm not sure I will welcome the new members anymore before seeing what they have to post. It's sad to have to suspect every new account now  >:(

Milker.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 05:11:03 pm
Yes, that is the sad part of all this silliness...making trust just that much harder.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: JesusLovesYou on April 09, 2007, 05:11:43 pm
Huh? not welcome new members? Wow, that kinna cut deeps especially when I had so much expectations and was referred here by a fellow member. You guys should sincerely think about the things you write and not assume things. I get the sense that I or someone else new is being perceived as a false member or have more than one name.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 09, 2007, 05:14:52 pm
My motto:

Trust everyone until they prove you wrong.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: milker on April 09, 2007, 05:16:52 pm
Huh? not welcome new members? Wow, that kinna cut deeps especially when I had so much expectations and was referred here by a fellow member. You guys should sincerely think about the things you write and not assume things. I get the sense that I or someone else new is being perceived as a false member or have more than one name.

I'm known for being a shocker.

Milker.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 09, 2007, 05:19:50 pm
I'm known for being a shocker.

Milker.

I'm known for getting them! 
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PS/7655~Shocker-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ademas on April 09, 2007, 05:21:48 pm
My motto:

Trust everyone until they prove you wrong.

Good motto.
You're a better man than I.
I see too many posts too fast, or sense an over-familiarity, and the red flags in my brain go crazy.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 05:25:08 pm
Mizzkleeohsez: JesusLovesYou sounds just like IHaveHope
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 09, 2007, 05:25:45 pm
You dont have to be Naive about it Ademas.  I welcome them when I first see them and their actions dictate the rest.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: milker on April 09, 2007, 05:27:10 pm
Mizzkleeohsez: JesusLovesYou sounds just like IHaveHope
ROFL!!!!  :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: jkinatl2 on April 09, 2007, 05:29:40 pm
And there ya go.  To our collective credit, it was almost THREE HOURS between the creation of this thread and the bustage.

I dont know about you guys, but I can't hold my orgasms that long.

Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Miss Philicia on April 09, 2007, 05:32:29 pm
the fixation on reality shows and the overuse of "lolz" kind of gave it away quickly

now will that 7 day time out become something else?
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: JesusLovesYou on April 09, 2007, 05:36:39 pm
Sad. You guys think I am Ihavehope, I am not but I can see why how you guys came to that conclusion. Let's just say all I have typed is true and know him. Is that wrong? I haven't attacked or said anything incorrect. For those who assumed your wrong but believe what you want. As far as I know I have known of poz.com for quite some time and decided to become an official member when Iva told me what occured. Regardless of what I tell you guys. I am not here to make friends with all the members but I hope that I am judged based on the content of my writings.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Matty the Damned on April 09, 2007, 05:39:15 pm
As the Chief Rabbi of the AIDSMEDS Jewish Cabal allow me to say that using a false identity makes you ritually unclean and thus unable to attend Temple.

MtD
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 05:39:41 pm
You really, really, need professional help Al.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Miss Philicia on April 09, 2007, 05:43:13 pm
Or just some Jew cock
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Miss Philicia on April 09, 2007, 05:44:04 pm
btw... since Al's back I'm hoping he can post that link to that blog references me.  I missed it that first time around.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 05:53:50 pm
So much for our peaceful Easter weekend...I see the Mod's in the house...Jesus may have risen...but not for long.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: milker on April 09, 2007, 05:54:11 pm
Where's the lock?  :o

Milker.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: aupointillimite on April 09, 2007, 05:59:12 pm
If I might suggest an anthem for this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2-iwHbnXXo

I find the lyrics to be particularly apt.

"Personality crisis, you got while it was hot
And now frustration and heartache's what you got"

Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 09, 2007, 06:09:21 pm
Huh? not welcome new members? Wow, that kinna cut deeps especially when I had so much expectations and was referred here by a fellow member. You guys should sincerely think about the things you write and not assume things. I get the sense that I or someone else new is being perceived as a false member or have more than one name.

(http://www.copsonline.com/images/imagescops/Cops-Online-Index.gif)

Bad Boys Bad Boys .... Whatcha gonna doooooo, whatcha gonna dooooo when they come for you!

Go MODERATORS!  Although it was a little bit fun!

And Actually I think I spotted Philly at the recent "BUST" sporting his shades and trademark mustache!  (not sure if he ACTUALLY has one but all his guys do!)  Anyway, I took a quick pic of him!

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/d9/250px-Dangle911.PNG)
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ademas on April 09, 2007, 06:11:59 pm
(am I the only one who has another suspicion?)
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 09, 2007, 06:12:43 pm
(am I the only one who has another suspicion?)

NO.  Im sure they are working on that one as well.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: milker on April 09, 2007, 06:13:02 pm
(am I the only one who has another suspicion?)
nope.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 06:13:40 pm
(am I the only one who has another suspicion?)

No dear you are not...it seems to come in threes these days
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: aupointillimite on April 09, 2007, 06:16:24 pm
No dear you are not...it seems to come in threes these days

Somebody tell me... via the usual channels, please.

Thank you.

This is some KGB shit. 

It rocks.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Moffie65 on April 09, 2007, 06:16:41 pm
Thank you,

Hal, AC, Jonathan, Benj, Matty, Melia, Philly, Milker, and finally, Peter.

That was very fast and well done!

Love to all,
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 09, 2007, 06:17:43 pm
Somebody tell me... via the usual channels, please.

Thank you.

This is some KGB shit. 

It rocks.

Sorry dude.  You're not ranked.  You dont get the inside scoop!
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: jkinatl2 on April 09, 2007, 06:19:14 pm
to be fair, many days we are all off our game. Today seems ot be one of those serendipitous days when we are not. God/dess smile upon those who wake up early and rested, right?

*edited for typing
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: aupointillimite on April 09, 2007, 06:20:02 pm
Sorry dude.  You're not ranked.  You dont get the inside scoop!

But I was implicated in the Jew thread!

Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 06:21:16 pm
Sorry dude.  You're not ranked.  You dont get the inside scoop!

See, that is what you get Benj for being half Jewish.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: thunter34 on April 09, 2007, 06:22:25 pm
Thank you,

Hal, AC, Jonathan, Benj, Matty, Melia, Philly, Milker, and finally, Peter.

That was very fast and well done!

Love to all,

dammit!  i keep getting left out of all the big lists!  I feel so Susan Lucci.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 09, 2007, 06:22:32 pm
But I was implicated in the Jew thread!



Yet still not worthy of a ranking.  How disappointing to work your whole life for something only to have the sweet taste of being ranked snatched from you.  You must try harder young grasshoppa, the ways of the in crowd are many and several have been turned to the dark side.  
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: milker on April 09, 2007, 06:23:28 pm
See, that is what you get Benj for being half Jewish.
I'm 100% jewish can I play?

Ah no i'm uncut.  >:(
But i'm 1/4 russian so KGB works for me.

Milker.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Matty the Damned on April 09, 2007, 06:24:35 pm
Thank you,

Hal, AC, Jonathan, Benj, Matty, Melia, Philly, Milker, and finally, Peter.

That was very fast and well done!

Love to all,


Beloved Brethren,

The Cabal will be meeting tonight at Cantor ACinKC's condo. You know the one he got for a song when Hymie Silverberg made one too many visits to the all you can eat Buffet. But who's complaining? Certainly not Rachel Silverberg that's for sure.

Be early, bring a plate. Assistant Rabbi Kivett will be providing the drinks.

L'Chaim.

Rabbi Mattala
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 09, 2007, 06:26:15 pm
Thank you,

Hal, AC, Jonathan, Benj, Matty, Melia, Philly, Milker, and finally, Peter.

That was very fast and well done!

Love to all,


Beloved Brethren,

The Cabal will be meeting tonight at Cantor ACinKC's condo. You know the one he got for a song when Hymie Silverberg made one too many visits to the all you can eat Buffet. But who's complaining? Certainly not Rachel Silverberg that's for sure.

Be early, bring a plate. Assistant Rabbi Kivett will be providing the drinks.

L'Chaim.

Rabbi Mattala


BYOB Fuckers!

Thats Bring Your Own Boys....not booze as Assistant Rabbi Kivett has that covered.  Oh and speaking of covered, bring your own condoms too if you feel the need to use them!
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 06:26:21 pm
 Well one Peter Staley smack-down two to go.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: milker on April 09, 2007, 06:28:20 pm
They're falling faster than American Idols.

Milker.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: jkinatl2 on April 09, 2007, 06:31:00 pm
Well one Peter Staley smack-down two to go.

See, thats the amazing thing. This was accomplished in this thread, without a single PM to or from me anyhow.

Its not about what goes on "beneath the surface." Its being honest that counts.

Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: thunter34 on April 09, 2007, 06:31:58 pm
i proclaim there will be another before the dust settles.

if i'm right, can i please get in the cabal, dammit?

t hunter

(who is tired of not making the cut)
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: aupointillimite on April 09, 2007, 06:35:32 pm
Yet still not worthy of a ranking.  How disappointing to work your whole life for something only to have the sweet taste of being ranked snatched from you.  You must try harder young grasshoppa, the ways of the in crowd are many and several have been turned to the dark side. 

Damn. 

Well then... could you throw me a bone?   ;D
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Matty the Damned on April 09, 2007, 06:35:55 pm
i proclaim there will be another before the dust settles.

if i'm right, can i please get in the cabal, dammit?

t hunter

(who is tired of not making the cut)


Oy! Alright! Quit kvetching already. You're in. But you have to pray at the back of the Temple with the women.

Chief Rabbi Mattala
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 06:36:49 pm
i proclaim there will be another before the dust settles.

if i'm right, can i please get in the cabal, dammit?

t hunter

(who is tired of not making the cut)

That's why you are not a Jew dear...you didn't make the cut.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: aupointillimite on April 09, 2007, 06:38:09 pm
Ooooooooh!

I see one!  I see one! 

This is like whale watching... only more fun.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: thunter34 on April 09, 2007, 06:38:39 pm
Too late.  The Rabbi proclaimed I can join.

See?  I can kvetch with the best of them.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 06:39:18 pm
Damn. 

Well then... could you throw me a bone?   ;D

Oh we will throw you a bone alright.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Matty the Damned on April 09, 2007, 06:41:37 pm
Too late.  The Rabbi proclaimed I can join.

See?  I can kvetch with the best of them.


Oy yes, but only because you're such a farbissenah and I couldn't standing the whining. :-*

Chief Rabbi Mattala
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: thunter34 on April 09, 2007, 06:46:49 pm
Whatever works.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Lis on April 09, 2007, 08:05:11 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSk8t7x3Egg

this is my thought.....
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Miss Philicia on April 09, 2007, 08:15:06 pm
And Actually I think I spotted Philly at the recent "BUST" sporting his shades and trademark mustache!  (not sure if he ACTUALLY has one but all his guys do!)  Anyway, I took a quick pic of him!

I could *SO* work that look in the most severe manner.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Miss Philicia on April 09, 2007, 08:16:15 pm
This is some KGB shit. 


uh... methinks you mean Mossad!  you know... there's a Jewish cabal at work here lately, or so I've heard
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Matty the Damned on April 09, 2007, 08:17:58 pm
uh... methinks you mean Mossad!  you know... there's a Jewish cabal at work here lately, or so I've heard

Oy! Shlomo Faggenstein! Keep it to yourself already!

Chief Rabbi Mattala
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Miss Philicia on April 09, 2007, 08:19:16 pm
Everyone knows that Randy Shilts hid the fact that Patient Zero was actually a Mossad operative, and that Jews really caused AIDS.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Matty the Damned on April 09, 2007, 08:21:57 pm
Everyone knows that Randy Shilts hid the fact that Patient Zero was actually a Mossad operative, and that Jews really caused AIDS.

Yeah, but the Mormons funded it. ;)

MtD
(Who had tea with Mitt Romney)
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Sdgirl on April 09, 2007, 08:35:17 pm
Okay, I REALLY AM A JEW and a damn suspicious one at that.  BRAVO my handsome men of the forum for calling "bullshit" right out in the open......

Oh and by the way.............................I really miss Keisha!   :'(

Lisa (Who considers herself an honorary member of whatever group is formed on this thread damn it!)
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: DingoBoi on April 09, 2007, 09:31:16 pm
Unfortunately Dingo is not in the cabal.  I'm in 'special-ed'.

But I will still wave to you in the hallways.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 09:33:37 pm
Unfortunately Dingo is not in the cabal.  I'm in 'special-ed'.

But I will still wave to you in the hallways.

We're Jews maybe we will by you a used short-bus.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Matty the Damned on April 09, 2007, 09:37:09 pm
We're Jews maybe we will by you a used short-bus.

My cousin Moshe can do you such a deal!

MtD
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Lis on April 09, 2007, 09:42:41 pm
my russian jew great grandma did SOOOO enjoy the xray specs...

Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Lis on April 09, 2007, 09:44:18 pm
I have NEVER been on page 2!!!!!!!

(or the first that is)


WHEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: fearless on April 09, 2007, 10:49:31 pm
i'm circumsized - does that make me a Jew by default?
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: HIVworker on April 09, 2007, 10:59:57 pm
Is this the right time to come out and tell you that I'm really Mag2003. Also I'm not Jewish, although I am friends with a famous online Jewish clique who hate everyone or something...

Who remembers Mag2003 from the old forum? JK and I convinced him in just 6 months that you don't get HIV from a lapdance. Cost him his wife and family, or so he said. We finally talked him down.

R.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: milker on April 09, 2007, 11:03:24 pm
What you don't get HIV from a lap dance?

Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Milker (who is going to lapdance like crazy)
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: skeebo1969 on April 09, 2007, 11:07:15 pm


  I've figured one out.  Is there more than one person having the split/double personality disorder? 
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 09, 2007, 11:49:10 pm
i'm circumsized - does that make me a Jew by default?


prove it :P
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: sweetasmeli on April 10, 2007, 07:03:00 am
---Fourteen hours later, Melia rubs eyes, stretches yawns widely and asks:---

So...did I miss anything?

::)

*edited to change from 10 to 14 hours...damn these time zones et al!

Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 10, 2007, 09:26:43 am
Okay, I REALLY AM A JEW and a damn suspicious one at that.  BRAVO my handsome men of the forum for calling "bullshit" right out in the open......

Oh and by the way.............................I really miss Keisha!   :'(

Lisa (Who considers herself an honorary member of whatever group is formed on this thread damn it!)

I get dibbs on Lisa being my 3rd wife in our polyamorous society of love!
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: sweetasmeli on April 10, 2007, 10:14:17 am
I get dibbs on Lisa being my 3rd wife in our polyamorous society of love!

Well...really...! Andrew, you're such a hussy! You were inviting ME and JK over to your corner just last night! I dunno...disappear for one night's sleep and a doctors appointment and this is what happens! Hmph!

Miss Melia
(who apparently has A Good Heart and is posting about it in LW ;))
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 10, 2007, 10:24:29 am
Shit!  Busted.  Ok your my fourth wife and Jonathan is our boy toy...wait no, I like the bottom I'm the boy toy!
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: sweetasmeli on April 10, 2007, 11:12:43 am
Ok your my fourth wife and Jonathan is our boy toy...wait no, I like the bottom I'm the boy toy!

I'm already confused ::)...whatever happens, I'll be keeping my eyes open at all times! :o
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 10, 2007, 12:57:52 pm
Anyone know if I can use this if I piss off the powers that be one day?

(http://z.about.com/d/specialchildren/1/5/a/7/Coupon1.jpg)
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 11, 2007, 11:44:31 am
I see the game is still afoot! 

(http://www.daelnet.co.uk/images/news/fox_hunt2.jpg)
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Moffie65 on April 11, 2007, 11:49:36 am
Yes AC, but the Mods seem to be ahead by a mile.   ;)

Love,
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: pozinbama on April 11, 2007, 11:51:07 am
I'm new around here and don't know ANY of these recent personalities around here....but it's getting to be ridiculous......
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: thunter34 on April 11, 2007, 11:53:03 am
::waves to pozinbama::

and says, "Hey.  How's your mom and them?"


Hunter
(a fellow southerner)
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Miss Philicia on April 11, 2007, 11:53:30 am
mmmm... fox hunting and steeplechase!  I grew up around that stuff.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: thunter34 on April 11, 2007, 11:54:18 am
I love beagles.


Sorry, useless post I know, but I had to say it.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Miss Philicia on April 11, 2007, 11:55:41 am
I just like the outfits.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: pozinbama on April 11, 2007, 12:01:36 pm
::waves to pozinbama::

and says, "Hey.  How's your mom and them?"


Hunter
(a fellow southerner)

::waves to thunter::

Howdy, we're good....How are Y'all?

pozinbama
(a yankee in disguise)
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: thunter34 on April 11, 2007, 12:03:39 pm
we're purty good...purty good.

yunz'll have ta come see us sometime.


Hunter

(beyond redneck and well into the hick range)
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Dachshund on April 11, 2007, 12:30:35 pm
I love beagles.


Sorry, useless post I know, but I had to say it.

Yes he does and to prove it Hunter has a tattoo of a Beagle chasing a rabbit into his bung hole...don't ask me how I know, I just do.
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 11, 2007, 12:33:29 pm
Yes he does and to prove it Hunter has a tattoo of a Beagle chasing a rabbit into his bung hole...don't ask me how I know, I just do.

You TOTALLY shot at the rabbit didnt you?
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: thunter34 on April 11, 2007, 12:38:33 pm
Yes he does and to prove it Hunter has a tattoo of a Beagle chasing a rabbit into his bung hole...don't ask me how I know, I just do.

YOU were SWORN to secrecy!  You are THIS CLOSE to ignore with me, missy! 

And don't you DARE spill any more in reference to AC's question.   >:(
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Moffie65 on April 11, 2007, 02:05:52 pm
Yes he does and to prove it Hunter has a tattoo of a Beagle chasing a rabbit into his bung hole...don't ask me how I know, I just do.

My respect and awe at Mr. Hunter just went through the roof.  No need to be shy about this one Tim, I see your testicles are the size of a semi truck now.  Gee, the things you learn in Off Topic, that are truly Right On!!!!!!

Love,

(who knows intimately about semi trucks, mine is below)

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Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: ACinKC on April 11, 2007, 02:11:44 pm
My respect and awe at Mr. Hunter just went through the roof.  No need to be shy about this one Tim, I see your testicles are the size of a semi truck now.  Gee, the things you learn in Off Topic, that are truly Right On!!!!!!

Love,

A little known picture of the wifey actually staring in amazements at Hunter's balls......

(http://myspaceantics.com/images/funny/woman_big_balls.jpg)
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: manchesteruk on April 11, 2007, 02:14:21 pm
Could someone explain what's been going on?  I really don't want to read all of this!
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: Matty the Damned on April 11, 2007, 05:50:04 pm
Could someone explain what's been going on?  I really don't want to read all of this!

Not a chance, Hot-Pockets. If we had to wade through all this shit, so do you.

:-*

MtD
Title: Re: Identity Crisis on here?
Post by: manchesteruk on April 11, 2007, 06:26:30 pm
I think I'm up to scratch on all this now although I kind of wish I wasn't!