Author Topic: Compendium of Ugly Ex Girlfriends (Read 9250 times)

Matty the Damned · « **on:** March 22, 2007, 04:09:53 pm »

Meet Mike and his List of Luscious Lovers.

A true renaissance man, he's even marked out the gals who swallow. Classy.

MtD

jack · « **Reply #1 on:** March 22, 2007, 05:52:30 pm »

What a loser. Are my eyes betraying me or were a couple of those women really trannies? Dude seems amazed at swallowing, isnt that what you are supposed to do?

cullens888 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 22, 2007, 05:59:02 pm »

Mean people Suck! :)Nice People SWALLOW!

thunter34 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 22, 2007, 07:17:15 pm »

Where do you find all this stuff?

Queen Tokelove · « **Reply #4 on:** March 22, 2007, 07:21:38 pm »

Quote from: thunter34 on March 22, 2007, 07:17:15 pm

Where do you find all this stuff?

Didn't ya know? The Damned One is everywhere. His mind goes where other fear to go....

Lisa · « **Reply #5 on:** March 22, 2007, 08:08:54 pm »

.....ew ...all the way around.

dtwpuck · « **Reply #6 on:** March 22, 2007, 08:14:21 pm »

what an R Tard. Any straight man THAT obsessed with getting head probably should just close his eyes and get on Manhunt.

David_CA · « **Reply #7 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:22:55 pm »

Quote from: thunter34 on March 22, 2007, 07:17:15 pm

Where do you find all this stuff?

That's what I was wondering, too.

Edited to add...
I had to look at that page again. If I had that many pics of guys I'd only 'made out' with, and only got blow jobs from 3-4 of them and got laid maybe twice, I don't think I'd advertise that fact. I'd also not 'fess up to some of those 'chicks' (with dicks?) publicly, either.

tigger2376 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:46:18 pm »

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUW
And FYI nice girls swallow

milker · « **Reply #9 on:** March 22, 2007, 10:51:45 pm »

Quote from: David_NC on March 22, 2007, 10:22:55 pm

That's what I was wondering, too.

Edited to add...
I had to look at that page again. If I had that many pics of guys I'd only 'made out' with, and only got blow jobs from 3-4 of them and got laid maybe twice, I don't think I'd advertise that fact. I'd also not 'fess up to some of those 'chicks' (with dicks?) publicly, either.

In my case there would be an "overflow error" from the browser.

Milker.

Damon · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2007, 03:01:12 am »

Quote from: dtwpuck on March 22, 2007, 08:14:21 pm

what an R Tard. Any straight man THAT obsessed with getting head probably should just close his eyes and get on Manhunt.

Maybe he is just not as jaded as you might like him to be.

I bedded over 100 women...toot toot

and none of those women are ugly.

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:27:24 am »

I bedded over 100 women...toot toot

and none of those women are ugly.

Doll, no-one's ugly when you're looking at them through the bottom of a whisky bottle.

MtD
(Who knows)

scotttt · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2007, 10:59:10 am »

"If I had that many pics of guys I'd only 'made out' with, and only got blow jobs from 3-4 of them and got laid maybe twice, I don't think I'd advertise that fact. I'd also not 'fess up to some of those 'chicks' (with dicks?) publicly, either."

So true!!! I actually felt rather sorry for him but more sorry for the women and drag queens who sucked his dick. Did you catch him in the pictures? Maybe the reason the women opted for oral sex was to prevent him from passing on his low-grade DNA and creating some stupid, ugly, and misogynistic babies.

The other thing that struck me was that it seems a lot harder for our heterosexual brothers to get laid. Then again, I don't know too many gay men who look like that guy. I wouldn't blow him, and swallowiing would be out of the question.

I know that was mean, but that guy put it all out there.

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:15:18 am »

What a great idea!! I am going to start my page soon... It will be cutting edge... phone numbers and address will be included.

thunter34 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:18:13 am »

Quote from: skeebo1969 on March 23, 2007, 11:15:18 am

What a great idea!! I am going to start my page soon... It will be cutting edge... phone numbers and address will be included.

We want action shots. With you in the pictures.

Dachshund · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:31:14 am »

Quote from: skeebo1969 on March 23, 2007, 11:15:18 am

What a great idea!! I am going to start my page soon... It will be cutting edge... phone numbers and address will be included.

Do you really want to piss off a bunch of sistahs?

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:51:53 am »

Quote from: Dachshund on March 23, 2007, 11:31:14 am

Do you really want to piss off a bunch of sistahs?

You mean they are not always pissed off?

allopathicholistic · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2007, 12:04:17 pm »

Quote from: scotttt on March 23, 2007, 10:59:10 am

The other thing that struck me was that it seems a lot harder for our heterosexual brothers to get laid.

Hope no one gets pissed at this but $net worth$ is also a big factor in the hetero world I think. A lot of women love to be wined and dined first. Just a guess

scotttt · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2007, 12:35:54 pm »

"Hope no one gets pissed at this but $net worth$ is also a big factor in the hetero world I think. A lot of women love to be wined and dined first. Just a guess"

Good point. Sadly much of this has to do with the fact that historically women have been viewed as property. Common law criminal sexual assault statutes were based on the premise that women were either the property of their father if unmarried or the property of their husband if they were married. Rape was seen as property damage to the property of the father or the husband. A woman's value was measured in part by her "virtue". A sexually defiled woman was seen as less valuable in the social market place.

This is why it wasn't illegal for a husband to rape his wife in the United States until the early 1970s I believe. Some jurisdictions still differentiate between rape between married people and rape that occurs between those not joined matrimonially.

Sadly the concept that some valuable exchange is required for sexual services provided is still a carry-over from these archaic values.

Sorry for going off an a tangent......

Dachshund · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2007, 01:03:55 pm »

Quote from: allopathicholistic on March 23, 2007, 12:04:17 pm

Hope no one gets pissed at this but $net worth$ is also a big factor in the hetero world I think. A lot of women love to be wined and dined first. Just a guess

maybe they just have taste

Bucko · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2007, 02:12:40 pm »

Quote from: Dachshund on March 23, 2007, 01:03:55 pm

maybe they just have taste

Well, several seem to have a taste for cum.

The concept's uncute (as is the guy who conceived it) but it did make me smile.

Brent
(Who kisses and tells all)

scotttt · « **Reply #21 on:** March 23, 2007, 02:46:58 pm »

"Well, several seem to have a taste for cum"

!

thunter34 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 23, 2007, 03:02:13 pm »

I think a lot of the net worth thing is tied into the fact that many of the hetero women are looking for a man to demonstrate that he can be a good provider- if she's gonna be potentially having kids and being the one most often seen as the primary caregiver for the kids (making meals, nurturing boo-boo's, etc). A bird wants a good nest, and I can't blame 'em for that. I'd be the same way if I was the one that was gonna have to carry a baby to term and do labor and all that crap.

Tim

(Who is happy enough with his anal babies and SO very glad to be gay and beyond having to go through all that mess.)

PS- A lot of those gals were really fugly, but then so was he (to steer it back to the topic at hand).

jack · « **Reply #23 on:** March 23, 2007, 03:31:41 pm »

What did the ones do that didn't swallow? Spit it out? Did they time it so they were able to take full ejaculation in a facial manner? Did they spit it on him? I had a woman do this once,but i did promise I wouldnt cum in her mouth. Oh well. No does mean no.

CaptCarl · « **Reply #24 on:** March 23, 2007, 06:16:03 pm »

Jack,
I'm willing to bet that the girls who didn't swallow probably used it to snowball the dude, that's why he dumped them...

anniebc · « **Reply #25 on:** March 23, 2007, 06:49:44 pm »

They say men who brag like that really don't have anything to brag about, I'm betting he has a very small willy...

Hugs
Jan

tigger2376 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 23, 2007, 09:56:39 pm »

I'm with annie on this. hes probably got a porsche too

Speaking as a woman who likes to spoil men, by wining, dining (and hopfully sixty nining) them, I'd never bonk a guy like that!!!
(and I'm told the etiquette is discreetly spit into a convenient kleenex, or kiss the guy and return the favour?)

aztecan · « **Reply #27 on:** March 23, 2007, 10:10:02 pm »

OK, first of all, the guy is a real loser, not to mention uglier than butt babies left in the sun.

Second, I am sooooooooooo very glad to be gay.

Third, I think Jan's right, the guy probably has a willy the size of a toothpick. And who does his hair, The Donald?

Oh, and that beard - yuck! I wonder if the leftovers are still hanging around from the girls who spit?

Ewww, that is nasty isn't it.

HUGS and SHRUGS,

Mark

Bucko · « **Reply #28 on:** March 24, 2007, 12:21:02 pm »

Quote from: jack on March 23, 2007, 03:31:41 pm

What did the ones do that didn't swallow? Spit it out? Did they time it so they were able to take full ejaculation in a facial manner? Did they spit it on him? I had a woman do this once,but i did promise I wouldnt cum in her mouth. Oh well. No does mean no.

Seeing his obsession with large, firm breasts, he probably cums on those.

Something tells me that he's never tasted his own ejaculate, but I might be mistaken.

Brent
(Who gladly swallows)

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